Top ten things that piss me off in a video game

10: When you are about to beat a level, and somehow it shts off on you, or you die

9: When you are given a weak weapon to fight against a horde of monsters

8: when your playing against someone who is cheap

7: when they say "it's not being cheap its STRATEGY!"

6: When people call you noob just because you beat them and when they DO beat you they go "HAHAHA see told you you suck NOOB!"

5: When the wireless controller runs out of batteries

4: freezing

3: When long ass cutscenes play and you can't skip them

2: When you get booted off of an online game simply because you are winning

and this one takes the cake......

NUMBER ONE ANNOYANCE: When the camera angle of a game is fucked up and you can't see where your person is and you die or miss something very important

random encounters!

At 7/5/06 08:19 PM, -UberKuri- wrote: I really hate the accidental video game porn.

LOL. That is so nasty. Yet it is funny!

in mmorpg games where the npcs say one useless phrase over and over... example:
guard: welcome to narnia
fighter:swords
guard:welcome to narnia
fighter:swords
guard:welcome to narnia
fighter:swords

and it goes on like this... its plain dumb. >:(

At 7/5/06 07:44 PM, Little_Benwa wrote: Here are mine- Post your thoughts.

When any game doesn't give you good instructions.

Actually, I don't think I've ever read a manual or anything before playing a game before...

Movie games that suck ass, so pretty much all movie games

Sports games were one difficulty is too easy and the next up is too difficult.

>:(

At 7/5/06 07:44 PM, Little_Benwa wrote: In a mulitplauer game where you are just learining the controls and all of the experienced players attack you because it is an easy win.

I hate rts games online. Before you even begin a base, the other guys sends in a couple troops and demolishes you. Pisses me off so much i only play SP rts games.

At 7/5/06 08:05 PM, redface wrote:

~The Fact that there aren't any wrestling games for the 360 (and that there won't be for a while

Rumble Roses XX is a wrestling game... and a solid one at that.

In any shooting game where you are outnumbered 10 to 1 by the enemy.

Mine is in Battlefield 2 easily. I'll make a line of anti-tank mines on a road to stop the enemy, and one of my people will rin right over them. They even have little warning signs over them for my team so they don't run over them. The worst part is, after they kill themselves, they punish me for teamkilling and I lose nearly all of my points.

this one game where

you hear noises and annoying one too

and also

kataamari damacy when your ball anit big enough too pick up something anooying

-10-on-1 beat-downs.
-Some load-times.
-Cheap-assed CPU characters. (I'm talkin' to you, M. Bison!)
-Freezing. (Purchasers of second hand games know this dreaded nightmare better than anyone else.)

Well, in most first person shooters, I hate how I can't kick/shoot/stab people in the balls with the expected result from the NPC. It would be great to flip on god mode in a game like Hitman: Blood Money and go around kicking everyone in the nads, so that every NPC is rolling around on the ground crying in pain. That would be fun.

At 7/5/06 07:44 PM, Little_Benwa wrote: Here are mine- Post your thoughts.

When any game doesn't give you good instructions.

I actually dislike tutorials and such....so annoying

When someone in the game expains the game for 20 minutes and there is no skipping it.

Oh God......I'm just happy they put a skip scene option in KH 2....fucking unskippable scene RPGs piss me off, those fucking cutscenes can go on forever. >_<

In an online game when one player keeps following you around and keeps on beating you.

Yeah.....I have a story about a guy.....there was this 13 year old fagnut in SOCOM? Well, first, he thought he was playing extraction. Then, for some reason, he keeps killing me, hoping it'll bring his points up, even though I was on his team. Then this asshole doesn't know how to use the fucking grenades, and keeps killing everyone on his team more, and acting all, "whoops, maybe I shouldn't use the grenade, lol." then I just got really pissed and started killing him. Then he's all, "WTF WHY ARE YOU FUCKING KILLING ME BITCH YOU SUCK I RULE LOLOLOL." Needless to say, his points were very low, and he kept killing everyone on his team.

Motherfucker......we are playing fucking SUPPRESSION, not a free for all >_<

In a mulitplauer game where you are just learining the controls and all of the experienced players attack you because it is an easy win.

Yeah.....that sucks...but common sense always tells you that you always are the first to go and there is no mercy in the world of gaming ^_^

When you can't do thing sthat you could easily do in real life. Like stepping over a big rock or go through a dorrway without getting stuck.

