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Postal Distancing

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Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:00:25


Heads up everyone, we had some unexpected downtime yesterday and now my account appears to have been infected with a virus. To exercise caution, we’ve taken a few steps to safeguard forum users:


  • We’re now spacing forum posts further apart, to minimize the risk of spread from one post to another.


  • We’ve given each of you a complimentary care package with hand sanitizer and toilet paper so you can practice cleanliness while participating in the forums.


New supplies of hand sanitizer and toilet paper will be available every hour, on the hour. Please only take what you need; other users will be needing those supplies as well.


Be sure to apply hand sanitizer before engaging with a post, or else you may find yourself infected. It won’t always be clear when a post is infected; symptoms don’t appear immediately.


Our hope is this infection will clear up without spreading to others. Stay safe everyone! With good hygiene and postal distancing, we should be able to get through this within 24 hours.


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:03:13


god damnit Tom


also first


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:03:44


oh my god this is terrible! I gotta.. I GOTTA BUY SOME TOILET PAPER!

Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:04:06


At 4/1/20 12:03 AM, S3C wrote: god damnit Tom

also first


Uh oh this is looking bad already.


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:05:38


Tom has finally delivered tp for my bunghole

Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:06:06


STAY SAFE EVERYONE!

Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:06:47


I'm all out.


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:08:53 (edited 2020-04-01 00:11:49)


Damn you Tom. Now I got the china virus.

Also @tomfulp you should also put 6 inch margin to the Portal as well so most of the animation and artwork won't be inflected by Coronavirus


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:09:11 (edited 2020-04-01 00:12:29)


Wow, clever and fun!


Is the rounded edge of the star drip graphic an interlaced gif and the rest of it isn't or something like that?

also the transition is a fun touch too. the bright green really makes the stylish border radius + thickness pop


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:09:24


Oh god


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:09:42


@Prinzy2 is panic buying the hand sanitizer, be sure to leave some for everyone else!


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:10:07


*coughs*


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:11:15 (edited 2020-04-01 00:13:55)


I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!


cough


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:11:18


At 4/1/20 12:10 AM, Malachy wrote: *coughs*


Stay the fuck back!

Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:11:53


At 4/1/20 12:08 AM, AKA-38CAUTION wrote: Damn you Tom. Now I got the china virus.


This one may have been the Russians.


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:12:02


I am already infected.


I refuse to go down alone.


IM TAKING ALL OF YOU WITH ME



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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:12:08


What are we to do in these trying times? I hope I can get an Essential user Pass so I can shitpost without getting fined!

Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:12:23


At 4/1/20 12:11 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote:
At 4/1/20 12:10 AM, Malachy wrote: *coughs*
Stay the fuck back!

but i used 18 TPs!


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:13:30


At 4/1/20 12:11 AM, TomFulp wrote:
At 4/1/20 12:08 AM, AKA-38CAUTION wrote: Damn you Tom. Now I got the china virus.
This one may have been the Russians.


That even worse. Hold on, should we also space out the portal as well so the animation or artwork won't be affected by the coronavirus as well?


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:14:22


Achhooooo!!!

Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:15:11


At 4/1/20 12:09 AM, TomFulp wrote: @Prinzy2 is panic buying the hand sanitizer, be sure to leave some for everyone else!


GERMS!!!!!


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:16:59


Oh god


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:17:05


I should be safe for the rest of the virus. I'll be selling my excess stock for 50 Grounds Gold a piece. I also accept Cool Points and MS paint dick drawings.


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:22:27


At 4/1/20 12:17 AM, Chdonga wrote: I should be safe for the rest of the virus. I'll be selling my excess stock for 50 Grounds Gold a piece. I also accept Cool Points and MS paint dick drawings.


This black market ain't big enough for the both of us.


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:24:38 (edited 2020-04-01 00:27:25)


I wiped my hands with the toilet paper after smearing sanitizer all over my rear. Good to go. Thanks, Tom!


Oh man, I really hope my post gets infected, too! Maybe if I touch my face repeatedly after a TLS handshake...

Peer pressure. The struggle is real.


Also, we need a COVID-19 Clock icon. Or at least an emoji with a surgical mask.


Am I first? It's impossible to tell from this distance.

Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:25:40 (edited 2020-04-01 00:40:08)


I think we are all going to die from this virus

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Guys what the fuck! No crowds !! We're all going to catch it, follow the spacing rules!! AAAhhhhh

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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:28:24


At 4/1/20 12:25 AM, Boss wrote: I think we are all going to die from this virus


It's taking way too long.....


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:34:28


tom you cant lick your fingers


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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:35:07


stay safe everyone


sicko mode

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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 00:35:38


Oh great. Now I have to clean my gamer gear.


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