i need help....im going away to cadet camp this summer and always (no joke) when i wake up i have a boner is there any thing i can do to avoid a embarasing situation............ ive herd of wet dreams but this happens every time.
any advice will do.
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At 7/17/06 09:31 PM, enixman45 wrote: i need help....im going away to cadet camp this summer and always (no joke) when i wake up i have a boner is there any thing i can do to avoid a embarasing situation............ ive herd of wet dreams but this happens every time.
any advice will do.
Called MORNING WOOD
At 7/17/06 09:34 PM, enixman45 wrote: i know that but how d i get rid of it fast
Uhm... Yeah.. Take a guess?
dosent happen to me. does this mean i have some sort of erectial dysfunction!?
any advice any at all\
they make us get up early at the camp and they dont wait......you have to get up immidietly
At 7/17/06 09:35 PM, HunterK wrote:At 7/17/06 09:34 PM, enixman45 wrote: i know that but how d i get rid of it fastUhm... Yeah.. Take a guess?
don't think about it, think of somethign else.
At 7/17/06 09:37 PM, warmachine613 wrote: Sleep face down on the bed alnight
It'll still be kind of obvious when he wakes up he's a few inches above the bed....
At 7/17/06 09:38 PM, enixman45 wrote: any advice any at all\
they make us get up early at the camp and they dont wait......you have to get up immidietly
But all the other guys at camp will have it too, dumbass. You won't be the only one there with that, NOT TO MENTION IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL, unless your going to a camp with all girls. Dumbshit.
"I don't turn water to to wine but to cold coors light, I'm not Jesus I know, but I got that hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow"
At 7/17/06 09:37 PM, warmachine613 wrote: Sleep face down on the bed alnight
That can be pretty embarrassing if you're on the top bunk. Waking up to a dick piercing through the mattress above you can be quite the scary! ;D
I dont wake up with a stiffy in the morning. Just wack off before bed, go to bed thinking of it (i know sounds odd) or just. Act macho "watcha lookin at".... "either quit staring or help" works for me :D... Just dont think about it.
At 7/17/06 09:40 PM, -PsyChaos- wrote:At 7/17/06 09:38 PM, enixman45 wrote: any advice any at all\But all the other guys at camp will have it too, dumbass. You won't be the only one there with that, NOT TO MENTION IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL, unless your going to a camp with all girls. Dumbshit.
they make us get up early at the camp and they dont wait......you have to get up immidietly
hey it wont be that bad, maybe you might get laid, if one of girls likes it.
If you really don't want it to happen just wake up a few hours before the rest and wank like a rabid ADHD-patient on speed.
A) WHen you are going to sleep think of two old gay men having sex
B) Go to Meatspin(Not safe for work) before going to sleep
Surely they will eliminate ALL your need for sex(Or to get an erection....)
Well, I used to be like that. Now, I take these meds that sometimes disallow erections when I want them. Zoloft sucks.
At 7/17/06 09:42 PM, -Transmute- wrote: If you really don't want it to happen just wake up a few hours before the rest and wank like a rabid ADHD-patient on speed.
YOU ASS! You made me spit my soda all over!
those are some preetty weird ideas so i have
A)whacking off
B)Meds
C)Cutting my dick off
D)getting laid
At 7/17/06 09:31 PM, enixman45 wrote: i need help....im going away to cadet camp this summer and always (no joke) when i wake up i have a boner is there any thing i can do to avoid a embarasing situation............ ive herd of wet dreams but this happens every time.
any advice will do.
Did anyone see the robot chicken with morning wood? rofl.
anyways try wanking one before bed.
At 7/17/06 09:54 PM, enixman45 wrote: those are some preetty weird ideas so i have
A)whacking off
Sure, wait till a "mate" of yours catches you
B)Meds
You'd better be careful
C)Cutting my dick off
Painful(I guess...)
D)getting laid
You...laid? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seriously, HAHAHAHAHA
At 7/17/06 09:31 PM, enixman45 wrote: i need help....im going away to cadet camp this summer and always (no joke) when i wake up i have a boner is there any thing i can do to avoid a embarasing situation............ ive herd of wet dreams but this happens every time.
any advice will do.
Wet dreams are natural, there isn't any way you can stop or prevent them. Also, everyone wakes up with a boner. It'll probably happen to everyone.
At 7/17/06 09:46 PM, Archile wrote: A) WHen you are going to sleep think of two old gay men having sex
B) Go to Meatspin(Not safe for work) before going to sleep
Surely they will eliminate ALL your need for sex(Or to get an erection....)
Or you can have another cadet's unwelcome morning wood pierce through the mattress above you in the morning to frighten yours away. Very scary.
If you're straight it won't happen, everytime I'd go on a tournament with my basketball team we would all sleep in the same room in sleeping bags, not once did i have mornign wood, usually i do.
Indeed. Work out a lot, so that you don't get too tired from these newly-instated masturbatory safeguards from RAB (Random Access Boner).
Wave it in everyone's face when you get it, and be all like, "ahahahaha look at my morning wood you bastards," waving it all around with both hands. No-one will take the piss out of it then.
At 7/17/06 09:58 PM, Earfetish wrote: Wave it in everyone's face when you get it, and be all like, "ahahahaha look at my morning wood you bastards," waving it all around with both hands. No-one will take the piss out of it then.
ha ha thats good
At 7/17/06 09:58 PM, Earfetish wrote: Wave it in everyone's face when you get it, and be all like, "ahahahaha look at my morning wood you bastards," waving it all around with both hands. No-one will take the piss out of it then.
This advice can be applied to any social situation in the western hemisphere.
At 7/17/06 09:54 PM, enixman45 wrote: D)getting laid
If you are into guys, then fine. Let someone a boot camp fuck you.
At 7/17/06 09:38 PM, enixman45 wrote: any advice any at all\
they make us get up early at the camp and they dont wait......you have to get up immidietly
wake up about an hour before you actually have to get up and pound one off.
or masturbate furiously the night before. you'll be too tired to get a stiffy.
At 7/17/06 09:58 PM, Earfetish wrote: Wave it in everyone's face when you get it, and be all like, "ahahahaha look at my morning wood you bastards," waving it all around with both hands. No-one will take the piss out of it then.
this is the reason nobody wants to be my freind
