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Easter is a Demonic Holiday

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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 26, 2005


At 3/26/05 10:06 PM, fli wrote:
At 3/26/05 09:54 PM, Megy wrote: I believe you're supposed to celebrate by enjoying your blessings, such as a basket of fucking candy. But that's my just my belief.
Aye,
Which reminds me:
"They have a form of Godly Devotion but prove false to its power and from these turn away." 2Tim 4:4/ Tit 1:16

There's no need to talk to me like that, when I have been very couteous with everyone. Jesus loves you, and he loves me. And for that reason, that's why I have to help you to save your own soul.

Here, please look at these links.
And again, if you need any help with the Bible. I am more then happy to help.

How to Recognize False Churches False Religions
Watch Tower Society

I wasn't trying to offend, I just curse a lot. I know you're trying to save my soul, but didn't God say something like "Love yourself, your neighbor, and your Lord?" I feel taking care of yourself is equally important with caring for others and God. If it's wrong to have fun with your family dying Easter eggs, then I don't want my soul saved.


Remember the good old days.

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At 3/26/05 10:55 PM, fli wrote: You guys openly know that Easter was once celebrated with orgies, and yet you guys continually perverse the meaning of Your Lord!

You are disgusting.

You sound jealous.


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At 3/26/05 10:56 PM, _Mary_ wrote: You sound jealous.

What do you mean?
Your virginity is the purest thing that you can give to Your Lord, Our God.

And I am glad to say that I have lived twenty three years and resisted all forms of sin. Jesus was chaste.

And am I.

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At 3/26/05 11:01 PM, fli wrote: What do you mean?
Your virginity is the purest thing that you can give to Your Lord, Our God.

Well I guess I am screwed (pun intended???) since I'm 27, married, and 5 months pregnant.


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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 26, 2005


Easter is actually a stolen holiday. Old pagan religions celebrated a holiday around this time every year to give thanks to the goddess Ishtar.


If Apple Jacks aren't going to taste like real apples, then they can get a regular job like everybody else.

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OMG teh bunnies are evil!!

No really, this is pretty dumb. Who cares what it was based on thousands of years ago? People today just perseve it as celebrating the ressurection of Jesus. Stop trying to ruin our holidays and let us enjoy them.

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At 3/26/05 11:06 PM, Miikro wrote: Easter is actually a stolen holiday. Old pagan religions celebrated a holiday around this time every year to give thanks to the goddess Ishtar.

Almost all Christian holidays are. They purposely used Pagan holidays, symbolisms, and even the pagan's divine images of their Gods/Goddesses in order to "recruit" during the early days of Christianity.

Of course, few Christians will actually admit to this.


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At 3/26/05 09:39 PM, fli wrote: As a devout Jehovah Witness, I have to say that on this Sunday, while you celebrate this day of great gluttony and inconsonance with demonic symbols of chocolate eggs, you so called “Christians” are breaking the Word of God.

It makes me sad how all of you are celebrating the Day of His Resurrection with obviously demonic idols whose origins are enveloped in pagan sacrifice and wickedness. You “Christians” like the evil Roman Catholics and you pagan Baptists are no better then the ignorant Atheists.

I urge you folks to do not buy, for the sake of your souls, do not consume the deadly sins of chocolate bunnies. I urge you to see through the evils of this abomination of His Word, to convert on this most deadly of all holidays, to the glory and clarity of our lord Jehovah. I urge you to become Jehovah Witnesses, and pass the Watchtower to all of your family, friends, and soon-to-be-friends.

God bless you,
Looking out for your Salvation,
Henry

wow coming from someone who doesnt even believe in god... yu should really stfu.
and we know this, its just all of the jehovah whitnesses keep whining like the guy who didnt want his child to say "under god" in the pledge.

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At 3/26/05 10:20 PM, _Mary_ wrote:
-D

Actually, Mary, fli has just pwned you in a secret, mysteeeerious way that you still don't realize.

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At 3/26/05 11:13 PM, Empanado wrote: Actually, Mary, fli has just pwned you in a secret, mysteeeerious way that you still don't realize.

Maybe I should post a mean, evil pic to get revenge.....

I wish I had the "Snickers" version.

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I think this holiday calls for my Jesus sig.


If Apple Jacks aren't going to taste like real apples, then they can get a regular job like everybody else.

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Have you ever thought about the name "Easter"?
Easter is the name of a pagan goddess "Eastre" who is a evil goddess of fertility, and her symbols were bunnies and chicks.
Celebrate the Rising of Christ,
but don't celebrate Easter.

wow u just look this shit up so u can go to bed at night feeling youve won huh?

