Who of all this entities would win if they all duked it out?
Muhammad, Jesus, Shiva etc
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Shiva has 4 arms, therefore, 2 extra weapons.
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At 4/11/07 02:56 PM, SenorPresidente wrote: Who of all this entities would win if they all duked it out?
Jesus can be revived and can't so...
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At 4/11/07 02:58 PM, thomtomw wrote: THOR......everytime
Thor was pretty beast.
Seeing how Muhammad was only a mortal man, I dont think he would fare well to be honest.How about you make a league for super powered religious figures and non super power religious figures.
It's pretty hard for one fake character to kill another.
At 4/11/07 02:58 PM, thomtomw wrote: THOR......everytime
He's on the right track.
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
Battle is as follows: All non Norse entities weep in corner, a la "Blair Witch", as Tyr forcibly molestes them with his spear, proceeded by a good skull-fuck session with Odin.
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At 4/11/07 02:56 PM, SenorPresidente wrote: Who of all this entities would win if they all duked it out?
They would not fight each other, they would be Super Best Freinds!
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At 4/11/07 03:00 PM, SouthAsian wrote: ...non super power religious figures.
Fine then, a revision;
Battle is as follows: All non Norse entities weep in corner, a la "Blair Witch", as Loki forcibly molests them with his spear, proceeded by a good skull-fuck session with Odin.
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At 4/11/07 03:14 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote:At 4/11/07 03:00 PM, SouthAsian wrote: ...non super power religious figures.Fine then, a revision;
Battle is as follows: All non Norse entities weep in corner, a la "Blair Witch", as Loki forcibly molests them with his spear, proceeded by a good skull-fuck session with Odin.
Sounds...better...I think.......
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At 4/11/07 03:16 PM, SouthAsian wrote:At 4/11/07 03:14 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote:
Battle is as follows: All non Norse entities weep in corner, a la "Blair Witch", as Loki forcibly molests them with his spear, proceeded by a good skull-fuck session with Odin.Sounds...better...I think.......
NO. that is TERRIBLE. Loki isnt even a warrior, and he fucking kills the kindest/gentlest god of the Norse heavens and is who the Gods fight in the last battle.
Tyr is way more suitable, as he is the god of Combat >:(
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
At 4/11/07 03:13 PM, bob-the-ripper wrote: Apparently, Carlos Mencia...
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At 4/11/07 02:59 PM, Bomshaw wrote:
Jesus can be revived and can't so...
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No, Jesus is the only one who can get killed.
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At 4/11/07 03:18 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
NO. that is TERRIBLE. Loki isnt even a warrior, and he fucking kills the kindest/gentlest god of the Norse heavens and is who the Gods fight in the last battle.
Tyr is way more suitable, as he is the god of Combat >:(
If your stupid/african enough to be killed by a damn mistletoe twig, you deserve to be dead. YOU HEAR THAT, BALDR?!?!?!!?
Oh, and FYI: Tyr isn't the god of Combat, I.E Ares. By 'God of War', it's meant that Tyr is more of a Tactition/General figure. Thor is the god of combat, A.K.A smashing in the skulls of innocent frost giants with a big ass hammer because your having an 'off' day. Here, let me make a useless analogy; it's sorta like Tyr is a general and Thor is a G.I with a big as S.A.W machine gun.
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At 4/11/07 04:30 PM, AlCapwn wrote: I think the answer is obvious.
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At 4/11/07 02:59 PM, Bomshaw wrote:At 4/11/07 02:56 PM, SenorPresidente wrote: Who of all this entities would win if they all duked it out?Jesus can be revived and can't so...
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w00t? omfg w00t you mean... "what?"
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At 4/11/07 04:54 PM, Xtesh wrote:At 4/11/07 04:06 PM, HandsomePete wrote:At 4/11/07 02:59 PM, Bomshaw wrote:
No, Jesus is the only one who can get killed.Actually, he's the only one that can come back from the dead. Then you consider how he has the Father backing him up...
Tag-team, anyone? Muhammed and Shiva vs. Christ and God(the Father).
1) He's the only one who NEEDS to be brought back from the dead.
2) There are literally MILLIONS of Hindi Gods.
3) If you wanna get technical, Shiva is always partnered with Kali, his more destructive lady-friend. They could easily take out Jehovah and Jesus, they're pure destruction.
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BUT JESUS CAN COME BACK AS MANY TIMES NEEDED. They'll wear everyone else out, like a boxing match.
LotR was all about walking. Fuck even the trees walked in those movies.
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At 4/11/07 08:30 PM, Z-Sector wrote: BUT JESUS CAN COME BACK AS MANY TIMES NEEDED. They'll wear everyone else out, like a boxing match.
The other guys can't be killed.
At 4/11/07 08:23 PM, HandsomePete wrote:
3) If you wanna get technical, Shiva is always partnered with Kali, his more destructive lady-friend. They could easily take out Jehovah and Jesus, they're pure destruction.
Hey, it looks like Thor over there has something to say to you. With his fists.
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