At 10/6/05 10:29 AM, DaMainman wrote: *Hits ctrl + z about 20 times. Everyone is back in the club thread almost instantly*

Now now, I admit we've had a bit of a cock-up, but we can't let that stop the race. We must set a time to start properly. Also, instead of the tardis, you will have to find an object with 'EGC' carved into it to go to the next era. To make sure that non-compeditors can't use them, you'll have to wear these electronicaly-chipped monacles.

*Hands out the monacles from a box. There should be one spare, but it is missing*

Jeeves will hand you the first object upon starting. Do what you will to prepare until such a time. (eg. Practice talking about the weather, etc.)

Soory fo not posting but ones wireless has been some hat on the fritz, blsted technology. As with concern to rules well how about "old school oxford and cambridge time travel rules." 8 decade stud, 60's are wild, 80's are return to last decade and 20's are advance one decade.

At 10/6/05 11:48 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: I say,what foul weathe we have at the moment. OVercast and raining...this won't dpo at all! Jeeves Fecth Michael Fish! We shal;l have to teach him a lesson aout giving us dire weather...I thought he'd learnt fromlast time but apparently he hasn't.

Yes, but at least he didn't say that there wasn't going to be bad weather this time, like with the great storm.

At 10/6/05 02:44 PM, Coop83 wrote: Yes, but at least he didn't say that there wasn't going to be bad weather this time, like with the great storm.

Indeed that was rather a bad mistake. One still can't think how they managed to mess that one up.
Come to think of it what year was the great storm?

At 10/8/05 05:08 AM, Primalblood wrote: Indeed that was rather a bad mistake. One still can't think how they managed to mess that one up.
Come to think of it what year was the great storm?

I think it was 1988, but don't quote me on that.

At 10/6/05 02:16 PM, Mr_Blue_Sky wrote: Soory fo not posting but ones wireless has been some hat on the fritz, blsted technology. As with concern to rules well how about "old school oxford and cambridge time travel rules." 8 decade stud, 60's are wild, 80's are return to last decade and 20's are advance one decade.

well as this is around the world in 80 decades one thinks well must first have a route round the globe. Then take an event from the history of the country we pass through and head to that decade.
That way we can pick up some cheap drinks at the sametime.

At 10/9/05 02:42 AM, Primalblood wrote: well as this is around the world in 80 decades one thinks well must first have a route round the globe. Then take an event from the history of the country we pass through and head to that decade.

Well, the next stop is 1815 in Belgium. Happy camping.

That way we can pick up some cheap drinks at the sametime.

Is that all you ever think about?

At 10/9/05 03:23 PM, Coop83 wrote: Well, the next stop is 1815 in Belgium. Happy camping.

Any particular reason we are stopping there? Did something interesting happen in Belgium in 1815 that I'm not aware of?

At 10/9/05 03:29 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Any particular reason we are stopping there? Did something interesting happen in Belgium in 1815 that I'm not aware of?

Try Google. It will certainly help you.

At 10/9/05 03:40 PM, Coop83 wrote: Try Google. It will certainly help you.

You're full of remarkable ideas Coop old boy. <googles> ahhh! The battle of waterloo. How very interesting.

This is a most helpful referance to inhistorical gentlemen such as myself. I even have a map now! Shall we take sides, or are we going to be dotted about randomly? And will we have our tea and coffee-making facilities on hand? One hopes that sirs shall still make use of the electronic monacles...

At 10/9/05 02:42 AM, Primalblood wrote: That way we can pick up some cheap drinks at the sametime.

Cheap imports = Joy for any observing JFs upon our return. But I ponder, sir vampire, shan't it be difficult for you to travel in the daylight?

At 10/8/05 01:44 PM, Coop83 wrote: I think it was 1988, but don't quote me on that.

Quoted for great justice, old bean.

At 10/9/05 05:51 PM, DaMainman wrote:

At 10/8/05 01:44 PM, Coop83 wrote: I think it was 1988, but don't quote me on that.

Quoted for great justice, old bean.

Ooh, you little bugger, you!

