I was playing Guitar Hero 3, and tapping my foot. On the foot I was tapping, I had a large wart on my big toe I was ignoring. At the end of the song, I felt a warm liquid seeping down my sock.
I took my sock off, and about two teaspoons of thick green liquid seeped onto the floor. I nearly threw up.
I grabbed the garbage basket and swept all the fluid and wart peices into it. Then, i bandaged it all up.
I jus thought you should know.
I hope everybody had a real, real good time.
Whoa. Don't bother posting pics. I believe you already.
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At 11/23/07 10:20 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote:
I took my sock off, and about two teaspoons of thick green liquid seeped onto the floor. I nearly threw up.
That wasn't you wart that popped...you had an orgasm.
lol.
I thank you for posting this as it has greatly aided me in my research.
At 11/23/07 10:22 PM, TOEZ wrote: Whoa. Don't bother posting pics. I believe you already.
NO!
Pics, this will be funny.
Awe that sounds sick! Same thing almost happened to me when I wore the same tight shoes for 2 days at summer camp!
You had Wart on your toe!? Have you been eatting bad mushrooms?
Ew thats pretty gross
Why didn't you pop it before lol
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At 11/23/07 10:23 PM, Thimbles wrote: Awe that sounds sick! Same thing almost happened to me when I wore the same tight shoes for 2 days at summer camp!
Scratch that, it was an end of the year class camping trip
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT DID!
That can be taken two ways...
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At 11/23/07 10:23 PM, Brick-top wrote:At 11/23/07 10:22 PM, TOEZ wrote: Whoa. Don't bother posting pics. I believe you already.NO!
Why must you hate on me?
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At 11/23/07 10:22 PM, McPaper wrote: I thank you for posting this as it has greatly aided me in my research.
I aim to please
I hope everybody had a real, real good time.
At 11/23/07 10:22 PM, captainchaos03 wrote: That wasn't you wart that popped...you had an orgasm.
lol.
Toe orgasm?
I'M A FUCKING CAR.
my dear god, i had a wart on my big toe once, but i went to a doctor and got it frozen, i took a shower and this big chunk fell right out, then it enlarged to double size, my foot became infested with them, but then they all shrank and there are no more warts, i feel for you, but damn, how the hell long did you have it?
At 11/23/07 10:28 PM, Shadow4102 wrote: my dear god, i had a wart on my big toe once, but i went to a doctor and got it frozen, i took a shower and this big chunk fell right out, then it enlarged to double size, my foot became infested with them, but then they all shrank and there are no more warts, i feel for you, but damn, how the hell long did you have it?
About two weeks.
At first glance of it, it was like, and big an the tip of a pencil, then grew to the size of two or three pencil erasers.
I hope everybody had a real, real good time.
I may be alone here but I want to see some fucking pics. Not every day you hear about a wart exploding and leaking green gunk.
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holy crap that must of sucked and i have guitar hero 3 also! :)
At 11/23/07 10:29 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote:
About two weeks.
At first glance of it, it was like, and big an the tip of a pencil, then grew to the size of two or three pencil erasers.
damn, i saw mine when it was the size of a pea, i immediately got it frozen
what
At 11/23/07 10:20 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote:
I took my sock off, and about two teaspoons of thick green liquid seeped onto the floor. I nearly threw up.
I grabbed the garbage basket and swept all the fluid and wart peices into it. Then, i bandaged it all up.
I jus thought you should know.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!
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Sounds like you had an ampula.
I had a few this summer when I wore very uncommfortable sandels in Las Vegas. I walked everywhere... and I basically irritated the ball of my foot. It's like a boil, and if you're not carefull-- it will pop.
Whatever you do... don't remove the skin. It will greatly reduce the rate of infection.
At 11/23/07 10:22 PM, captainchaos03 wrote:At 11/23/07 10:20 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote:I took my sock off, and about two teaspoons of thick green liquid seeped onto the floor. I nearly threw up.That wasn't you wart that popped...you had an orgasm.
lol.
Out of his toe? o_O That's something for Ripley's. Even though having green shit coming out of your toe is probably material for that already.
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I had a wart once and I kept picking at it, so it bled everywhere.
Never had one explode, though.
Ugh, I hate warts... I had one on my thumb, got it treated with some long shitty procedure, then at the end the doctor took out a pocket knife and just cut it off.
Ewwww green wart cum :P
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This kind of thing isn't exactly common, you know. Give others the chance to revel in it.
At 11/23/07 10:25 PM, TOEZ wrote:At 11/23/07 10:23 PM, Brick-top wrote:Why must you hate on me?At 11/23/07 10:22 PM, TOEZ wrote: Whoa. Don't bother posting pics. I believe you already.NO!
I don't know.
I am sorry.
