No, seriously, I'm not kidding. The BBS is funny today. There's a good penis topic, and decent photoshop topic, a Bush bashing topic, and a couple of angry bitter people making complete asses of themselves while simultaneously having all this pointed out by a witty gallery of NGers.

Who could possibly ask for more? Well, more than a couple of whores, a bottle of good booze, and a bag of decent anyways.

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At 9/1/06 05:52 PM, Britkid wrote:

At 9/1/06 05:50 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: and a couple of angry bitter people

Yeah, well that happens every day. It's actually usually more than a couple.

Agreed

At 9/1/06 05:50 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: No, seriously, I'm not kidding. The BBS is funny today.

I always get a good laugh out of something in the General forum. So for me, the BBS is usually always funny.

judos <33

Yes, once in a while life is fair.

The rest of the time it's a real bitch, hell bent on killing you.

is that you?

in the photo?

I'll drink to that.

At 9/1/06 05:54 PM, Idocreating wrote: Yes, once in a while life is fair.

The rest of the time it's a real bitch, hell bent on killing you.

I always try to take advantage of the proximity and spank off on it. Nothing says "I hate you back" quite like rancid jizz.

Yeh, I'm glad you aren't one of those people who just sit around bitching about the decline of the BBS.

the problem on almost every other website out there is that its just filled with a bunch of arrogant fat snobs who flame about useless crap.

Here, our flames are funny.

I'm funny today. I let you choose between being raped anal, vaginal or oral.

By the way, scratch 'oral'. Being you, it'd still be anal.

Shhh, don't jinx it.

I've noticed my lack of internet hatred for people today as well. Bravo, newgrounds.

At 9/1/06 05:50 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: ...and a couple of angry bitter people making complete asses of themselves while simultaneously having all this pointed out by a witty gallery of NGers.

I'm sorrrrrryy... =(
I've been having a bad day.

Don't judge me. ='(

No, you're just high Funk.

theres also a wade fulp conspiricy topic.

they catching on, wade! O_o

At 9/1/06 06:05 PM, modernizenerd wrote: Here, our flames are funny.

Yeaahhh, not really.

That is a little funny.

At 9/1/06 06:44 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: No, you're just high Funk.

Goddamnit, you're right.

But then again, I'm awake, aren't I?

I don't think I've been sober since I got off of probation.

(sadly, this is true)

At 9/1/06 07:48 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 9/1/06 06:44 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

I don't think I've been sober since I got off of probation.

lolz

Probation sucks i was on it for 4 years almost

got off on good behavior >_<

At 9/1/06 05:58 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 9/1/06 05:54 PM, Idocreating wrote:

I always try to take advantage of the proximity and spank off on it. Nothing says "I hate you back" quite like rancid jizz.

Has it been festering in a jar in direct sunlight? Because that'd be awesome--smelly, horrific, awesomeness in a jar. :D

Oh FUNK, you're a funny one.

Too much ecstacy, FUNK?

At 9/1/06 07:51 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

Has it been festering in a jar in direct sunlight? Because that'd be awesome--smelly, horrific, awesomeness in a jar. :D

Oh FUNK, you're a funny one.

Once you've actually seen a pickled kitten (true story) you can imagine all sorts of horrific things. For example, while in a mental institution, my buddy kimbal slung poop at a painting of black jesus.

Needless to say, my humor's a little warped.

Will Stamper is such a playa.
I like how he keeps his hoes in line like he should.

At 9/1/06 07:59 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 9/1/06 07:51 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

Once you've actually seen a pickled kitten (true story) you can imagine all sorts of horrific things. For example, while in a mental institution, my buddy kimbal slung poop at a painting of black jesus.

I'd like to see what a pickled kitten looks like. I've seen a pickled hamster, was close to actually dissecting sheep brains, but never anything cutesy like a kitten. Hmm.
And I can imagine stuff like that.

Needless to say, my humor's a little warped.

So is mine. :)

YOu should be administrating!

At 9/1/06 08:06 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

I'd like to see what a pickled kitten looks like.

Well, this particular one had already been skinned to make a freaky little rug, so it was just kind of white a floaty. It was pretty unrecognizable.

So is mine. :)

NAUGHTY!

Hmm... I don't if the BBS is that funny today; it seems like every other day the BBS is like today. I like how you said who could ask for more than whores and some booze. Please, cut the sexual crap to a minimum.

At 9/1/06 08:13 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 9/1/06 08:06 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

I'd like to see what a pickled kitten looks like.

Well, this particular one had already been skinned to make a freaky little rug, so it was just kind of white a floaty. It was pretty unrecognizable.

Hmmmm. Like, was the visible portions muscle, since it was skinned? I'm so fascinated. :D
TELL ME MORE!

So is mine. :)

NAUGHTY!

Howso? :(

Hmmm... well so it has! Fuck my ass and call me your bitch! What do we win?