Chuck Norris

but i thought they had formed an alliance called the Super Best Friends, how could they fight anyone other than David Blane?

:X

At 4/11/07 02:59 PM, Ben wrote: The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

seconded

Muhammad would die first.

Jesus wouldn't fight, but turn the other cheek instead. He would be severely beaten by Ganesha. He would then come back a couple of times only to be brutally mauled again and again.

Shiva would ironically lose in a fistfight against Duke Nukem.

Even though Buddha would not be in the fight, he would be sitting in the backround, throwing burning car wreckages on the fighting gods.

After two hours of fighting, Moses would appear in a floating pyramid, shooting lazers from his giant eye.

In the last 8 minutes, Goku would kill all the remaining gods and godlike figures, then escape the exploding planet.

At 4/11/07 04:54 PM, Xtesh wrote:

Tag-team, anyone? Muhammed and Shiva vs. Christ and God(the Father).

Dude, why would Muhammad team up against his own Creator(God) XD That would make him a traitor.

Muhammad and Shiva= wrong combination. If Muhammad was to team up with someone, it wouldve been Jesus, Moses, Abraham etc(all the prophets from Judaism and Christianity) and of course God. Thats the club he belongs to, ftw :D

Heres a suggestion: Shiva and Ganesh vs Gods crew.

At 4/12/07 05:38 PM, Teh-David wrote: Chuck Norris

U=sucks

Muhammed is some paki prophet, shiva has 4 arms but is a broad. Jesus us a grizzled manw ho drinks wine. Jesus would beat them up with a pipe wrench then make a sexist joke about shiva beating off 4 men at once.

At 4/12/07 08:13 PM, Xtesh wrote:

1) He's the only one who NEEDS to be brought back from the dead.

And? He can keep doing it until the others are worn out.

Apparently it takes more than 2000 years to come back, so plllllt... You lose.

2) There are literally MILLIONS of Hindi Gods.

But the power isn't vested into one being, so that makes for very weak gods.

Brahma has the same power as Jehova, Shiva and Kali are just cooler, so worse comes to worse, Brahma ties Jehovah, and the Shiva/Kali combo takes the win by style points.

Shiva.

At 4/12/07 08:36 PM, KyleTheMadcap wrote: Shiva.

That's one trippy deity.

Muhammad would blow everyone up, including himself. Then the world would turn atheist.

FSM, with all the Pastafarians suport.

At 4/12/07 08:29 PM, Xtesh wrote:

1) He's the only one who NEEDS to be brought back from the dead.

time. How many people have broken his record?
...Again, how many other times have any Gods NEEDED to be resurrected?
And Jesus was still a human, so that doesn't really help his case.

Fuck.

Unlesssss...

I call on Ra and Anubis as backup for Jehovah! Beat that!

? You're changing teams?
Freya, Tyr, Loki... These are all better than Egyptians.

Probably George Washington.

At 4/11/07 03:13 PM, bob-the-ripper wrote: Apparently, Carlos Mencia...

Lol, his name is Ned and he's not even Mexican.

At 4/11/07 03:13 PM, bob-the-ripper wrote: Apparently, Carlos Mencia...

Carlos is so fucking full of himself. According to his shitty show, Carlos > L Ron Hubbard > Jesus. He called himself a GOD, and technically that he is better than all religious Gods.

CARLOS MENCIA > JESUS

Mohammad would bomb Jesus, but then be engulfed in flames as a result of Shiva's pure destruction.
Then Hades would kick the crap out of him.

R U Tryin To Start A Religion War Up With NAZISM lol Jk

Muhammad and Jesus actually existed but in different times. Also both being messengers and prophets, no chance that they would ever fight each other.

At 4/11/07 02:56 PM, SenorPresidente wrote: Who of all this entities would win if they all duked it out?

None... Muhammad would pull a suicide bombing and they'll all die.

Jesus, since he'd just be resurrected if he gets knocked out.

handsome pete, quit talking out of your ass, i repeat, quit talking out of your ass.

that is all

Isn't Shiva the God of Destruction?

At 4/13/07 12:58 AM, SpeshilKay wrote: zeus?

Please, Randy Ortan would RKO zeus's ass.

At 4/13/07 03:27 AM, Deleted wrote: handsome pete, quit talking out of your ass, i repeat, quit talking out of your ass.

that is all

lol Way to back up your comment with thoughtful reasoning. Battlecry of the loser.