At 4/26/08 02:06 PM, yhar wrote:
At 4/26/08 01:15 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote:
Going drinking on a boat tonight, bye guys.
Love you all, espesially Sam :)
Presumably you mean Smulse, but you should specify!
There's so many Sam's!
I did it on purpose, just so you both felt loved.
Twas a really good night actually. Men sat around drinking beer while feeling manly.
My two favorite parts of the night were discussing in a detailed sleazy way every girl we new from school/college and rating them :)
The second part I feel the need to go into depth about.
Twas about half nine and I made the post above at 6ish. I'd already had three (off date) beers so you can guess how I was at 9.30 :) Anyway, we were meeting a mate at ASDA to buy more beer but he phones us up and tells us it shuts at ten. So we start running and during the running I thought it might be insperational if I start singing the 118 song. Running along, all happy, and then see a bunch of chavs across the road. One of them starts immating me singing the song to which I shout "NO NO NO YOUR DOING IT WRONG!" You know how chavs are, always looking to start something so they start yelling "dickhead" and "knobhead" at us. Times of the essence here so we keep running, not to mention they were three of them compared to two of us and one of them had what looked to be half a snooker cue.
Running, running, running, then I decide enoughs enough. Walk over to them and demand to know which ones shouting these vulgar insults so I can have it out with him. All three of them instantly start backing away and saying it wasn't them. I finally turn on a female that was with them and after she says it couldn't of been her, I say of course not, your a woman.
My mate decides this might be a good time to come drag me away, as times ticking on. I agree and we set of running again. Low and behold, back come these three chavs, shouting again. Fuck ASDA comes to mind, these guys need sorting out. Start sprinting at them slurring "come and 'ave a go if you fink your hard enuf". All three of them decide they've bitten off more they can chew and start sprinting away. My mate decides he's had enough as well and decides to follow me in the pursuit of them.
All that remains is the original girl who reminds me I can't hit her because she is afterall, a girl. I slur an insult about women and periods and begin on the road to ASDA again :)