Steampunk
I love it. I want a steampunk violin, I wanna turn my bass steampunk, and most of all I want a fancy pair of steampunk goggles with roach clips, binoculars, and those aviator light-amount controlling things.

And I have a story.
I went to the glasses place (IRIS) to get a new pair. It was the first time I walked about and tried a few diffs on and saw what they looked like. Usually I just grab a pair and GTFO. Anyway I found a pair of John Lennon type glasses and then ordered a pair of UBER frames for 'em. Static resistance, scratch resistance, transition lenses, etc. So I look forward to my pair of UBER John Lennon glasses - they really help with the hippie look I've been goin' for. I still need tie-dye shirts and more funky bracelets.

At 8/27/09 11:24 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote:

And I have a story.
I went to the glasses place (IRIS) to get a new pair. It was the first time I walked about and tried a few diffs on and saw what they looked like. Usually I just grab a pair and GTFO. Anyway I found a pair of John Lennon type glasses and then ordered a pair of UBER frames for 'em. Static resistance, scratch resistance, transition lenses, etc. So I look forward to my pair of UBER John Lennon glasses - they really help with the hippie look I've been goin' for. I still need tie-dye shirts and more funky bracelets.

That IS quite the story you got there dude..er.. . . . eh?

well, no tye-dye shirt is complete without matching bell-bottoms to match! And of course you cant forget those..shoes with the heels, but not high heels, but rather man-heels. Yeah! Get some of those bad boys!

They're so hot >=D

At 8/27/09 11:24 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: Steampunk
I love it. I want a steampunk violin, I wanna turn my bass steampunk, and most of all I want a fancy pair of steampunk goggles with roach clips, binoculars, and those aviator light-amount controlling things.

I want a steampunk bong.

Neeearly finish Guinea Pop - this one turned out a lot better than I originally thought it would :)

At 8/27/09 11:24 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: I went to the glasses place (IRIS) to get a new pair.

If there's anyone who can bring that look back, it's you :p

Eye sig bandwagon

It had to be done.

Oh, and that's not me in the pic. k?

At 8/28/09 05:01 AM, Jimp wrote: .

I want a steampunk bong.

We have the schismatics for it. Now we need a 1000 monkeys writing porn on a 1000 typewriters and someone to make the bong. The monkeys are just for something to watch once the bong as been made.

I like boots especially ones with neat designs (CALL FOR NG BOOTS NOW). Though bell-bottoms wold be cool. They seem comfortable. Now if I recall from something I was doing before this post I was going to post a piece of exciting news...

but first I must be distracted from firefoxes spell checking making red lines appear almost all my words and making me right click and correct them just because.

Oh hey its the halfway point between lunch and breakfest... or close enough... wheres some food or a baby to kick?

I saw a Steampunk couple once. They were both really into it; top hots, goggles, canes, corsets. The whole nine yards. I was quite impressed, until they got into their Fiat Punto and drove off. Completely ruined the effect.

At 8/28/09 03:14 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: I was quite impressed, until they got into their Fiat Punto and drove off. Completely ruined the effect.

And away we go!

It's page 1699... Where all the 699 jokes? It's a 69 but with an extra 9 in there for fun.
Here's looking forward to the orgy of 6999, 6699, and 6669.

Also I have Jars of pickles.
Anyone remember my pickles of last year? I'm doin it again.

At 8/28/09 04:25 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: Also I have Jars of pickles.
Anyone remember my pickles of last year? I'm doin it again.

How long will it take you to finish off all of those?

At 8/28/09 04:25 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: It's page 1699... Where all the 699 jokes? It's a 69 but with an extra 9 in there for fun.
Here's looking forward to the orgy of 6999, 6699, and 6669.

I think my favorite number is 690, this is much like 69, but with a fat person lying on the bed next to you watching you do it.

At 8/28/09 05:16 PM, Duchednier wrote: I think my favorite number is 690, this is much like 69, but with a fat person lying on the bed next to you watching you do it.

I'm trying to loose weight :(

The best thing about working in a pub is that you can leave work drunk.

Since this has turned in the ashkunskript 'Reg' Lounge, I'd like to know, does anybody know a reliable and available programmer to make a game with? I've checked Kongregate and I can't get solid answers from the forums, and I dunno where to search for a trusty code monkey anymore. Ideas?

I'm an artist :(

I also code...

At 8/28/09 04:49 PM, Josh-B wrote:

How long will it take you to finish off all of those?

Give me a week.
Once their ready.

I shall devour all 33 five jars.

This post was dedicated to jar 34 and 35 five which were saddly lost due to self-destruction durring the pickling process.

My wife has been pickling cucumbers this week. We've got around 30 jars...have to wait 6 weeks I guess to see if they're any good. We're giving them away as Christmas presents.

We put hot peppers and garlic and tons of weird stuff in some to give them magical flavors.

You do the same duder?

At 8/28/09 09:58 PM, Zyphonee wrote: I've checked Kongregate and I can't get solid answers from the forums,

Trust me, you won't find anyone good on kongregate.

At 8/28/09 10:38 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: Give me a week.
Once their ready.

I shall devour all 33 five jars.

send me a jar

At 8/28/09 10:44 PM, BoMToons wrote:

You do the same duder?

Wanted peppers but had none. Garlic I had though with a lot of dill. Got a few weeks to wait till they're ready too. I don't give any away though... I love my pickles.

33 lovely jars

At 8/29/09 12:18 AM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote:

At 8/28/09 10:38 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: Give me a week.
Once their ready.

I shall devour all 33 five jars.

send me a jar

do i have to be famous to get a jar?

At 8/29/09 02:34 AM, ImpotentBoy2 wrote: do i have to be famous to get a jar?

No, you have to be a woman.

At 8/29/09 04:42 AM, Deadclever23 wrote:

At 8/29/09 02:34 AM, ImpotentBoy2 wrote: do i have to be famous to get a jar?

No, you have to be a woman.

Women have more uses for them.

Pickles
I love them with my hotdogs. And mustard. I could eat pickles all day.
I could also eat baked beans all day.

Baked beans are sweet.

Kongregate forums are dead. I only use it for playing games because I prefer the achievements there to here :P I only really come on NG for the forums nowadays.

I just heard weed has been legalized here in Argentina. My mom is growing a plant, I dunno how to describe what I feel now...

pics to be posted soon

At 8/29/09 12:54 PM, Zyphonee wrote: I just heard weed has been legalized here in Argentina. My mom is growing a plant, I dunno how to describe what I feel now...

the word you are looking for is bliss

Your mum sounds hippy hot.

At 8/29/09 01:26 PM, ImpotentBoy2 wrote:

At 8/29/09 12:54 PM, Zyphonee wrote: I just heard weed has been legalized here in Argentina. My mom is growing a plant, I dunno how to describe what I feel now...

the word you are looking for is bliss

Weed and it being legal is overrated. Seriously, I think 90% of everyone I met in the US thought everyone from Holland is constantly high or something. Au contraire; I recently read about a survey which showed more people from the US tried weed at some point in their lives than Dutch people. Holland is overrated as far as that goes, I wonder what the NG'ers who went to the Amsterdam meet have to say about that. Was it as wild as you thought it would be? I talked to some old waitress/hostess in the Hooters restaurant/casino in Vegas, and she got all excited about Holland and the drugs and all. Hello, you live in Vegas, which is about ten times worse than what we have in Amsterdam (as far as I can tell after the 2 days I spent in Sin City). I don't think Amsterdam lives up to its reputation in that respect.

Also, dear Americans, what is wrong with your beers? They either tastes like water or flowers.