Sorry about the posts. My internet is fucked up since that lightning bolt striked the telephone pole. Not to mention the energy generator blew up. People say it was an overload.

survival plan

generator
food
drink
toilet
porn videos
tv...

screw it, i'll just barricade my house

hes, zsc. I'm a zombie enthusiast and wanted to know how viable my minor outbreak plan is. My house has an upper balcony area, and many lockable doors between it and the lowest access point. I could position a couch in such a way that a pressure on it by about 10 zombies would break it, but no less. basically, i would prop it against the base of a stairwell, taking out zombies from above ( an area overlooking ther staircase near an electrical access panel) by dropping or throwing various tools from my garage. I also have an ax and shovel which i could use.

If it became more serious, which is possible due to the lack of people with plans in the area, i could try and find any survivors in my residential area, but i doubt that i would find any, and i might abandon hopes for doing so, due to the unneccessary risk to myself. Due to my lack of driving experience, and the ineffectivity of a cars engine for escape purposes, i would simply fortify the top floor of my house. If there was a temporary clear, i might try to get some non-perishable food items from my kitchen. Of course, all these plans assume that the zombies in question are subject to the parasite that overruns higher-level thinking, to the extent where they cannot realize how to pull an object in their path away, or use weapons.

If i was in a larger group setting, we might set out during the day after securing my home to find a more defensible position. Unfortunately, i do not own any silenced firearms, so i could not dispatch them from afar. I understand that many people think that guns are best, but the noise can attract more. I have a few water purification structures made of concrete within 3 miles of my home, which could be easily defended.

Thanks in advance for reveiwing my plans feasibility.

And if I may, I would like to officially join the crew.

I'm to lazy to read it, so you pass?

At 1/19/08 10:46 PM, The-Almighty-one wrote: I'm to lazy to read it, so you pass?

I let people in, not you.

At 1/19/08 03:15 PM, dogstile wrote: survival plan

generator
food
drink
toilet
porn videos
tv...

screw it, i'll just barricade my house

You've already failed it in record time.

At 1/18/08 02:20 AM, jackripperz wrote: I think LC should be a doctor. Then we have a real life House.

Why of course I'd like to spend the next five years learning long words about the body and only one of them trying to learn actual shit.

But, I have thought of being a psychologist/psychiatrist a little.

At 1/17/08 04:20 PM, Xtesh wrote: Ever consider becoming a high school teacher?

I have for a few minutes and realised quickly that I'm not stupid enough. By the end of the first year, I'd be alcoholic and being monitored by the local mental hospital due to being homicidal and suicidal.

I have a lot of ambitions. I wanna be a singer,actor,motivational speaker,doctor,lawyer and etc.

But right now i have another mission. I have to go to London. Which is a problem since i am 15 years old, no job, no fixed income, and a passport which can only last until 2011.

Anyway, visit my userpage. And comment on it. And help me on my latest topic.

Visit please. Jak,LC,LazyPint, and etc.

P.S: After this,i'm going on a vacation. No replying for a few weeks. I also need it coz i fought with my dad.

At 1/20/08 04:23 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:
I let people in, not you.

I know, i'm just pushing your buttons :D

Flat out, i am not even supposed to be here. >.>

At 1/20/08 10:50 AM, The-Almighty-one wrote:

At 1/20/08 04:23 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:
I let people in, not you.

I know, i'm just pushing your buttons :D

Flat out, i am not even supposed to be here. >.>

Ah, what the hell. I dropped that grudge a long time ago. Just don't stir shit like you used to, and we'll be fine.

At 1/20/08 04:17 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

Ah, what the hell. I dropped that grudge a long time ago. Just don't stir shit like you used to, and we'll be fine.

*sigh* And that was the best part!

Lol that reminds me, 'Target, you wouldn't believe what I found decaying in my inbox, I'll send it to you.

Also has anyone looked at the ZombieRP link on my siggy? We just restarted the story so if you would like, join, we have some rather good writers so it gets pretty interesting.

At 1/20/08 04:23 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 1/19/08 10:46 PM, The-Almighty-one wrote: I'm to lazy to read it, so you pass?

Well, may I join, Lost-Chances?

At 1/21/08 08:54 PM, christmasraptor wrote:

At 1/20/08 04:23 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 1/19/08 10:46 PM, The-Almighty-one wrote: I'm to lazy to read it, so you pass?

Well, may I join, Lost-Chances?

Currently, I'm too busy to read your plan and judge but I will get around to it.

At 1/20/08 04:17 PM, HitTheTarget wrote: Ah, what the hell. I dropped that grudge a long time ago. Just don't stir shit like you used to, and we'll be fine.

