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Easter is a Demonic Holiday

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As a devout Jehovah Witness, I have to say that on this Sunday, while you celebrate this day of great gluttony and inconsonance with demonic symbols of chocolate eggs, you so called “Christians” are breaking the Word of God.

It makes me sad how all of you are celebrating the Day of His Resurrection with obviously demonic idols whose origins are enveloped in pagan sacrifice and wickedness. You “Christians” like the evil Roman Catholics and you pagan Baptists are no better then the ignorant Atheists.

I urge you folks to do not buy, for the sake of your souls, do not consume the deadly sins of chocolate bunnies. I urge you to see through the evils of this abomination of His Word, to convert on this most deadly of all holidays, to the glory and clarity of our lord Jehovah. I urge you to become Jehovah Witnesses, and pass the Watchtower to all of your family, friends, and soon-to-be-friends.

God bless you,
Looking out for your Salvation,
Henry

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 26, 2005


Many athiests just do it for the chocolate you know, they don't care about the actual holiday, same case with Xmas.

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 26, 2005


Choclate's good for the soul.

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I like to eat the choclate that comes from the potty.

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I'll have what he's having.


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Holy Jesus who knew eating some fucking chocolate would get you in Hell for the rest of eternity

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Do you know why we have chocolate eggs?

I think there was some sort of plate with 7 or so things on it, and one of the things was an egg symbolizing life and birth or something, then chocolate got involved, and somehow RABBITS?!

Rabbits are making no sense with easter, at least Santa Claus is derived from a real Saint Nikolas.

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 26, 2005


At 3/26/05 09:44 PM, BlackVector wrote: Easter is about the day jesus came back from his grave
so easter is about his ressurestion
so no its not demonic

Have you never thought about why we have chocolate bunnies, eggs, chicks, and the other sinful sweets?

Have you ever thought about the name "Easter"?

Of course the Rising of Christ isn't demonic, but the things associated with Easter is definetly demonic.

Easter is the name of a pagan goddess "Eastre" who is a evil goddess of fertility, and her symbols were bunnies and chicks.

So please,
don't celebrate Easter.

Celebrate the Rising of Christ,
but don't celebrate Easter.

If you need help with the Bible,
I am more then willing to help you with that.

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 26, 2005


I believe you're supposed to celebrate by enjoying your blessings, such as a basket of fucking candy. But that's my just my belief.


Remember the good old days.

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At 3/26/05 09:48 PM, FrOzEn_FoX wrote: at least Santa Claus is derived from a real Saint Nikolas.

In certain countries in Europe (Belgium, France, Luxemburg, the Netherlands) they have Saint Nicolas yes, I dont see how they managed to fuck him all up and make it about Christmas n shit. Saint Nicolas comes at the 6th of December if I'm not mistaken..

Here he is..

Easter is a Demonic Holiday

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 26, 2005


Guys, Let's remember what Easter is really about.
The Easter Bunny was persicuted by the Romans, and Crucified, when they returned 2 days later, he was dead, but they found painted eggs. The Easter Bunny was saved from death by Moses, and helped him hop around and deliver eggs. The End.
Just Kidding. But, I don't like christians. They piss me off, because I don't believe in what they do.

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 26, 2005


At 3/26/05 09:48 PM, FrOzEn_FoX wrote: Rabbits are making no sense with easter, at least Santa Claus is derived from a real Saint Nikolas.

I will explain, but I will also set you straight so that you won't fall for the deadly holiday.

The demonic goddess Eastre, the Anglo-Saxon Teutonic goddess of spring and fertility and the sister of Baal. The Germanic people referred to her as Ostara, the Canaanites and Phoenicians called her Astarte (Ashtoreth). Customs associated with Easter, the Easter rabbit and egg, even the dating of Easter can be traced back to the festival dedicated to the goddess Eastre. Early apostate mislead Christians consideredJesus' resurrection a rebirth and so they combined Eastre's festival with Jesus' resurrection.

Rabbits, like lies, procreate quickly and in mass. When your a ignorant Anglo-Saxon who believed in fertility goddess instead the word of God, you use ignorant idols to symbolize your needs. Rabbits are fertile. Eastre was the false goddess of fertility.

