HOLY GOOD GOD this is bigger than I expected.
Looks like she’s being broken into THREE pieces. Wowzers.
I'll post them tomorrow afternoon. I have an HTML error in 6500 characters... and I need sleep.

Night.

<3

Cybering can just go to hell.

At 1/2/05 02:51 AM, ERPMISTER wrote: Cybering can just go to hell.

good ol' msn chat days.

At 1/2/05 02:51 AM, UNOWNED wrote:

At 1/2/05 02:51 AM, ERPMISTER wrote: Cybering can just go to hell.

good ol' msn chat days.

Truer words have never been spoken.

At 1/1/05 09:21 PM, punk4life88 wrote:

At 1/1/05 09:19 PM, Zerok wrote: Why don't you look at other threads?

cause this one is freakin hilarious

the best part about it is your not nearly clever replys

its like talking to a 12 year old wigger, who thinks he knows it all, and had concrete injected into his brain when he was 9. Oh and your dad rammed you up the ass so hard, that it ruptured your kidneys, reversing the flow of blood in your body, so your brain is getting urine filled blood instead of clean fresh blood

And that still doesnt explain how fucking stupid you are, if there was award ceremonys for people who should be shot because they are so fucking dumb, you would rack up! AND HOST!

Hmm lamination, you did a good job, pwning this special needs child.

Jesus christ, its like "HEY IM SO FUCKING STUPID I DONT KNOW WHEN IM GETTING OWNED, AND THE BEST PART IS, EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT TRIES DOES INFACT OWN ME BECAUSE IM DUMBER THAN A PET ROCK!"

At 1/1/05 09:58 PM, Zerok wrote:

And some more <3 to ArtistJ and Maus and whoever else saw through it right away.

Thats me! yeah i knew it was a joke, ask tremour. i could nto belive how many fucking people belived it!

and punk, you couldnt pwn your way out of a paper bag with 3 sides missing.

At 1/2/05 03:02 AM, Tripps wrote: and punk, you couldnt pwn your way out of a paper bag with 3 sides missing.

Who are you talking to?

So... looks like zeroks little game fell through then, huh.

At 1/2/05 03:38 AM, ArtistJ wrote:

At 1/2/05 03:02 AM, Tripps wrote: and punk, you couldnt pwn your way out of a paper bag with 3 sides missing.

Who are you talking to?

So... looks like zeroks little game fell through then, huh.

Punk4life guy. :)

At 1/2/05 03:38 AM, ArtistJ wrote:

Who are you talking to?

So... looks like zeroks little game fell through then, huh.

Zerok came out and told everyone it was a joke. Then a lot of other people jumped in and defending him, saying it was a joke as well... Then I said it was a joke.

But even after I posted, people still keep bagging on Zerok, thinking this is all serious...

Bad syko

Oh my fucking god peoples. Why are you making such a big deal about this, I mean people are taking DS's side and laughing at Zerok, then theres people that are taking Zeroks side as he trys to defend himself, then you got people who are just watching; And you know who you are. Just watchin. The theres people who want to defend Zerok but there too afraid thet their reputation will be shattered too.

Does this sound familiar to you?
Its the friggen BULLY CIRCLE!!!!! My friggen god, look at what youve thrown on your lives. And DS, I bet this isnt the first time youve done this, no. So people I'm just trying to say.
GET ON WITH YOUR LIVE!!!!!!!!
And DS And Zerok.
Happy new years.

Shit, I'm too late arent I?

At 1/2/05 04:35 AM, Wittsmith wrote: Shit, I'm too late arent I?

Only a few pages.

At 1/2/05 04:36 AM, DirtySyko wrote:

At 1/2/05 04:35 AM, Wittsmith wrote: Shit, I'm too late arent I?

Only a few pages.

x4.

At 1/1/05 03:57 PM, Zerok wrote: NOEZ.

That is a FABRICATED document.
I assure you that I will take legal action if any damages to my online reputation occur.

Omg I e-secks Ds and j00 didn't.

[slips me 100$] What e-sex?

At 1/2/05 03:41 AM, DirtySyko wrote:

At 1/2/05 03:38 AM, ArtistJ wrote: So... looks like zeroks little game fell through then, huh.

But even after I posted, people still keep bagging on Zerok, thinking this is all serious...

belive me, i wasnt lost. The game i was reffering to was this one *insert downward arrow*

At 1/2/05 12:31 AM, Zerok wrote: What do you mean, "give them a rating" ?
I'll do it with numbers. How about like our portal does it?
Here's how it'll work.
[0] -
[1] -
[2] -
[3] -
[4] -
[5] -

At 1/1/05 03:53 PM, DirtySyko wrote: DirtySyko: i unzip my pants, exposing my bare ass. i have a clit boner the size of a banana.

