At 1/25/07 09:16 AM, Musk wrote: The man in your story strangely reminded me of Larry the Cable Guy,
so I believe your story.

Well, I live in one of the most technically advanced cities in the South, but I see people like Larry a lot. :( This one wasn't as bad, though. He just didn't really know what he wanted, lol.

And well said, shin-tenshu. Nice bit of perspective there. ;)

At 1/22/07 10:13 AM, Radioactive24 wrote: Pure ownage.

I love stupid people.

agreed, but.. is it possible to be so stupid !?

At 1/25/07 09:20 AM, frz wrote:

At 1/22/07 10:13 AM, Radioactive24 wrote: Pure ownage.

I love stupid people.

agreed, but.. is it possible to be so stupid !?

Eh, I've seen worse. I remember helping my grandmother learn how to use a computer, and I was teaching her the mechanics by having her play solitaire. When I first told her to click on a card, she lifted the mouse and clicked the button in front of the monitor, lol. And again, it's not as much stupidity as it is ignorance. xD

I've heard of people who can't even operate a mouse... I mean OMG. I could use a mouse when I first layed my fingers on one in 1995.

At 1/25/07 09:24 AM, Shuko wrote:

Eh, I've seen worse. I remember helping my grandmother learn how to use a computer, and I was teaching her the mechanics by having her play solitaire. When I first told her to click on a card, she lifted the mouse and clicked the button in front of the monitor, lol. And again, it's not as much stupidity as it is ignorance. xD

poor you =P

i know a guy called Olav.. he is stupid.. i mean really stupid.. he dont even know why the pointer is moveing round, even though i told him hundreds of times, and he also thinks a PC is the same as a Playstation or something.. only games... he is so dum >.<

At 1/25/07 09:30 AM, LolOutLoud wrote: I've heard of people who can't even operate a mouse... I mean OMG. I could use a mouse when I first layed my fingers on one in 1995.

I couldn't operate a mouse one time, but it didn't even look like a mouse,
It looked like someone ripped a mouse open and shoved a mini-bowling ball in the middle.

At 1/25/07 09:47 AM, Musk wrote:

At 1/25/07 09:30 AM, LolOutLoud wrote: I've heard of people who can't even operate a mouse... I mean OMG. I could use a mouse when I first layed my fingers on one in 1995.

I couldn't operate a mouse one time, but it didn't even look like a mouse,
It looked like someone ripped a mouse open and shoved a mini-bowling ball in the middle.

pic =P ?

At 1/25/07 12:39 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: Your storytelling skills are lacking.

death to to non-beliver!

At 1/25/07 07:20 AM, PainKiller3231 wrote: Computer illiterate make me so mad...

I wouldn't get too going about it, some people simply don't need to use computers why if they have no use for them would they have any knowledge of them.

this is the second time i'm reading this, thanks to a bump...

i still lol'd at the 'jigs'!

At 1/25/07 12:39 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: Your storytelling skills are lacking.

Don't I know it. :) Teach me yer secrets!!!

i love, you have to be one of the best living person on this eart. no really i mean this ^^

Haha. I love it when stuff like this happens.

Great story

LMFAO I was about to think the guy had an iMac

Your story is better than mine.

I used to work at Staples. I still hate the SMELL of that store. They use their own house brand of cleaner.

One day a fat, smell, poorly dressed moron walked into the store. Not rare. Hick country. Ugly, too. And surly. I got the privilege of taking care of this fine, upstanding scholar. He wanted a modem. You know, the thing you write e-mails on. He didn't have a computer. I wondered why he wished to have an add-on card without something to add it to. I explained to him the difference between a modem, which is installed in a computer, and a computer, which can connect to the internet if there is a modem installed. He called me a liar. This went on for thirty minutes. I wanted to make the sale as we get commission. He stormed out, much to the amusement of EVERYONE in that half of the store, which was approximately 100% of the people in the store. Judging by his appearance he would only have been able to afford it on credit. And he might have intelligent enough to buy a protection plan. I missed out on a big sale.

I rolfed, quite a bit
Thats a good one and i've never seen anything like it lol

At 1/22/07 10:06 AM, Shuko wrote:

That story totally made my day :) How can people be so stupid? hehehe
He needs to go and die, and collect a Darwin award post-humously for that one.

You have to be rally stupic to think the moniter, is the computer its self!

At 1/25/07 02:19 PM, oddworth wrote: You have to be rally stupid to think the moniter, is the computer its self!

not really. with the rate technology is growing, it is very easy to believe that the moniter is also the computer for someone who doesnt know much about computers.

That's probably the best thing I've read on Newgrounds in over a year. Hahaah old Bastards.

That story was very good. Id say on par with the Best Buy story

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what a retard! doesnt even know what a computer is lol

This guy hasn't even figured out who David is...

ahaha
that's freakin hilarious man!
Awesome.
ahahaha
"You haven't been a computer owner long, have you?"

Lol, it's fun watching people make a fool of them selves

Best thread ever

At 1/22/07 10:22 AM, Paradox wrote: Hahaha, what a fucking idiot.

you have made a enermy today my friend

what have i done to you?

Good job, but you forgot to explain to him what a jiga bite is.