Bosses that have about fifty different forms.

At 7/5/06 07:50 PM, Grandfather-Clock wrote: i dont like the A button

Bullshit, A button is the shit.

B button is ass material, however.

I've never been to fond of game overs.

Invisible walls

When you are in the middle of a long ass boss fight (aka: Kingdom hearts) with no save points and when you get ready to win, you lose the damn power in your house!!

when a software/hardware company does not live up to it's promises.

when you are in an online session with other players who think they are so great, they think they own the place, that they blame to other members of their team when/if the team in question starts losing and that rude/insulting player is no better than the others.

non-skipable cutscenes that you are forced to watch again after you restarted at your last save point after dying.

how most movie based games suck and movies based on good games suck.

cheaters, people who exploit a game's glitches/problems to gain an unfair advantage over other players.

foul mouthed 9 year olds playing with you online in a Mature rated game.

girls who spend the whole session seducing all the other players into doing her game related "biddings".

whiners.

team killing, the accidental is tolerable to a certain extent, but the purposeful kind is not acceptable nor is it funny.

sequels with nothing new.

the fact that "Barbie Horse Adventure" is backwards compatable on the 360.

that is all that I can think of at the moment.

At 7/5/06 08:02 PM, Hamslice wrote: When you can't jump when you want to.

HATE

It's even worse when you are playing a FPS -.- those games NEED a jump button.
Also, I hate it when games have terribly long cut-scenes designed to point out things in the plot that most players with half a brain have already figured out.

At 7/5/06 08:26 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Having to push crates to solve puzzles... Like in Blood Omen and Resident Evil and God of War and Tomb Raider and pretty much every game that has some sort of puzzle.

I just hate any puzzle in Resident Evil. It's like.....we are tiny children and try to fit squares in circles. Are we that fucking retarded? Gee, It's an eagle shaped recess in a doorknob. I wonder what I'm supposed to do with my eagle crest!!! :O

At 7/5/06 08:41 PM, Fluffy_Death wrote: Top ten things that piss me off in a video game

10: When you are about to beat a level, and somehow it shts off on you, or you die

Yeah, that sucks

9: When you are given a weak weapon to fight against a horde of monsters

I like challenges sometimes

8: when your playing against someone who is cheap

We have this 10 year old at this geeky gaming place where I hang out who does that shit all the fucking time and gets upet all the time when he gets beaten

7: when they say "it's not being cheap its STRATEGY!"

AKA, Mr. ten year old

6: When people call you noob just because you beat them and when they DO beat you they go "HAHAHA see told you you suck NOOB!"

Asshole ten year old? Yes!!!

5: When the wireless controller runs out of batteries

Then you die.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

4: freezing

I hate used games only for that reason

3: When long ass cutscenes play and you can't skip them

Final Fantasy, anyone?

2: When you get booted off of an online game simply because you are winning

That's why we avoid 13 year old wigger fucks.

and this one takes the cake......

NUMBER ONE ANNOYANCE: When the camera angle of a game is fucked up and you can't see where your person is and you die or miss something very important

I hate shitty cams. I think everyone does. But I haven't seen that many shitty cams lately.

At 7/5/06 09:30 PM, Lemonhead7t7 wrote: Movie games that suck ass, so pretty much all movie games

The Spiderman one was good for it's time (for the PS2).

puzzles in adventure games

Games where you have to tap a button really fast to accomplish something.

Yes i'm looking at you god of war.

It took me about a half hour to defeat ares' first form because no matter how fast I tapped the damn button I ALWAYS FUCKING LOSE AND GET THROWN BACK.

Well i myself hate campers, especially camp-happy snipers.

Crosses: You god damn camper, fight like a man.

Sniper: But i am, a dasterdly man.

Crosses: >:(

load screens and inaccurate weapons, like shotguns....

I hate when they have really annoying camera views and it's hard to see if you're going to like fall off a bridge or something...I also hate using a mouse and keyboard for shooting games, Call of Duty really pisses me off in that aspect.

Splinter Cell 3 and Far Cry Instincts: Evolution have this.

When youi start up a game, and your forced to watch a long ass cut scene.

Bad camara angles, long load times, constant load times, puzzles in action/ adventure games, bad voice acting and lipsynking.