in one hour i leave for augusta for 5 months and i come back from military school a man and i will be buff and disciplined. my social life destroyed, my ability to recruit through tricky slimeball tactics honed and all my friends confused as to "who i was again?".
oOoOoOOooOOOoOooOOOOoh boyyyy, the things i have to look forward to.
At 3/25/07 09:07 AM, 749-Pi wrote: They'll castrate you there.
yeah and i hear theyll butt fuck me too
At 3/25/07 09:09 AM, TightRope wrote:At 3/25/07 09:07 AM, 749-Pi wrote: They'll castrate you there.yeah and i hear theyll butt fuck me too
Sounds like you'll have a great time there.
ill douse myself in lighter fluid and let them have THEIR WAY WITH ME! those brutes!
At 3/25/07 09:10 AM, Rawrsome wrote: Sounds like you'll have a great time there.
Sounds like he's...
Excited.
At 3/25/07 09:09 AM, TightRope wrote:At 3/25/07 09:07 AM, 749-Pi wrote: They'll castrate you there.yeah and i hear theyll butt fuck me too
Sodomy has a very key role in the military.
And hopefully that discipline will show itself in the way you write. No one is going to miss you here, bye bye.
At 3/25/07 09:18 AM, Akula wrote: And hopefully that discipline will show itself in the way you write. No one is going to miss you here, bye bye.
ha ha ha
At 3/25/07 09:09 AM, TightRope wrote:At 3/25/07 09:07 AM, 749-Pi wrote: They'll castrate you there.yeah and i hear theyll butt fuck me too
They love that fresh meat.
At 3/25/07 09:09 AM, TightRope wrote:
yeah and i hear theyll butt fuck me too
Now you'll know what your Dad was talking about in those war stories he used to tell you.
At 3/25/07 09:03 AM, TightRope wrote: in one hour i leave for augusta for 5 months and i come back from military school a man and i will be buff and disciplined. my social life destroyed, my ability to recruit through tricky slimeball tactics honed and all my friends confused as to "who i was again?".
oOoOoOOooOOOoOooOOOOoh boyyyy, the things i have to look forward to.
Im jealous, ive always wanted to join the army but parents won't let me so i have to wait till I'm on my own.
theres a line and i draw it at castration and sodomy...
Fuck that shit...
At 3/25/07 09:11 AM, 749-Pi wrote:At 3/25/07 09:10 AM, Rawrsome wrote: Sounds like you'll have a great time there.Sounds like he's...
Excited.
Oh, who wouldn't be?
If you come back with out getting raped, remember one thing.
This isn't the place to act tough, this is the internet.
D
At 3/25/07 09:03 AM, TightRope wrote: and i come back from military school a man and i will be buff and disciplined.
Synonym for FABULOUS.
Duct tape that shit.