I actually forgot what shit he stirred in the first place! Can you refresh my memory?

Yeah! Zombies! I like em in 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later cos they're fast and shit. 28 Months Later! Woop woop!

At 1/22/08 12:29 PM, GreyFlag wrote: Yeah! Zombies! I like em in 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later cos they're fast and shit. 28 Months Later! Woop woop!

Post a survival plan or get out, don't waste my time, I'm not in the mood.

Snype, If you really wanna know, I can lite the pipe and tell the story of my Inability to learn!

At 1/22/08 12:29 PM, GreyFlag wrote: Yeah! Zombies! I like em in 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later cos they're fast and shit. 28 Months Later! Woop woop!

So obviously you don't know shit about zombies.
Reanimation and the Rage virus are completely different.

At 1/22/08 09:19 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 1/21/08 08:54 PM, christmasraptor wrote:

At 1/20/08 04:23 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 1/19/08 10:46 PM, The-Almighty-one wrote: I'm to lazy to read it, so you pass?

Well, may I join, Lost-Chances?

Currently, I'm too busy to read your plan and judge but I will get around to it.

He just repeated me, with a slight change from "Busy" to "Lazy" >.>

Woah! so i see you guys are serious! sorry for not making a serious post!
Ok sure rage isn't zombies, but surely they still count? They are the infected...

Survival strategy: Get myself a big leather jacket (easy to find) and hopefully a mask and/or bulletproof jacket (much harder to find) get a bread-knife or baseball bat (got 'em) and try and get to london asap for survivors/better weapons (depending on the zombie status..) Failing all else, I'd drive to the countryside, find a big manor like in 28 Days Later with open ground around it and barricade myself in. I'd never draw attention to the place. I'd have to bring my family close friends and any survivors with me.

Or I could nick a boat and sail away into the distance, hoping to find a desolate island, although food would be a problem.

Failing all that, I'd go on a murderous zombie killing rampage (probably harder than it sounds) to try and protect my friends/family (and I'd obviously kill myself rather than be turned into one of them.)

Ok?

At 1/23/08 03:14 AM, GreyFlag wrote: Woah! so i see you guys are serious! sorry for not making a serious post!

Before everyone else tears you a new one, i'll say now.

You have to have, DETAILED, Long term plans.

And IN-DEPTH.

Lol, hope I didn't come along to mean, just alot of stupid people around me then and making my day cloudy. I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing with my education, my 3.975 GPA proves that.

Anyway, post a very realistic survival plan about, how you would fortify your "Base", weapons you would use to defend yourself, food supplies and such, remember that you won't have to only protect against zombies but also people such as, bandits, phycos, and most of all looters. Make sure you cover all the details possible, this won't be a 5 min job, most likely an hour or so for a good one.

Enjoy.

1: Preparation: First thing: tell everyone that I'm with the following strategy just in case I die. Then get bag. Pack all medicinal supplies in my house (pain killers, bandages etc) and some warm clothes. Get baseball bat, cricket bat, kitchen knives and distribute to whoever's with me (eg family.) Rip up some clothes, stuff into tops of bottles of whiskey, brandy etc (about 3 or 4) for quick molotovs. Bring matches, lighters, deodorant (it could get smelly...). Get walkie talkies, radio, black marker pens. Oh and my mobile phone, and a laptop. (with extra batteries for each) and some strong torches and headbands to attach the torches to our heads with. Get baked beans, tinned tuna, bread, water, vit c tablets, nutrient supplements (cod liver oil: stay healthy yay!). Pack string hammock (very useful) penknives, small gas stove. Dress in mostly black: boots jeans t-shirt vest jacket (or leather coat oohhhh yeah). I'm ready to go! ( with whoever's with me..)

2: evacuating house: If there are zombies outside, nip out the back door and run to get in car (go to stage 3..) If not, go to car, tape windows a bit (so they won't completely shatter) and load up. Make sure I have road map of the UK (and France maybe...hmmm) and satnav. Load car with more food depending on space from other people, and blankets and excess luggage. Get extra fuel from other car, check spare tyre, Start driving .

3: Further preparation: Depending on zombie status, (this is low and high outdoor zombie numbers) drive to Army surplus, break in, (kill any zombies with baseball bat etc) grab any bullet proof vests, NVG's and guns (low probability of guns) and anything else useful (eg army knives). If survivors are met, either take them too (if space) or steal another car, depending on Death By Zombie Risk (DBZR). Then drive to isolated army barracks (near where I live, in the countriside) and gather resources (2 handed guns, one handed, ammunition (I'm not sure what guns would be there, I'd take the lightest and easiest to use with most ammunition) bullet proof vests etc.) DBZR would be low. Steal a jeep or humvy (don't think the Brits use them) and if REALLY lucky fly away (that is if one of the survivors is a pilot, probability nearly zero.) to France (mainland Europe) depending on DBZR found out from radio, GPS on phone etc. If not then fly to Scotland (go to step 5). Stock up on more food at low DBZR supermarkets (there are quite a few out in open country).