And in one respect, you can also view Eastre as the goddess who makes lies fertile too.

At 3/26/05 09:54 PM, Megy wrote: I believe you're supposed to celebrate by enjoying your blessings, such as a basket of fucking candy. But that's my just my belief.

Aye,
Which reminds me:
"They have a form of Godly Devotion but prove false to its power and from these turn away." 2Tim 4:4/ Tit 1:16

There's no need to talk to me like that, when I have been very couteous with everyone. Jesus loves you, and he loves me. And for that reason, that's why I have to help you to save your own soul.

Here, please look at these links.
And again, if you need any help with the Bible. I am more then happy to help.

How to Recognize False Churches False Religions
Watch Tower Society

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 26, 2005


At 3/26/05 09:39 PM, fli wrote: I urge you to become Jehovah Witnesses, and pass the Watchtower to all of your family, friends, and soon-to-be-friends.

No offense, but yea right.


a.k.a. Mary

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At 3/26/05 10:08 PM, _Mary_ wrote:
At 3/26/05 09:39 PM, fli wrote: I urge you to become Jehovah Witnesses, and pass the Watchtower to all of your family, friends, and soon-to-be-friends.
No offense, but yea right.

Then tell me what's wrong!
How could you criticize something that you don't know nothing about?

This is ignorance on your part.

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a demonic holiday eh? never looked ait like that..

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jesus rulz.


Wow so long a go it seems

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At 3/26/05 10:11 PM, fli wrote: Then tell me what's wrong!
How could you criticize something that you don't know nothing about?

This is ignorance on your part.

Excuse me, but I happen to know quite a bit about the Jehovah's Witness religion. Not only have I had a friend who was one (and I even went to the Kingdom Hall with him a few times) but I also work with one and we discuss it often.

The only ignorant one here is you for jumping to conclusions.


a.k.a. Mary

My NG Wiki Page

"i guess it's settled that carm is a the manliest and most chauvinistic of mods? ^_________^" - Rucklo

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Only demons can rise fromt he dead, so Jesus must be a demon.

On another note, looks liek the Pope may end up kicking the bucket this weekend. Irony?


Bellum omnium contra omnes

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At 3/26/05 10:15 PM, _Mary_ wrote:
At 3/26/05 10:11 PM, fli wrote: Then tell me what's wrong!
How could you criticize something that you don't know nothing about?

This is ignorance on your part.
Excuse me, but I happen to know quite a bit about the Jehovah's Witness religion. Not only have I had a friend who was one (and I even went to the Kingdom Hall with him a few times) but I also work with one and we discuss it often.

The only ignorant one here is you for jumping to conclusions.

well im 99.9% sure she jus showed u up dude...cant fight people who kno people in the releigon? haha

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At 3/26/05 10:12 PM, B_M_W wrote: a demonic holiday eh? never looked ait like that..

Well, last time I checked, Necromancy was considered to be an evil practice.Therefore: Jesus = Evil

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What Verse and chapter does it say a goddess of evil had things that symbolized bunnies..and..w/e?

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At 3/26/05 10:16 PM, B_M_W wrote: well im 99.9% sure she jus showed u up dude...cant fight people who kno people in the releigon? haha

You can't win a religious argument with me. I'm 100% Agnostic so I believe anything and everything is a possibility. Agnostics are a religious person's worst nightmare. At least with an Atheist you can argue. With an Agnostic they just shrug, smile, and say "It's possible!"

:-D


a.k.a. Mary

My NG Wiki Page

"i guess it's settled that carm is a the manliest and most chauvinistic of mods? ^_________^" - Rucklo

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And i know a little about jahova's witness, i play diablo a little..and something about baal and Satan and andrioth..and then my aura killed baal in one hit and i was out of tp's so i just exited the game..or something.

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At 3/26/05 10:20 PM, _Mary_ wrote:
At 3/26/05 10:16 PM, B_M_W wrote: well im 99.9% sure she jus showed u up dude...cant fight people who kno people in the releigon? haha
You can't win a religious argument with me. I'm 100% Agnostic so I believe anything and everything is a possibility. Agnostics are a religious person's worst nightmare. At least with an Atheist you can argue. With an Agnostic they just shrug, smile, and say "It's possible!"

