At 9/16/21 10:46 AM, DrunkGecko wrote: Hanging yourself with your own anal prolapse
Lets Mark that off my list then
whats the most pathetic way to die
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Dying by getting hit in the ballsack
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// Dying from when you’re super rich and your maids are always saving your life but when you’re 1000 years old you die, but not for good lol
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Suicide out of fear of consequences.
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At 9/16/21 10:13 AM, 0N1MU5HA wrote: Dying of a heart attack while eating a sandwich on the toilet.
Isn't that how Elvis died?
At 9/16/21 10:15 AM, Homicide wrote: dying while sleeping.
This is the best way to die! I'd want to die quite so
At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, DrClump wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)
Once, I was squeezing a pickled onion in my mouth for its juice, and I squeezed it so hard with my fingers, that it shot down my throat and briefly got jammed in there. I stood up and slammed my back against the wall, which dislodged the thing, and I spat it out. And no word of a lie, there was maybe five seconds or so when it was stuck in my throat, when I thought: "fucking hell, I can't die like THIS, for fuckssake!" :)
In my opinion I think its dyeing because of a dare
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At 9/20/21 07:03 AM, BitSweetChoco wrote: Dying by falling on your face really hard on the concrete ground after slipping on a banana peel.
Or better: surviving the fall with gruesome injuries to you face and being so depressed about it that you commit suicide.
At 9/19/21 01:24 PM, 32Guardian32 wrote: Suicide out of fear of consequences.
Seppuku is honourable.
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Dying by being so drunk that you shit, piss, and/or vomit all over yourself, and then drowning in your own shit, piss, and/or vomit.
Also yes people have died in this sort of way.
At 9/20/21 10:16 AM, Chuzzle-dude wrote: Here’s mine: accidentally agreeing to play Russian roulette with a glock-18 and being the first one to go
Russian roulette, but the gun is full
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At 9/20/21 09:56 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Dying by being so drunk that you shit, piss, and/or vomit all over yourself, and then drowning in your own shit, piss, and/or vomit.
Also yes people have died in this sort of way.
Choking on your own vomit is still better than choking on somebody else's vomit.
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dying of shock from your alarm clock
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At 9/16/21 11:19 AM, PudgieDaFrog wrote: slipping on a banana peel in a cartoony way
He went with a slip.
At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, DrClump wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)
If it was real, then vore would be most the pathetic and worst way to die. But for real, slipping on a banana peel would be a pathetic way to die.
At 9/16/21 10:49 AM, Adididi wrote: Died because of a f*cking book
you're describing any religious text
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Picture this: You're walking down the stairs with a bowl of nachos slathered in cheese. Also you're naked. Suddenly you slip and fall. You fly down the stairs, snapping your neck in the process. Finally, you hit the opposing wall at the bottom of the stairs, landing in such a specific way that your ass is in the air and your crotch is facing your face. You're now covered in nachos and cheese sauce. Things might not look like they can get any worse, but then post death incontinence kicks in and then you start pissing in your own mouth.
Is that fucked, or what?
Falling down the stairs and broke your neck
Death by choking on Life Savers candy.
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At 9/16/21 12:30 PM, ChrisOrksen wrote: Dying due to auto erotic asphyxiation
geniunely, i could spend a good hour thinking of stupid ways to die and I would never scratch the surface of autoerotic asphyxiation. I pretty bad one is probably dying from pneumonia because you're an old man and you decided to do a multiple hours long speech in the rain, before the advent of modern medicine. Seems pretty cringe to me.
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