4: Making the local base: Depending on space and time situation, bring things like rolls of barbed wire, flashlights (big 'uns) and generators from army barracks. Drive to manor, Blenheim Palace or habitations to those effect, ie stable structure, large area of open visible ground surrounding, not close to any major centres of habitation, running water nearby, basement, multiple floors, easy access via car transport (don't worry I have lots of places in mind.) First thing: Check for zombies, survivors, maniacs and the like. Then unload most supplies from cars, create perimeter around the house with barbed wire and flashlights connected to generators (if available) about 10-20 meters from the house. Also, dig trenches beyond that for zombies to fall into (no way of getting out) and sporadic holes (deep ones yeah?). Board up windows and unnecessary doors with planks of wood so that no zombies or humans can get in, but with slicing-holes for slicing or shooty-holes for shooting zombies. Always have car/s with emergency fuel, supplies etc at the ready. Never use lights at night (not attracting attention) If a radio was taken from barracks, broadcast whereabouts on all frequencies. Go on "food journeys" when food runs out, either with everyone or if that's too many people half of the survivors. If possible, capture a zombie to see if it starves to death. If it does, happy days! Wait a couple of days/one week after the zombie starvation period and take a look outside. Then go to stage 5 or 6 or whatever. If zombies don't starve, oh dear. Wait 28 days just in case the army is around to help (unlikely). Then, stage 5

5: Same technique as before, get cars and load 'em up. Depending on world wide DBZR, drive to Scotland (using maps, refuelling from petrol trucks and the like) get food, find a nice isolated bit (use same precautions) and steal things like chickens (to lay eggs, trust me they'd be a delicacy in zombie times) or an island with minimal precautions. Live out there. Every so often go to populated area (presuming electricity is functioning) and check internet with wifi, find out any safe zones in the world, transmit sos's etc. If not, then just live there forever. Obviously there would still be a zombie risk for trips to get food, but it should be isolated enough that we can kill them.

This is all assuming that zombies aren't very clever (can't read, don't work very in groups etc ) and that there won't be too many bandits, maniacs etc. cos they're killed by zombies or they're too scared shitless to bother.

What am I missing? Are my presumptions correct?

Can I please join?
What I would do:
Find a samurai sword somewhere and "slice'n'dice" anything that comes near me. Then, barricade myself in the house with a rifle, a good food supply and a TV.

Okay...One at a time...

At 1/19/08 05:09 PM, christmasraptor wrote: hes, zsc. I'm a zombie enthusiast and wanted to know how viable my minor outbreak plan is. My house has an upper balcony area, and many lockable doors between it and the lowest access point. I could position a couch in such a way that a pressure on it by about 10 zombies would break it, but no less. basically, i would prop it against the base of a stairwell, taking out zombies from above ( an area overlooking ther staircase near an electrical access panel) by dropping or throwing various tools from my garage. I also have an ax and shovel which i could use.

I couldn't understand most of that...

If it became more serious, which is possible due to the lack of people with plans in the area, i could try and find any survivors in my residential area, but i doubt that i would find any, and i might abandon hopes for doing so, due to the unneccessary risk to myself. Due to my lack of driving experience, and the ineffectivity of a cars engine for escape purposes, i would simply fortify the top floor of my house. If there was a temporary clear, i might try to get some non-perishable food items from my kitchen. Of course, all these plans assume that the zombies in question are subject to the parasite that overruns higher-level thinking, to the extent where they cannot realize how to pull an object in their path away, or use weapons.

So you'd stay up there with no food or water?

If i was in a larger group setting, we might set out during the day after securing my home to find a more defensible position. Unfortunately, i do not own any silenced firearms, so i could not dispatch them from afar. I understand that many people think that guns are best, but the noise can attract more. I have a few water purification structures made of concrete within 3 miles of my home, which could be easily defended.

I wouldn't hold my breath on it. See below why.

Thanks in advance for reveiwing my plans feasibility.

And if I may, I would like to officially join the crew.

Try making a plan that isn't painful to read. Keep in mind, I am an outsider that has no knowledge of your area or anything to do with you. The sofa idea was nothing short of confusing. In-fact, it mostly was all confusing. It may be because I just woke up from a nap and had a meal that I can't make sense of your plan.