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 26, 2005


At 3/26/05 09:39 PM, fli wrote: you're going to hell if you celebrate easter

So easter was made to make it easier for pagans to convert, whats so bad about it? The bunny and chochlate came after the fact in the modern era. You should really reconsider your life here. Should you really believe a group that allows you to only believe what they say, and if you do you're stigmatized from your family? It takes everything in the Bible out of context and if they so wished could throw the Bible out claiming that God told them to do it. Never believe a group with that much power, or will for it.

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what does a pagan goddess have to do with a religon with one god?

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At 3/26/05 11:15 PM, _Mary_ wrote: I wish I had the "Snickers" version.

Ooooh, cute.
But you're still pwned. Silly Mary. :)

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 26, 2005


At 3/26/05 11:25 PM, Empanado wrote: Ooooh, cute.
But you're still pwned. Silly Mary. :)

If I had the "Snickers" version of that pic then I'd be salvaged.

I wish someone would post it for me. *hinthint*


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At 3/26/05 10:40 PM, fli wrote:
If you do not have the knowlege of God and Jesus.

I am not trying to win you. There are only two possibilities of whom can win you: Jesus or Satan.

Jesus or Satan? According to the Watch Tower Jesus isn't even the Son of God, rather a glorified man or something like that. Jehovahs Witnesses aren't even a Christian religion.

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At 3/26/05 11:26 PM, _Mary_ wrote:
I wish someone would post it for me. *hinthint*

*wink wink* *nudge nudge*

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At 3/26/05 11:30 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

OMG, I luv ew! *saves*

I was looking on somethingaweful. I never found that pic, but I did find several others...
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=405&p=2


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I hope to the lord that this topic is a joke.


VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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At 3/26/05 11:33 PM, _Mary_ wrote:
I was looking on somethingaweful. I never found that pic, but I did find several others...

It's in here if you want to see the other ones.


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At 3/26/05 11:35 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: It's in here if you want to see the other ones.

Thanks! :-)


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LOL SATAN.

P.S
I make baby jesus cry semen.

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R.I.P LIVECORPSE

Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 26, 2005


At 3/26/05 09:39 PM, fli wrote: buy demonic chocolate eggs,

mmmmmmmmm demonic chocolate eggs...

You “Christians” like the evil Roman Catholics and you pagan Baptists are no better then the ignorant Atheists.

fuck you, im atheist

consume the deadly sins of chocolate bunnies.

will do
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btw stop trying to force religion down peoples throats okay. leave us alone and STOP TRYiNG TO CONVERT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--here have some chocolate eggs and bunnies : )

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At 3/26/05 11:08 PM, _Mary_ wrote: Of course, few Christians will actually admit to this.

I'm one of those few. :)

Christianity and paganism lived in harmony for a long time before some dinks got some power and decided to lord it (lol) over people.

Most churches in Europe had all the gods displayed, and they were communal holy places.

Organisation, and power is what turned Christianity to the shit it is today.

God said, and Jesus said, that to pray by the side of the road in plain view is sacriligious, a show for others. Church today is the side of the road. He said to pray in private, because it IS private. You can spread the word of God, but only to those that want to hear. Deaf ears may be turned, but only in their own time, and in their own way.

Happy Easter, and peace to everyone.

<3

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At 3/26/05 09:49 PM, fli wrote: Celebrate the Rising of Christ,
but don't celebrate Easter.

So, believe what your religion/belief says but not what another religion/belief says because you say it's so.

Nah, I'll keep an open mind thanx. We celebrate chocolate easter bunnies.
But I will admit, I wouldn't complain if I had to celebrate wild sex orgies.


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At 3/26/05 10:55 PM, fli wrote: THIS IS HORRIBLE!
Do you guys hear yourselves?
You guys openly know that Easter was once celebrated with orgies, and yet you guys continually perverse the meaning of Your Lord!

i want an easter orgy....

You are disgusting.

i know

Although, I still love you, as commanded by the Bible.

sorry i dont swing that way

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At 3/26/05 11:39 PM, Maus wrote: Happy Easter, and peace to everyone.

<3

Exactly. No matter how you celebrate it, embrace the peace and unity it's meant to stand for. :-) <3


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Response to Easter is a Demonic Holiday Mar 26, 2005


WOW, i never knew easter was about jesus resurection........ Dang i learned something from newgrounds........wow, but anyways, im not evn religuos, and i like chocolate. Dude, chill, and stop taking this tooo seriously. Bileave what you believe, dont force people or persuade them to bileave something that they dont bileave. Besides, i do it for the chocolate. Chocolate is good, and did you know dark chocolate decreases the risk of cancer............ But really, eating chocolate wont make you go to hell, lol. Everyone loves chocolate. And the easter bunny is pimp. He symbolizes chocolate. I never knew chocolate was sinful........ wow...Ware did you get these ideas..


:3

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all hail baphomet motherfuckers

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