Do you ever hear crap that kids say in your class that makes you want to slap them? a group of kids were TRYING to have a political discussion failing horribly in the process, and i nearly lost it when some girl screamed "whatever you do don't vote for bush!" and NO one called her out on this.
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dumb things kids say.
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illicit makes a damn good signature.
What else would you expect from kids? A philosophical debate?
"Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship." -Buddah
Well bush wasn't elected in the first place so she is totally wrong to start with.
There's this one kid in class who always tries to back the teacher into a corner with his logic and get him to admit that he's wrong...
His half-truths and dumbfounded opinions haven't succeeded yet... And it's beginning to get irritating.
At 11/1/07 04:00 PM, BuddhaGeo wrote: What else would you expect from kids? A philosophical debate?
that bought tears to my eyes...i truly wish it could happen.
At 11/1/07 04:01 PM, KingPaulP wrote: Well bush wasn't elected in the first place so she is totally wrong to start with.
thanks Mr. Point out the obvious.
couple of months ago I was getting ready to go to berlin and a couple of kids asked me where I was going. I said
"berlin"
they said - "wheres that then?"
I said "it's the capital of germany"
and one of them turned to another one and said "heh, I told you he was a nerd"
seriously.
what the hell.
Kids in almost every class I have make really retarted jokes that NO ONE thinks are funny, like they say random crap hoping to get a rise but all there is are crickets chirping, then I come in and make a public announcement to my class about how the previous comment made no sense at all but I usually say this,
"Dude, thats was pointless, your a noob," seriously and everyone laughs at the kid/kids. Whenever someone says omsething retarted call them out on it and make them feel little.
I'm not cool enough to have a nice sig.
When people start saying this:
"Yeah man I totally beat the shit out of that kid!" and he actually got his ass kicked
or this
"Dude I stole that ride and sold it to some rich ass bastard yo!" Who the fuck would want to buy a car from a 14 year old knowing that the car is stolen?
Kids these days...
|NG Is Dead|
i have a good scenario for this
My friend was in class one fine day, and this stupid bitch we met before, but everybody hates goes to sit down. the teacher asks the kids to take out their planners, but the dumb bitch doesn't. the teacher asks why she didn't take out her planner, she stands up and says, "FINE, GAAWWDD." It's already apparant she is trying to act cool in front of everybody. The teacher says, "i'm geussing you all studied for the test."
Dumb Bitch: WHAT TEST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
My friend: the test he talked about yesterday
Dumb Bitch: GAAWWDD *leaves the room*
don't we all love the kids who try to act cool in front of older people?
I hate it when people say "You're a Jew" or "Your Mom", it's not funny, it's just annoying as hell!
Everything.
Well some things more than others. The aforementioned in this thread, 'You're a nerd' for the simplest of things, like knowing how to spell 'elephant'. I mean seriously, those that dumb don't belong in public, they need special treatment.
Also, when people use netspeak in real-life. Whether they write it down, or actually say it loud to their friends, it pisses me right off.
HELLO
I'm in college and I still get the occasional moron who says things you want to pinch yourself for a reality check while hearing.
"Can anyone tell me what DNA is?"
Retard: "Uh sperm?"
Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.
Of course, because ripping hearts out is the greatest way to let out your anger over a stupid discussion.
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Yes. I hate it when small shitbags try to be serious, while being extremely goofy trying. It just makes me sick, and then I go home and violate my sister to let the aggression get out.
I had this one conversation with some guy who was playing pro evo which went like this.
Me: Who's winning?
Other guy: Your mum.
Me: that's not funny.
Other guy: SHUT UP!
Me: Why do you have to be so defensive?
Guy playing the other guy: SHUT UP, HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU RETARD!!
Other guy: Why do you have to use nerdy words like "defensive"?
Other guy: (in sarcastic voice) ooh look, Everything's "defensive", I'm "defensive", you're "defensive". (Starts playing crappy emo music on phone)
Me: Can you stop playing that?
Other guy: SHUT UP! JUST BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN YOU AT GUITAIR HERO!!
Me: Wtf? This has nothing to do with guitar hero.
Other guy: SHUT UP YOU RETARD!
At this point I left. Yep, you can get some real retards at my school.
At 11/1/07 03:59 PM, Sawke wrote: Do you ever hear crap that kids say in your class that makes you want to slap them? a group of kids were TRYING to have a political discussion failing horribly in the process, and i nearly lost it when some girl screamed "whatever you do don't vote for bush!" and NO one called her out on this.
yea they are stupid aren't they.
This too will pass.
Memento mori
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Just pretty much anything this douchebag says in my class to get attention. He's in every one of my classes except band and PE and I'm really sick of him. He of course jumped on the George Bush hate bandwagon, "OMG HE LIE PUT US IN WAR HE SUX!!11!1!1" and stuff like that, when he has no idea what he was talking about. I don't like politics, and I know nothing about them, and I don't like or hate Mr. Bush but hating people because it's a fad is pretty lame.
Also, I'm in math with some remedial kids and they had problems with DIVISIBILITY.
What really pisses me off is when I occansolly find someone at my school WHO ACTUALLY LIKES ANIME and then when I ask them what animes they watch they some gay generic anime, most of the time naruto!
Make war, not love.
Thats technically right...but there are better answers, like Deoxyribonucleic Acid...
Then again, I was a dumb shit and thought Poland was still part of German control....
Well, I am HIV-.
And everyone knows that when you multiply a negative by a positive you get a negative.
At 11/1/07 06:21 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Just pretty much anything this douchebag says in my class to get attention. He's in every one of my classes except band and PE and I'm really sick of him. He of course jumped on the George Bush hate bandwagon, "OMG HE LIE PUT US IN WAR HE SUX!!11!1!1" and stuff like that, when he has no idea what he was talking about. I don't like politics, and I know nothing about them, and I don't like or hate Mr. Bush but hating people because it's a fad is pretty lame.
Also, I'm in math with some remedial kids and they had problems with DIVISIBILITY.
One, if you don't know about politics then who are you to say that he has no idea what he is talking about. For example, if a math teacher tells you a problem is wrong he has a right to because he knows, but when you say that kid is wrong or that he doesn't know what he is saying, then it isn't o.k. because you need to know politics to even talk about it or tell people they have no clue about it.
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"Retard."
Nah, mine isn't really bad but there's this girl in geometry class that is really stupid. Shes says the most retarted things ever.
Not really kids but the dumb asses in school who brag about being able to kick someones ass even though you know if they actually got in a fight they would puss out.
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*Sniff* Being called retarded just cuz I'm in special Ed. Heck, I been hired by my school's TSA. Is THAT retarded? I may even get statewide recognition...
Too lazy to bother leveling up.
