hahah, one time, i had eaten some hot peppers, and dint wash my hands... shit burnt like a fucker. It burns on any moist skin i then found out.
"I'm tired of all these sexual innuendos." "In YOUR -endo."
-The Todd
Once fapped to a horror movie that had some nudie scenes...bad idea. I'm sitting their, enjoying, suddenly a chainsaw is heard and it scares the shit out of me.
Well I had just brutally murdered my latest victum and was caught in the act of "admiring" his blood covered facial features by none other than a swat team with high powered rifles I killed them all fortuantly and I was never interupted again.
Yeah, I have a Dial (bodywash, Soap) bottle that looks like a lotion bottle in my shower, and I wasn't looking, and I accidently grabbed the dial, and I started wanking with it. After I couldn't cum.. "what the fuck?" And I look down, and theres foam everywhere (from rubbing your duck with soap), and when I saw that I couldn't cum, I freaked out, then, When I tried to pee later, it burned like a motherFUCKER.
Don't try to trick me I'M A FUCKING NINJA
At 10/17/08 08:42 PM, TJoyal wrote: Once fapped to a horror movie that had some nudie scenes...bad idea. I'm sitting their, enjoying, suddenly a chainsaw is heard and it scares the shit out of me.
screamer is the interweb way of saying STOP WACTHING PORN.
At 10/17/08 08:53 PM, kidd25 wrote: screamer is the interweb way of saying STOP WACTHING PORN.
A lot of horror movies are made just for porn fantasies believe it or not. Not every movie is made only to make big bucks.
