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That's not a Computer!

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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-22 17:36:44


Heh... " jigs " I hate it how people keep pushing the fact that they are right even after they know they are wrong. I think the guy knew that he was wrong as soon as your brother showed him the real computer.


brains.

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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-22 17:38:01


Great, just perfectly great. I don't know what to say. That might make a good movie.


There is a war going on in you're mind. People and ideas all competing for you're thoughts. And if you're thinking, you're winning.

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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-22 17:46:03


I now support euthanization for retards.


As you are reading this, you are unaware that World War III has just broken out, and humanity will be extinct in a matter of hours. Have a nice day.

Sig by me! PM me for one!

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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-22 18:22:15


I have always found computer illiterates funny.


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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-22 18:48:41


That is the funniest thing I've read today.


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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-22 18:53:57


old people suck at technoligy

Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 02:58:55


I love you so much...


I procrastinate because I'm lazy and I'm lazy because I procrastinate.

Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 04:23:50


Staggering.

Even with computers as dominant in today's society, people are still capable of being fuckin' stupid.


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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 04:40:08


Hah, dumbass! Euthanisia for the win!


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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 04:41:22


haha, that was a good read, i hate people like that.

Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 04:46:14


I lol'd. :D

And you sir get a +15 in reality-p3nor-size points.

Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 05:06:06


Ha, moron. I think the story was fake though.

BTW, he could him sweetie?

Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 05:17:05


Very nice story,i would of burst out laughing.

Then i would of been fired.

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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 05:18:44


Ha ha ha, i think I've discovered a new NG BBS gem. Anyone who can't use a computer professionally is an idiot. This story is rather interesting, are people in Tennesee really that stupid?

Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 05:20:28


....next.

(talking to manager)

Man: Can I speak to David? I heard he was good at these kinds of things.

Manager: *confused* "okay...I'll get him. *muttering*.....I don't have time for these games."

David: "So did he help you figure it out? ....you still need that hard drive?"

Man: "I told you I don't want your old stuff, I'm done talking to you. Where's David?"

David: *points to name tag* "That's me."

Man: "yeah right, who are you for real. I was told that this guy David knows what he is talking about. Did you steal his name tag just to FUCK with me?"

David: "If you would have been patient for 2 more minutes you would have won 100 dollars on MTV's Boiling Points!"

Man: "Are you serious?! Where's the camera?!" *laughs*

Teh Edn

Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 05:26:19


leik omg it wuz mtv rofl!!!

Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 05:34:36


At 1/22/07 10:11 AM, Peregrinus wrote: That's great :)

I love watching technically incompetent people pretend to know what they're talking about.

You should consider applying for a job there :P

Yeah go get a job.


what

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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 05:49:33


He says that his computer isn't old, yet he has a 20gb hard drive? my 5 year old computer that is packed away with all my other old stuff has a 60 gig!


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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 05:51:15


At 1/22/07 05:46 PM, wormyguy wrote: I now support euthanization for retards.

This guy wasn't retarded, he was ignorant. That is a lot worse


"My friends call me 'The Cane.' Even before I messed up my leg."

- [H]ouse

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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 06:53:36


eventually our generation will be like that for some new technology. and then so on.

many people commonly mistake the monitor for the computer. the older people often will mistake what the componets of a computer are because if they have less need for a computer then they dont really need to know much about it.

Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 07:01:28


At 1/22/07 10:13 AM, Radioactive24 wrote: Pure ownage.

I love stupid people.

wasnt stupid, just ignorant.

Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 07:17:22


lol at computer idiots. You should've just agreed that the monitors were computers and said something like "so how fast is you adered unit? mine is 14pitahats"


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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 07:20:24


Computer illiterate make me so mad...


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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 07:20:41


At 1/22/07 10:11 AM, Peregrinus wrote: That's great :)

I love watching technically incompetent people pretend to know what they're talking about.

You should consider applying for a job there :P

thats how I got the job....I would say big fake words to make my self sound smart

"ow yea the "Ap++" drive comes with the "CF =+" drive they work together to make

you're PC read disks better!"

can you tell which are fake!

when in doubt.... punch HAMZ10 IN THE FUCKING FANNY!

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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 07:30:10


That was a really funny story to read XP


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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 08:06:08


lmao! That was great. Had me laughing for a while. haha. WOW!

Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 08:13:25


NO NO NO, NO!

You're supposed to completely OWN them, not politely EMBARRASS them!

Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 08:15:41


At 1/25/07 08:13 AM, ArabFreak wrote: NO NO NO, NO!

You're supposed to completely OWN them, not politely EMBARRASS them!

He has not been exposed to enough internet or Newgrounds.

poor sap.

pwned.

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Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 09:10:01


im sure that when our generation is older there will be some totally new technology out there where the young generation will completly know how to use it but we will be lost.

this guy obviously has little need for computers in his day to day life so his knowledge of computers doesnt need to be much.

it would be very easy to confuse the monitor for the computer because take a look at how technology is going. things are getting smaller. for someone who doesnt use computers much, a monitor looks very much like a computer. eventually computers will be inside the monitor.

he isnt stupid, just doesnt have the knowledge of computers that we do. since he doesnt seem like the person that rely on computers alot then he doesnt need the knowledge of computers.

if someone where to ask you what the most developed country in africa was and you didnt know, that doesnt mean you are stupid, just means you are ignorant of the information. same thing with computers. lack of information because it isnt a big priority. more of a luxory of information.

Response to That's not a Computer! 2007-01-25 09:16:40


The man in your story strangely reminded me of Larry the Cable Guy,
so I believe your story.


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