At 10/9/05 03:23 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 10/9/05 02:42 AM, Primalblood wrote: well as this is around the world in 80 decades one thinks well must first have a route round the globe. Then take an event from the history of the country we pass through and head to that decade.

Well, the next stop is 1815 in Belgium. Happy camping.

That way we can pick up some cheap drinks at the sametime.

Is that all you ever think about?

Yes, I rather think I do. Anyway of to Belgium it is. Jeeves remember to pack ones baker rifle theres a good chap.
I say are we trying to do anything there or are we just there for the view?

At 10/10/05 02:43 AM, Primalblood wrote: I say are we trying to do anything there or are we just there for the view?

Photo opportunity ahead. The person who can produce the best photoshop of Napoleon wins a bonus prize.

At 10/10/05 09:12 AM, Coop83 wrote: Photo opportunity ahead. The person who can produce the best photoshop of Napoleon wins a bonus prize.

Well here goes. Damn you C83, you would do think when one is not practiced at the new photoshop software.

At 10/10/05 10:05 AM, Primalblood wrote: Well here goes. Damn you C83, you would do think when one is not practiced at the new photoshop software.

How else are you going to learn, dear brother.

One must ask. What is the prize we shall recieve if one produces the best photoshop of Monsieur Bonaparte?

my entry:

At 10/10/05 04:29 PM, Coop83 wrote: How else are you going to learn, dear brother.

Ok, I guess thats a good anwser. Still one think its not one of the best I've done.
*Looks around the battlefield*
I say that doesn't look to good. The army of England and friends are marching away from the french......Wait wait, one remembers now, because of this Marshal Ney is about to lead the french cavalry on a mad charge and get them almost totally wiped out.

At 10/10/05 04:30 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: One must ask. What is the prize we shall recieve if one produces the best photoshop of Monsieur Bonaparte?

One hasn't decided yet. It will have been decided by the time that a winner is announced (When we leave this timezone)

*Fires up photoshop for second time ever, after having a practice go on Enoll's picture*

Sig heil! Napoleon was a robot Hitler!

There's 2 days left in the PS competition. so far three entries is good, but not great.

At 10/12/05 08:09 AM, Coop83 wrote: There's 2 days left in the PS competition. so far three entries is good, but not great.

rofl, maybe you should ask in the ASM or SSM or whatever, and say it was your entry. >:D

although one thinks that would be rather underhand for a gentleman.

Congratulations to the England Football team on reaching the World Cup finals. Also, for beating Poland 2-1 this evening. Michael Owen and Frank Lampard scored, to leave us group winners, maybe enhancing our seeding in the Finals next year.

At 10/12/05 12:56 PM, Ratchety wrote: rofl, maybe you should ask in the ASM or SSM or whatever, and say it was your entry. >:D

I say why don't you just make a photoshop napoleon thread.
*slips brandy*
One will be checking for fakes.

At 10/13/05 03:51 AM, Primalblood wrote: I say why don't you just make a photoshop napoleon thread.

Why don't you? It may be the opportuntiy you've been looking for.

At 10/13/05 03:51 AM, Primalblood wrote: I say why don't you just make a photoshop napoleon thread.

It seems someone else was halfway to that before. Another topic went on about how he was evil, which if you refer back to my photoshop...

At 10/13/05 08:11 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 10/13/05 03:51 AM, Primalblood wrote: I say why don't you just make a photoshop napoleon thread.

Why don't you? It may be the opportuntiy you've been looking for.

One was just taking Ratchety's comment about ASM and SSM to the next level. What do you mean by the opportunity i've been looking for?

one finds the owl topic most amusing. one never knew owls were such drole creatures - what expression in their sweet little faces.

At 10/14/05 12:49 PM, Ratchety wrote: one finds the owl topic most amusing. one never knew owls were such drole creatures - what expression in their sweet little faces.

Okay, we're slowing up... I've got to judge the whole thing about the damned PS's. Wish I'd never started the damn competition now.

At 10/14/05 01:44 PM, Coop83 wrote: Wish I'd never started the damn competition now.

Oh snap! Surely you are extracting the Michael? (taking the mick) One's 10-minute efforts are surely not to be thought of as wasteful, what ho?

*Gathers things, the race shall start soon...*