At 4/1/20 12:36 AM, Zymbot wrote:At 4/1/20 12:35 AM, Oddlem wrote: stay away from my square!!!!!You can't spare one square?
no my post!!!! you can have all my toilet paper cause I'm trying to collect all my smegma in a jar rn
At 4/1/20 12:39 AM, dogl wrote:At 4/1/20 12:34 AM, Wandaboy wrote: tom you cant lick your fingersbro we be livin
not the finger lickin good lifestyle we all wanted
It ain't easy being greenie.
Also, this prank is gonna look weird out of context in a few years.
I really don't know what to put on here.
hey everyone this is a hard time for all so if anyone needs a comfort hug I'm here
totally safe
promise
I'd know if I was infected
I'll probably read this in ten minutes and facepalm. - RageVI
Putting the "pro" in procrastination since 2000.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with complaining
Finally I can either hoard or go out in the first wave.
Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.
Running Low on supplies, and sold out as usual. Whelp, going to die Horribly now.
why did you have to **** me tom? didn't even by dinner first, just straight ****ed me
Yes!!! I bought up all the supplies on the hour so I will be safe in my nuclear bunker !!!!!! HOLD ON A SECOND!!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????
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DAMMIT TOM, I USED UP ALL MY TP IN FIVE MINUTES, FOUR ROLLS IS NOT ENOUGH FOR FULL BODY ARMOR!
I need a tanning bed, a 3D life to keep me from the cold.
DON'T TOUCH ME OR I MA GRAB MY FUCKING FLAMETHROWER ON YOU
I'm just a text who keep chilling around.
Just a bit more and I'll be safe.
Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
Hey Tom you ran out of toilet paper and hand sanitizer to sell, can you bum me some
At 4/1/20 02:05 AM, snailpirate wrote: Hey Tom you ran out of toilet paper and hand sanitizer to sell, can you bum me some
I'M INFECTED NOOOO. EVERYONE STOP HOARDING THE GOODS
Hmmm... this is clearly all just another April Fools joke, no big deal. COVID 19 is what's the problem though.
Judge my music taste! || Add me on Steam || Letterboxd
The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace
I should be fine. We Jews are usually immune from the plagues!
At 4/1/20 12:00 AM, TomFulp wrote: Heads up everyone, we had some unexpected downtime yesterday and now my account appears to have been infected with a virus. To exercise caution, we’ve taken a few steps to safeguard forum users:
New supplies of hand sanitizer and toilet paper will be available every hour, on the hour. Please only take what you need; other users will be needing those supplies as well.
Be sure to apply hand sanitizer before engaging with a post, or else you may find yourself infected. It won’t always be clear when a post is infected; symptoms don’t appear immediately.
Our hope is this infection will clear up without spreading to others. Stay safe everyone! With good hygiene and postal distancing, we should be able to get through this within 24 hours.
Y'know, now that you mention it, I think today is a good a time as any to interact with every post on the site! Instead of distancing!
Have a nice day!
Guys, according to this article, It's time to buy stocks in Corona Beer. I don't know about you guys, but this sounds hella promising. I'm gonna invest my entire savings into a sure thing and I'll get back to you. Guys, we're gonna be rich. We may be quarantined, but damn it, we might as well get into the Corona game.
さあ時の扉を開けて行こうよ
My God, Tom, you're a real hero! What would we do without you? Godspeed and good luck in fighting this virus. I'll apply hand sanitizer after typing this reply, yes I will! I think that you should perhaps make sure to show these precautions more obviously on the rest of the site, too. One could easily remain uninformed and catch this virus!
Edit: Oh lord! The sanitizer didn't work!
Tell my wife and children... I wish they were real....
At 4/1/20 02:11 AM, Redmage4 wrote: Hmmm... this is clearly all just another April Fools joke, no big deal. COVID 19 is what's the problem though.
Oh really? I'll go out then!
Proceeds to cough profusely on men, women and children as well as old people.
