At 9/20/21 01:13 PM, Rherdalaezian wrote: dying of shock from your alarm clock
that might be how i'll go
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whats the most pathetic way to die
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At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, DrClump wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)
dying in front of a thunderstorm instead of being on your fucking house.
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At 9/21/21 10:43 AM, LagartimationsMedia wrote:At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, DrClump wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)dying in front of a thunderstorm instead of being on your fucking house.
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DONT GIVE YOUR KID A BOWL CUT YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL HIM
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At 9/21/21 07:41 PM, mikeymoonbeans wrote: Fun fact that’s maybe relevant: There once was a guy who went over Niagara Falls in a barrel. He later died slipping on a banana peel.
*goes to niagra falls donkey kong style* *fukin dies because banaenae*
DONT GIVE YOUR KID A BOWL CUT YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL HIM
At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, DrClump wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)
You can die from farting too hard
At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, DrClump wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)
Breaking your spine after cracking your neck
A book being dropped on the head
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the most pathetic way to die is inside, because you realize that your son/daughter is either a feminist or transgender, and you realize they wont ever amount to anything ever, will never be worth anything to society and that they are mentally retarded, and believing you may be partly responsible for raising such an absolutely worthless human trash child.
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At 9/21/21 10:59 PM, Arealcake wrote:At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, DrClump wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)You can die from farting too hard
Not such a bad way to go, at least you'd go out with a bang
At 9/22/21 08:13 AM, RedBling wrote: the most pathetic way to die is inside, because you realize that your son/daughter is either a feminist or transgender, and you realize they wont ever amount to anything ever, will never be worth anything to society and that they are mentally retarded, and believing you may be partly responsible for raising such an absolutely worthless human trash child.
Parents who think like this should fuck themselves. Your kid's successes are not yours and your kid's failures are not yours.
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At 9/22/21 09:55 AM, Chuzzle-dude wrote:At 9/22/21 08:57 AM, IlliterateBarbarianG wrote:In my school even if you fart a tiny bit everyone will put their shirts over the mouth and nose like as if their protecting themselves from the pleague :PAt 9/21/21 10:59 PM, Arealcake wrote:Not such a bad way to go, at least you'd go out with a bangAt 9/16/21 10:12 AM, DrClump wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)You can die from farting too hard
I bet the one that released it is the one to pull up the shirt first, then yell and blame it on the one sitting next to him.
(Or that just happened to me a buncha times)
maybe falling on the floor and dying right when you are born
falling down and not from a very high place like a cliff or something, like falling off a desk or something around that height
sans undertale
Drowning yourself by drinking too much water without having breaks to inhale air.
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Howsabout dying on a bidet after mistaking it for a toilet, and using it as such.
Not only dead, but dead embarrassing, and on your gravestone it'd say: "Didn't know the difference between a bidet and a toilet. RIP"
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The most pathetic way to die is by shock. Like something happening and you just drop dead at the sight of it.
At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, RATNAX wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)
not going out with a effort
Being buried in poop.
One of the most horrific ways to die and pretty much guarantees that someone will joke about your death at some point in the future.
At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, RATNAX wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)
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At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, RATNAX wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)
getting hit by an ambulance.
well I guess that's more ironic than pathetic but still
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At 10/17/21 04:34 PM, FullOnWave wrote:At 9/16/21 10:12 AM, RATNAX wrote: im my opinion i think the most pathetic way to die is choking on food or dying while doin the hanky panky (wink wink)getting hit by an ambulance.
well I guess that's more ironic than pathetic but still
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