It's time to get pissed off.
At 4/1/20 05:01 PM, Zymbot wrote: Ha! I got some TP and HS!
You bastards didn't get the drop on me this time! I was watching the clock like a hawk!
I didn't get any TP.
At 4/1/20 04:38 PM, ornery wrote:At 4/1/20 04:36 PM, Malachy wrote: turns out the lube we used in the gay ball pit was contaminated!Well fuck, and here i was thinking that shit was sterile. Way to go Mal, I told you that dollar store lube wasnt a good idea, but nooooo you were all "but the economy!"
At 4/1/20 05:36 PM, Viktor wrote: tbh i want the rona
don't think you have a choice, pal
Wakka wakka
At 4/1/20 04:08 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Why could I only buy a handful of items this past hour. I literally started at the stroke of 2.
I NEED MOAR!
I did too and it said sold out on the hour exactly.
I think they're rationing us!
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At 4/1/20 03:59 PM, Evark wrote: Nothing about the effects of moderating the BBS?! We put our HeALTH on the line every day moderating this BBS, but it's not even sanitized on a regular basis? What is NG management doing to contain this scourge to protect its hardworking moderators and we can resume the debauchery of the Mod Forums unabated?
I know he's giving you guys the face masks, don't lie
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
the flu has evolved, and it's taking over the network!
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i have 150 cubic feet of space in my car
time to fill it up with $1,000 worth of sanitzer and tp
At 4/1/20 06:13 PM, TankEngine wrote: i have 150 cubic feet of space in my car
time to fill it up with $1,000 worth of sanitzer and tp
thats a lot of tp, lets do a little more
None
At 4/1/20 07:50 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeettttt
I got you covered... for a price.
an autistic (/srs) loser with anxiety and a thirst for fictional characters
*Gasp* ... *Gasp* ...it's too late...I'm already infected...
Is this enough? I don't think I have enough. I may have to buy more for safety reasons.
At 4/1/20 09:54 PM, midgetsausage wrote: ah shit i'm almost running out of hand sanitizer
For the low low price of $99.99, I can hook you up.
I lathered up and my butt is clean, I'm hoping I'm safe. But for how long do I need to wipe for!?
I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
At 4/1/20 07:50 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeettttt
ur fucked mate
Tom best stay away from that baby he has on its way, not just postal distancing but digital distancing as well!
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As the day comes to a close, we have some stats to announce:
As of now, 407 people were infected. That was about 21% of everyone that looked at the bbs today.
People have bought a total of 12,000 bottles of hand sanitizer and 12,000 rolls of TP. Over 600 bbs users were left without access to these supplies due to hoarders.
Here are some snapshots of who you can turn your rage towards:
I hope you are all very ashamed of yourselves.
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