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Hagfish

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Hagfish 2017-09-27 17:04:09


Fucking disgusting creatures.

Hagfish


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Response to Hagfish 2017-09-27 19:47:21 (edited 2017-09-27 19:48:02)


Oh wow, they look beautiful!

Response to Hagfish 2017-09-27 19:52:31


At 9/27/17 05:04 PM, sargos97 wrote: Fucking disgusting creatures.

Yo that's some spiderman jizz you can't fool me


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Response to Hagfish 2017-09-27 20:15:16


At 9/27/17 07:47 PM, Methulz wrote: Oh wow, they look beautiful!

If you're into eldritch abominations then yeah, real cutie pie that one.


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Response to Hagfish 2017-09-27 22:08:39


At 9/27/17 09:49 PM, MPPlantOfficial wrote: I hope your penis turns into a Hagfish/Lamprey

It'd be an improvement.


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Response to Hagfish 2017-09-28 06:11:37


At 9/28/17 03:56 AM, Thor wrote: what in the name of fuck

Do not use Fuck's name in vain.


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Response to Hagfish 2017-09-28 07:01:39


At 9/28/17 06:11 AM, sargos97 wrote:
At 9/28/17 03:56 AM, Thor wrote: what in the name of fuck
Do not use Fuck's name in vain.

May the Fuck be with you my brother.


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Response to Hagfish 2017-09-28 09:43:31


LOL looks like sticky cum!

Response to Hagfish 2017-09-28 20:09:08


At 9/28/17 05:40 PM, RightTime wrote: Hagfish Explode on Highway After Bizarre Traffic Accident They're considered a delicacy in South Korea.

Either that or they got attacked by a giant snail. Holy shit that's smelly looking.


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Response to Hagfish 2017-09-29 03:36:56


Outlasted the placoderms in any case.

Response to Hagfish 2017-10-06 08:16:46


At 10/2/17 07:35 AM, RightTime wrote:

Imagine explaining that to your car insurance company.

It'd be a sticky situation.


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Response to Hagfish 2017-10-06 20:08:17


Apart from the "great blowjob with two tongues for your cock and four rubbery tentacles for your balls" thing, the hagfish is better left were it likes to live.

It's all a matter of perspective, really. Some people -- mostly living in India -- find it incomprehensible to eat a cow.

Where I find it incomprehensible to eat a hagfish. Or an eel. Or snails.

Or anything that looks more like mucous than steak.


Threads to remember: Dickneck, Penicorns, SirTom93's School Incident, and EyeLovePoozy's thread about his job.

Response to Hagfish 2017-10-08 20:01:48


At 10/8/17 06:47 PM, RightTime wrote:
At 10/6/17 08:08 PM, rottenray wrote:
Where I find it incomprehensible to eat a hagfish. Or an eel. Or snails.
You should really try some eel. It tastes a whole lot better than it looks and when its chopped into pieces it really doesn't look much different from many other types of fish. Anyway, the Hagfish Is the Slimy Sea Creature of Your Nightmares. You know when that is the title the Smithsonian institute chooses that they're serious.

I didn't realize that I have nightmares, but I guess I'll trust Smithsonian. I am subscribed to their magazine...

Response to Hagfish 2017-10-09 06:53:14


At 10/8/17 06:47 PM, RightTime wrote:

Anyway, the Hagfish Is the Slimy Sea Creature of Your Nightmares. You know when that is the title the Smithsonian institute chooses that they're serious.

Makes sense, they probably hang out with Dagon all day.


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Response to Hagfish 2017-10-09 08:03:37


At 9/28/17 07:01 AM, SevenSeize wrote: May the Fuck be with you my brother.

This thread is non-stop roflcopter. Thank frend.

On another note, that hagfish explosion looks like an Allegra commercial gone wrong.


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