That's all the clue I'd need. A chick with a clit the size of a banana? Where I'm from, they call that either a guy or a hermaphrodite.

I know this whole thing was a joke because I'm hours late (hangover from New Years) and I got to read Zerok's posts after the fact. Actually I suspected this to be fake, while reading it.

At 1/2/05 04:46 AM, BigBlueBalls wrote:

At 1/1/05 03:53 PM, DirtySyko wrote: DirtySyko: i unzip my pants, exposing my bare ass. i have a clit boner the size of a banana.

Uhhh...yeah...

Isn't this post old news yet?

At 1/1/05 04:05 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 1/1/05 04:03 PM, DirtySyko wrote: J00 WANT PIKZ? I G0T PIX!!1!

Yeah right you just used photoshop I am on the phone with my lawyer right now!

hey baby wanna do a 3z tommorow night me and you and one fucking hot babe dirtysyko im so hard just thinking about it remember tissues!

I Just spent like 3 hours of my life reading the whole damn thing! And for the record my IQ is #@!159!@# Bitch!

your very lucky to be so smart even i the genius of the famouse zimbabwe dont have a %$# in my iq all i have is a pitiful gayman@@!22gayboysthatlikehardcock.cum

The whole thing had me fooled. Big hearty fuck to everyone who was involved.

Just finished reading this from Page 4...Sheer hilarity.

It's hilarious how idiots just jump in on the bandwagon and insult Zerok in an attempt to look "cool". It was pretty damn obvious that this was a parody thread, because the title was worded similar to mine, and Zerok's "reaction" to it, how he acted EXACTLY like Ceciliantas (Those of you who STILL don't know what/who he is...Then you suck, I can't be assed to post the link) threatening with sueing...Man that's a giveaway right there!

Everything looked fine until people started ACTUALLY TAKING IT SERIOUSLY and thought it was true...That's the entire comedy of this thread. Those of you who DID take it seriously, and especially those who tried insulting Zerok...Then you obviously have a two digit IQ.

So I thank both Dirty Syko and Zerok for putting together a comedy goldmine...Really made my day :P

5.56

P.S. Zerok

Secks? :)

At 1/1/05 03:54 PM, Chrome- wrote: Picturez plz.

Do you really get a boner when looking at an AIM window?

At 1/1/05 11:49 PM, Zerok wrote: I would've liked to see some BazzMann action and maybe some Ron and pox replies too. Can't have it all though.

WELL I'M HERE NOW! :o My computer crashed last night just as I was about to reply to page 3.... so I went to sleep, woke up, and it'd risen to page 11. I've now only just finished reading every single post.

Rather than add to the jokes (the comedy's too gold to mar with my inferior wit... seriously, nothing I could ever say would score as high as this), or insult the retarded idiots (for of course it's only obvious...), I'll just add my thoughts.

Reading this post, it's VERY clear that those that were first to throw real insults, were merely trying to gain their own status. I don't blame you - it's a dog-eat-dog world on the NG BBS... sometimes I find it hard surviving day by day (note: sarcasm>. However, don't you people realise that guys like DirtySyko probably won't give 2 shits about you whether or not you jump in with your "OMG j00 got pwned"'s? He doesn't care. I don't care. Zerok doesn't care.

If you want to have some sort of position on the NG BBS, some sort of worth more than to spam post and side with the nearest regular/mod/admin... then you need to develop a fucking personality, and a sense of humour to match. There, I said it. I really do hope to god that the idiotic pricks who showed themselves up on this thread, don't make any more stupid posts in other topics - because I have no doubt you'll probably have participants of this thread that DID know the joke, on your back.

Thank you, come again. I'm just pissed I missed the post :(

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.

At 1/2/05 07:22 AM, The_Bi99man wrote: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.

...And that contributes what to this thread?

At 1/2/05 06:38 AM, Goatpower wrote:

At 1/1/05 03:54 PM, Chrome- wrote: Picturez plz.

Do you really get a boner when looking at an AIM window?

LOL there's a new idea. AIM porn. Just show screenshots of AIM cybersex...

At 1/2/05 04:55 AM, Rice_Lock wrote: Uhhh...yeah...

That picture is SO awesome.
I now have an e-bonerz.