im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)
DONT GIVE YOUR KID A BOWL CUT YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL HIM
whats the most pathetic way to die
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At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, DrClump wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)
Dying of a heart attack while eating a sandwich on the toilet.
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At 9/16/21 10:13 AM, 0N1MU5HA wrote:At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, DrClump wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)Dying of a heart attack while eating a sandwich on the toilet.
sandwiches are deadly
DONT GIVE YOUR KID A BOWL CUT YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL HIM
Blood loss from taking a shit the size of a Pringles can.
Take it with a grain of salt, I am slower than a snail.
I'm a psycho who will kill you at the drop of a hat. and hats drop easy in this fucked up world.
Dying mid sentence while you're posting on newgrifosfsdfndsfmdgmfasd
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
DONT GIVE YOUR KID A BOWL CUT YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL HIM
I don't know.
I just hope I die picking up something extremely heavy.
At 9/16/21 10:15 AM, Homicide wrote: dying while sleeping.
That's the best way to die, no pain and you never see it coming.
Most pathetic way to die:
Masturbating on a public toilet and having a heart attack.
At 9/16/21 10:41 AM, WaffleCrisp wrote:At 9/16/21 10:15 AM, Homicide wrote: dying while sleeping.That's the best way to die, no pain and you never see it coming.
Most pathetic way to die:
Masturbating on a public toilet and having a heart attack.
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
DONT GIVE YOUR KID A BOWL CUT YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL HIM
Hanging yourself with your own anal prolapse
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Tripping on ones own shoelaces and dying is pretty undignifying
Sanguine is best Daedra
death by doing a tik tok dance or any other social media trend.
slipping on a banana peel in a cartoony way
Froggo is always watching.
I'm going to shit your pants
[Pronouns are they/them btw]
drowning while drinking water
Normally
Haha... got grounded
At 9/16/21 10:33 AM, SuperRipley wrote:At 9/16/21 10:15 AM, Cyronix wrote: Blood loss from taking a shit the size of a Pringles can.This is oddly specific
I have experience with shitting stuff that size.
Take it with a grain of salt, I am slower than a snail.
At 9/16/21 11:06 AM, Velvetii wrote: Tripping on ones own shoelaces and dying is pretty undignifying
This would be a hilariously anticlimactic way to go, and I feel like it could more likely than not happen to me. I'm such a klutz.
- Larp as TwoFace from Batman
- Kidnap someone important
- Challenge them to a life-or-death game of chance...
- "Flip a coin. If it lands heads, then I'll shoot you in the head. If tails then I'll shoot myself in the head."
- Coin lands on tails
On the bright side if you go through with it they can't call you a pussy.
I don't condone suicide, by the way. Unless you're a piece of shit, but that's neither here nor there.
any sort of death where you're in hospital, because you could have been potentially saved but instead you died.
At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, DrClump wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)
fair enough
Getting drowned in a kitty litter box
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At 9/16/21 10:13 AM, 0N1MU5HA wrote:At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, DrClump wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)Dying of a heart attack while eating a sandwich on the toilet.
AKA, The Elvis.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, DrClump wrote: or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)
Having your heart give out at the peak of orgasm has gotta be the best way to go.
I guess the most pathetic would be shooting yourself in the head because a scary-looking group of people come to confront you.
(Social anxiety can be a bitch.)
A truly prophetic sig...
Breaking your neck after missing a step on the stairs.
A very original signature.
probably something stupidly unfortunate like an icicle dropping on you and impaling your head vertically. or being run over by a combine harvester
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At 9/16/21 10:13 AM, 0N1MU5HA wrote:At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, DrClump wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)Dying of a heart attack while eating a sandwich on the toilet.
Elvis moment.
Being beaten to death by the father when he catches you trying to molest his child.
When the EMTs finally get to your body, they can't even tell the bloody pile of meat used to be a human face.
Yeah, I just got real with this shit.