-D

Knowlege is nothing,
If you do not have the knowlege of God and Jesus.

I am not trying to win you. There are only two possibilities of whom can win you: Jesus or Satan.

But I want to help you because I love you my sweet Mary, I really do.
Feigning ignorance is no excuse for not seeing the Light.

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 26, 2005


PH33R T3H CHOCOLATE BUNNY

last i checked, i was affirming my faith tradition in the celebration of this holiday. this is the key event of christianity, and im afraid chocolate bunnies dont play a very significant role it it.

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At 3/26/05 10:40 PM, fli wrote: Knowlege is nothing,
If you do not have the knowlege of God and Jesus.

What's ironic about this statement is that, because I am open to all possibilities, I probably have an immense amount of knowledge about God & Jesus in comparison to you.

I am not trying to win you. There are only two possibilities of whom can win you: Jesus or Satan.

I prefer God to both. Thanks for offering.

But I want to help you because I love you my sweet Mary, I really do.
Feigning ignorance is no excuse for not seeing the Light.

Again, you come across as much more ignorant that I do. Narrow-mindedness leads to more ignorance than anything. My mind is open. Yours is not.


a.k.a. Mary

My NG Wiki Page

"i guess it's settled that carm is a the manliest and most chauvinistic of mods? ^_________^" - Rucklo

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At 3/26/05 09:39 PM, fli wrote: As a devout Jehovah Witness, I have to say that on this Sunday, while you celebrate this day of great gluttony and inconsonance with demonic symbols of chocolate eggs, you so called “Christians” are breaking the Word of God.

It makes me sad how all of you are celebrating the Day of His Resurrection with obviously demonic idols whose origins are enveloped in pagan sacrifice and wickedness. You “Christians” like the evil Roman Catholics and you pagan Baptists are no better then the ignorant Atheists.

I urge you folks to do not buy, for the sake of your souls, do not consume the deadly sins of chocolate bunnies. I urge you to see through the evils of this abomination of His Word, to convert on this most deadly of all holidays, to the glory and clarity of our lord Jehovah. I urge you to become Jehovah Witnesses, and pass the Watchtower to all of your family, friends, and soon-to-be-friends.

God bless you,
Looking out for your Salvation,
Henry

Symbols of bunniesw have to do with the orgies had top celebrate "ishtar" the devine goddess, the moon 6,000 years ago. Its based off the solstace and spring, and how it was a time of celebration through sexual intercourse. Im sure youre all aware of the concept behind what rabits do- make lots of babbies. The eggs are a symbol of new life and rebirth, which is what sping is all about. When christianity came along roughly 2,000 years ago tyhey marked the death of christ's date to fall on the holliday weekend to deter people from particibating in the old traditions. They masked one holliday with another, but some traditions remain. Its the same thing with christmas. Thank you religeon for opressing us. To think if i lived 6,000 years ago 6 women would be sucking me off right now.


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At 3/26/05 10:50 PM, ArtistJ wrote: To think if i lived 6,000 years ago 6 women would be sucking me off right now.

You mean instead of the 5 you have now?


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"i guess it's settled that carm is a the manliest and most chauvinistic of mods? ^_________^" - Rucklo

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At 3/26/05 10:52 PM, _Mary_ wrote:
At 3/26/05 10:50 PM, ArtistJ wrote: To think if i lived 6,000 years ago 6 women would be sucking me off right now.
You mean instead of the 5 you have now?

well, it was orgies back then ya know. things like fertility were idolized by the culture, where as modern christians teach to look down on sex. They had to whipe out these two ancient hollidays because of their emphasis on sex. but i mean, 6,000 years ago, what else was there to do?


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THIS IS HORRIBLE!

Do you guys hear yourselves?
You guys openly know that Easter was once celebrated with orgies, and yet you guys continually perverse the meaning of Your Lord!

You are disgusting.
Although, I still love you, as commanded by the Bible.