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Postal Distancing

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Crashgen
Member since: Aug. 24, 2014
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 04:01:39

At 4/1/20 12:00 AM, TomFulp wrote: Heads up everyone, we had some unexpected downtime yesterday and now my account appears to have been infected with a virus. To exercise caution, we’ve taken a few steps to safeguard forum users:

New supplies of hand sanitizer and toilet paper will be available every hour, on the hour. Please only take what you need; other users will be needing those supplies as well.

Be sure to apply hand sanitizer before engaging with a post, or else you may find yourself infected. It won’t always be clear when a post is infected; symptoms don’t appear immediately.

Our hope is this infection will clear up without spreading to others. Stay safe everyone! With good hygiene and postal distancing, we should be able to get through this within 24 hours.


Tom I love you! This is a funny and creative idea you made, thanks for the laughs.

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Rucklo
Member since: Oct. 11, 2004
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 04:04:10

I’M LITERALLY SHITTING IN THE TOILET AND HAVE NO TP LEFT

RIP ME SEE YOU ALL IN HELL

Wakka wakka

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fuckoffasshole
Member since: Dec. 28, 2014
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 04:20:49

I was worried that this year gimmick would be as awful as last year's but thankfully it isn't. Thank you for that

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TurkeyOnAStick
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 04:22:25

*wipes bum furiously*


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crink
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 04:48:29

please don't post next to me, ok. i'm trying to maintain my social distance. thanks for ur concern and consideration in these difficult times

hey

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FionaTheDream
Member since: Oct. 31, 2019
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 04:49:24

I'd recommend a 250 view cap on everything in the portals during this time.

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LittleLuckyLink
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 04:49:28

*cough*

The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh.

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MikeGelato
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 04:50:11

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WTS HMU

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crink
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 05:11:34

i think i should be ok for the next hour


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hey

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Kieran
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 05:18:05

At 4/1/20 12:12 AM, Malachy wrote:
At 4/1/20 12:11 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote:
At 4/1/20 12:10 AM, Malachy wrote: *coughs*
Stay the fuck back!
but i used 18 TPs!


Thank Satan im immune to all viruses

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Cyberdevil
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 05:19:37

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So much for that toilet paper. :/

The latest: Hexa #97 (May)

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Potatoman
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 05:22:26

IM ALREADY OUT OF TP!!!!!

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OatmealPecheneg
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 05:38:24

At 4/1/20 12:11 AM, TomFulp wrote:
At 4/1/20 12:08 AM, AKA-38CAUTION wrote: Damn you Tom. Now I got the china virus.
This one may have been the Russians.

Нет! Нет! Нет!

Not this time! I swear!

Btw Tom, I'm running out of my toilet papper, can I have more or I shall use my hands instead?

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OatmealPecheneg
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 05:41:18

At 4/1/20 05:19 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
So much for that toilet paper. :/


At least your but is clean

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ChazDude
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 05:44:29 (edited 2020-04-01 05:46:00)

Why all the green? Saint Patrick's Day was two weeks ag-


*violent coughing fit*


Oh...oh no.


nah, jokes on you I'm protected

Cartoonist lad, occasional BBS poster and all-round human hailing from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.


NOTICE: Anyone caught posting A.I. 'art' on Newgrounds.com will have their balls ripped off and flushed down the toilet.

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StaggerNight
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 06:15:57

yall better not hoard all the tp again.

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Whirlguy
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 06:21:40

Does this mean the Art Inspired Music contest is canceled? What about the HaxeFlixel Jam? Or fucking Pico Day?

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UVSoaked
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 06:50:36

I hope you learned your lesson this time, @TomFulp! Never install Covid 2000 aka Limevirus aka Limewire.

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chris-the-stick
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 06:51:43

oh my...

stay organized, folks!

get 1 toilet paper pack each, dont over TP yourself, thanks.

haha

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TeamXHawk
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 07:19:02

Oh my, these new measures are sure to cause... pandemonium.


(Yes, this post is infected.)

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Rucklo
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 07:20:45

At 4/1/20 05:11 AM, Crink wrote: i think i should be ok for the next hour


Damn horder, you're making the rest of us doomed. DOOOOOMED!

Wakka wakka

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DieterTheuns
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 07:20:58

I don't feel so good :(

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SirLenward
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 07:53:11

Ewww, I'm coming back when the site's not icky with germs

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matt-likes-swords
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 08:12:04

It's okay guys, we can cure the virus with Alex Jones' new toothpaste.

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LegolaSS
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 08:17:42

Just like in real life... someone brought all the toilet paper

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Luwano
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 08:20:38

Stay safe everyone. And don‘t get too close to me.

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TurkeyOnAStick
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 08:26:11

At 4/1/20 08:20 AM, Luwano wrote: Stay safe everyone. And don‘t get too close to me.

*wipes soiled toilet paper on Luwano’s back*

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Minifest696
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 08:31:48

At 4/1/20 08:26 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:
At 4/1/20 08:20 AM, Luwano wrote: Stay safe everyone. And don‘t get too close to me.
*wipes soiled toilet paper on Luwano’s back*


Gross!

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Lochie
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 08:32:38

I'll be fine.

asdfg

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crink
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Response to Postal Distancing 2020-04-01 08:35:51

At 4/1/20 07:20 AM, Rucklo wrote:
At 4/1/20 05:11 AM, Crink wrote: i think i should be ok for the next hour
Damn horder, you're making the rest of us doomed. DOOOOOMED!


_coughs_

hey

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