Also, you water purification place idea. This is something that I feel is worthy of discussing: Is it safe to use tap water during the zombie "invasion"? If no, what should we use it on and what bottled goods/other sources of liquids should we use?

Personally, I'd think it's very unsafe to use tap water due to the possibility that zombies have fallen into the water supply or some form of contamination has happened. I'd be also unsure about using bottled water due to the possibility of it being infected. I'd likely resort to using rain water and maybe try boiling the water before use. I don't know, as you can tell I haven't put much thought into how I'd replace tap water even though I've always had the idea of not using tap water due to the possibility of contamination.

Congrats on the level Lost' though a flail is a cool weapon, it's dangerous and very stupid, I suppose unless you had a mace head on the end of a long rope that you could swing around to hit distant enemies, but then there is the long attack rate. Well the picture just brought that up for attacking zombies, obviously you didn't get the level as a way of saying that's what you would use lol.

Also on the question of if you could be contaminated by the water, in most movies if the virus is contracted into the mouth and swallowed it will kill you instead of reanimating.

I have a question, since "Solanum" from the Zombie Survival Guide is a virus then couldn't we eventually become immune over generations? Vaccine? Thoughts?

fair enough- I'll elaborate. The concept of the couch is that it would form a barricade. subscribing to the theory that they could not make the connection that it would be easily movable, I could attack from outside their reach, in an area at the top of the stairs. I would fill the bathtub upstairs with water immediately, As it would be safe for at least a while. that way, I would have water for days. I'm a baseball pitcher, and I am confident that I could throw objects such as cabinets with sufficient force to damage the brain.

Aside from that, I could get on a bicycle and go to scout the general area, and see if any survival camps are in the area if there was no immediate danger. I also have a fair amount of non-perishable foods that I would immediately stockpile If I saw the undead. the best setting would be if a small group of my friends was over, as we have actually run through survival exercises (i did mention I'm an enthusiast) and stand a good chance of survival. We could Hike out to a local grocery store, which is in a concrete box mall, essentially.

It would be a good place to set up camp, especially if the outbreak happened outside of shopping hours. Its a 10 minute hike there, and I am confident we could keep up our efforts to exterminate zombies with our weapons of choice. Personally, I'm partial to a spiked gardening implement, which could easily penetrate a skull. Due to the design in the store, we could barricade all doors. I believe that the selection of food items would be enough to keep any survivors who wander by satiated.

Other than that, theres not much to say about short-term survival.

I'm not too worried about bandits or maniacs attacking, as we are all in peak physical condition, and a few of my friends have martial-arts training. Long-term, a lot of ground in the area is fertile, and some pepeople have gardens. there is a stand with seeds in the store, so we could plant food. I know how to hotwire old cars, so We could potentially use them to barricade the two entrys into the complex.

Due to the noise this would make, we could go to the roofs of the buildings, and attempt to attack from above to pin the attackign zombies with large metal stands. beyond that, I have no long-term plans. I would probably be there for at least ten years, when nearly all of the zombie's flesh would have completely rotted, making it safe for us to leave.

At 1/24/08 04:02 PM, JakFro5t wrote:

Also on the question of if you could be contaminated by the water, in most movies if the virus is contracted into the mouth and swallowed it will kill you instead of reanimating.

that's the idea- consuming it is fatal.

I have a question, since "Solanum" from the Zombie Survival Guide is a virus then couldn't we eventually become immune over generations? Vaccine? Thoughts?

no, because any amount of solanum rapily reproduces through the brain. Vaccination attempts would end in infection.

Sorry for the double post O_o

I shall join!

I would make a gun store my base of operations and get some melee weapons for close (Sudden death.) combat.Looking for survivors would be on my To Do List.1 man kills an entire zombie outbreak?Hell no.Impossible.This is earth not some video game.And when shooting,Aim for the head.I would also try like hell to get outta there.Becuase it would end up like Raccoon City,It go boom.Unless you know...the zombies took over the entire world.But thats a diffrent story.Anyway I would also build a barricade all around the gun shop.Zombies would try to crawl over it or destroy it.I should also set up some traps like Bear Traps and trip wires.And ounce were outta bullets and are fucked,Were goin for the close range baby!

Ok I think im done here.

do I get to join then? that took me aaaaaaaages.

At 1/25/08 08:40 AM, GreyFlag wrote: do I get to join then? that took me aaaaaaaages.

I do people one at a time and currently, I am going through a little harsh spot with my college work. Maybe tomorrow I'll try to catch up or sunday.