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Posted at: 11/27/08 05:28 AM

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Well I have a kinda small penis for my age and was wondering if it was ok to use penis growth pills at my age? (14)

This is the pill here http://www.allabout-penis-enlargement.co m/penis-enlargement-pills.htm?gclid=CKGr sJKTlZcCFQ8vpAodKWLc-A#vimax

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Hahahahahahaha, haha.

Swallow your sugar pills, inject your saline, breath in some hydroxide mist and have a nice day.

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Posted at: 11/27/08 05:30 AM

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Please let this be a serious thread.
Please.

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Posted at: 11/27/08 05:30 AM

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I wouldn't think so but then again I'm not a doctor I'm a NG user. The general forum probably isn't the best place to advise , go see a doctor.

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Anyone dumb enough to order penis enlargement pills should be allowed to use them regardless of age, it's not like the placebo is going to stunt your growth or anything.

Suddenly I find that all those negative thoughts creeping around in the back of my head have been shot to the front in a blaze of unwelcomed glory.

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Posted at: 11/27/08 05:36 AM

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You can always wait til your in your 20s,then it might grow some more.

Or you can find a taffy puller.

...it's probably not safe to use those types of pills at 14,it might fuck up your body and produce bad results.


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Oh wow. Oh fucking wow. Lol. Don't you have any shame? You're telling us, Newgrounders. You would have better answers at Yahoo Answers.

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At 11/27/08 05:31 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Anyone dumb enough to order penis enlargement pills should be allowed to use them regardless of age, it's not like the placebo is going to stunt your growth or anything.

Enzyte! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Gee, you shouldn't take pills. It's not size that matters, it's the way you use it.
Besides, you're too young.

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At 11/27/08 05:38 AM, Racoonmario wrote: Gee, you shouldn't take pills. It's not size that matters, it's the way you use it.
Besides, you're too young.

Is that what your mom tells you?

i'm so clever.

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Posted at: 11/27/08 05:40 AM

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Just wait it out man.

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At 11/27/08 05:39 AM, DemonsRemorse wrote:
At 11/27/08 05:38 AM, Racoonmario wrote: Gee, you shouldn't take pills. It's not size that matters, it's the way you use it.
Besides, you're too young.
Is that what your mom tells you?

Have you ever heard someone say,"It may be a needle,but I can use it like a sewing machine."?

Lol.


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At 11/27/08 05:43 AM, Thomas wrote:
At 11/27/08 05:39 AM, DemonsRemorse wrote:
At 11/27/08 05:38 AM, Racoonmario wrote: Gee, you shouldn't take pills. It's not size that matters, it's the way you use it.
Besides, you're too young.
Is that what your mom tells you?
Have you ever heard someone say,"It may be a needle,but I can use it like a sewing machine."?

Lol.

Bwahhahaha. That's fucking classic.

I bet that's a good pick-up line for the chicks at the bar.

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Have you ever heard someone say,"It may be a needle,but I can use it like a sewing machine."?

Thats fucking hilarious.


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LMAO, your 14 so your balls probably havn't even dropped yet. If you're serious about getting cock pills, wait until your 18 to give your little chap a chance to grow by itself.

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BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

All they need is 4 inches, anything more is unnecessary, kid.

4-5 inches and thick, thick like a tree

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By the way, if you're Asian then that explains the under-average dick size.

Swallow your sugar pills, inject your saline, breath in some hydroxide mist and have a nice day.

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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At 11/27/08 05:55 AM, poxpower wrote: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

He looks so badass. I definitely wouldn't mess with him


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At 11/27/08 05:58 AM, Randominator wrote:
At 11/27/08 05:55 AM, poxpower wrote: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
He looks so badass. I definitely wouldn't mess with him

What if he were to tell you he had a small penis?


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Posted at: 11/27/08 06:18 AM

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You're concerned about your penis length at age 14? Are you fucking stupid?
I'm pretty sure your penis will grow as you get older and more into puberty, though if you want to be stupid and use pills to make your penis bigger than go ahead.
Its a stupid idea however.

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Posted at: 11/27/08 06:23 AM

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Hahaha, your wang stops growing at 18.

Give some time for you little guy to develop, and if you're still only a couple of inches when you're that age, then give it a go.


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Posted at: 11/27/08 06:41 AM

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At 11/27/08 05:28 AM, Skulsta wrote: Well I have a kinda small penis for my age and was wondering if it was ok to use penis growth pills at my age? (14)

This is the pill here http://www.allabout-penis-enlargement.co m/penis-enlargement-pills.htm?gclid=CKGr sJKTlZcCFQ8vpAodKWLc-A#vimax

How do you know you're small for your age? Have you compared? What do you want it bigger at 14 for, anyway?

You know these pills don't really work,right? I've also heard that the ones that do are only very temporary, and they cause swelling that makes you believe size has increased. These companies rely on naivety and desperation, and there's a lot of that in youth.

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At 11/27/08 05:55 AM, poxpower wrote: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Now that's a pose. Also, I'm part Chinese and my pork sword is perfectly average.

*shock, horror*

It's kinda hard to tell how big you actually are because when you look down at yourself it's like an optical illusion. If you're wondering what I'm on about look down at yourself normally and then look at it in a mirror.

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At 11/27/08 05:55 AM, poxpower wrote: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HELLLLLLL YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH

Too young for penis growth pills?

AWWW HELL YEEAAAAAH

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You can't make your penis grow any bigger Skulsta.

But you can make it smaller by chopping it off.

I am so going to take the piss out of you on MSN tomorrow.

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At 11/27/08 05:55 AM, poxpower wrote: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Wow, what a fag.

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At 11/27/08 06:11 AM, Skulsta wrote:
At 11/27/08 06:10 AM, DemonsRemorse wrote: Is she pissing you off because of your penis size?
She has no idea how big it is. And neither do you.

thats all

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I read somewhere that the average americans penis is four inches long. I felt like a big man on that day.


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