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Insult The Person Above You!

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-03 05:25:55


At 8/2/19 10:53 PM, somespammer224 wrote: I'm not sure whether I should be impressed or saddened that this thread is still alive. What the hell else are you fuckers gonna do, I suppose.

Special thanks to resident dumbass DamnedByFate, btw; for single-handedly. painstakingly reviving this mess of a thread every time it tries to kill itself.


SEE WHAT A MONSTER YOU'VE CREATED!


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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-14 13:17:44


At 8/13/19 05:06 PM, Dootz wrote: You fuckin dickmonkey


What are you, in 5th grade? Come on now.


Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-14 13:26:03


At 8/14/19 01:17 PM, solitonmedic wrote:
What are you, in 5th grade? Come on now.


Come On, Medic

Woah I swear (what he means)

At this moment, you are Soliton

You in that dress, my thoughts I confess

Verge on dirty

Ah, come on, Medic


Toolaroola toolaroola-laaaaame


(Is he in 5th Grade, is that the best you got?)


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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-14 18:14:34


At 8/14/19 04:18 PM, f1shster wrote:
At 8/14/19 03:01 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/14/19 01:17 PM, solitonmedic wrote:
At 8/13/19 05:06 PM, Dootz wrote: You fuckin dickmonkey
What are you, in 5th grade? Come on now.
Just shut up, you bag of crushed assholes.
You were supposed to insult the person above you, not above me, you artificial cunt.


I’m so popular today.


Unlike you guys.

Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-15 20:14:16


At 8/14/19 08:34 PM, f1shster wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:31 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:29 PM, f1shster wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:28 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:25 PM, f1shster wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:20 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:05 PM, f1shster wrote:
Then what fucking brand are you, Fuckshit? The guys that made the InstantDeathPhone 5 and the NutKickPad 2?
What's with the interrogation, Officer Fuckmeat? I want a goddamn lawyer right fucking now!
Here, take your fucking lawyer.
He looks like a judge. How the fuck do you not know the difference between a judge and a lawyer?
And where was the insult? You're losing your damn mind!
The insult is that you hired a judge instead of a lawyer.
You almost saved yourself. But from the URL I can tell that all you did was image search for a lawyer image. You find that and link it smh
fuck


You smell bad and your mother dresses you funny.


"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-15 21:19:02


At 8/15/19 09:15 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 08:45 PM, JosephStarr wrote:
At 8/15/19 08:23 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 08:14 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:34 PM, f1shster wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:31 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:29 PM, f1shster wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:28 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:25 PM, f1shster wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:20 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:05 PM, f1shster wrote:
Then what fucking brand are you, Fuckshit? The guys that made the InstantDeathPhone 5 and the NutKickPad 2?

What's with the interrogation, Officer Fuckmeat? I want a goddamn lawyer right fucking now!
Here, take your fucking lawyer.
He looks like a judge. How the fuck do you not know the difference between a judge and a lawyer?
And where was the insult? You're losing your damn mind!
The insult is that you hired a judge instead of a lawyer.
You almost saved yourself. But from the URL I can tell that all you did was image search for a lawyer image. You find that and link it smh
fuck
You smell bad and your mother dresses you funny.
Well, you smell like a whorehouse's outhouse.
Oh, you shallow minded children...how I envy the simplicity of your squabbles.
To be able to invoke such emotion and vitriol through simple words and mannerisms.

Life would be so much simpler if I could confront the unknown with brutish insults, if I could release my anger with childish name-calling. My mind would surely gain true efficiency if I could stop overthinking my emotions.

I envy your simplicity. Your true human nature, unspoiled by the burden of false intellectualism.
That was just... so extra.


You’re profile pic looks like it could be in the movie sausage party


You got dat?

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-15 21:21:56


At 8/15/19 09:19 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:19 PM, FelixZophar wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:15 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 08:45 PM, JosephStarr wrote:
At 8/15/19 08:23 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 08:14 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:34 PM, f1shster wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:31 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:29 PM, f1shster wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:28 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:25 PM, f1shster wrote: At 8/14/19 08:20 PM, Dootz wrote: At 8/14/19 08:05 PM, f1shster wrote:
Then what fucking brand are you, Fuckshit? The guys that made the InstantDeathPhone 5 and the NutKickPad 2?

What's with the interrogation, Officer Fuckmeat? I want a goddamn lawyer right fucking now!

Here, take your fucking lawyer.

He looks like a judge. How the fuck do you not know the difference between a judge and a lawyer?
And where was the insult? You're losing your damn mind!
The insult is that you hired a judge instead of a lawyer.
You almost saved yourself. But from the URL I can tell that all you did was image search for a lawyer image. You find that and link it smh
fuck
You smell bad and your mother dresses you funny.
Well, you smell like a whorehouse's outhouse.
Oh, you shallow minded children...how I envy the simplicity of your squabbles.
To be able to invoke such emotion and vitriol through simple words and mannerisms.

Life would be so much simpler if I could confront the unknown with brutish insults, if I could release my anger with childish name-calling. My mind would surely gain true efficiency if I could stop overthinking my emotions.

I envy your simplicity. Your true human nature, unspoiled by the burden of false intellectualism.
That was just... so extra.
You’re profile pic looks like it could be in the movie sausage party
Your whole life is a sausage party.


I’m too young for that. Plus I’m straight.


You got dat?

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-15 21:28:08


At 8/15/19 09:25 PM, JosephStarr wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:23 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:21 PM, FelixZophar wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:19 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:19 PM, FelixZophar wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:15 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 08:45 PM, JosephStarr wrote:
At 8/15/19 08:23 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 08:14 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:34 PM, f1shster wrote:
At 8/14/19 08:31 PM, Dootz wrote: At 8/14/19 08:29 PM, f1shster wrote: At 8/14/19 08:28 PM, Dootz wrote: At 8/14/19 08:25 PM, f1shster wrote: At 8/14/19 08:20 PM, Dootz wrote: At 8/14/19 08:05 PM, f1shster wrote:
Then what fucking brand are you, Fuckshit? The guys that made the InstantDeathPhone 5 and the NutKickPad 2?

What's with the interrogation, Officer Fuckmeat? I want a goddamn lawyer right fucking now!

Here, take your fucking lawyer.

He looks like a judge. How the fuck do you not know the difference between a judge and a lawyer?
And where was the insult? You're losing your damn mind!

The insult is that you hired a judge instead of a lawyer.

You almost saved yourself. But from the URL I can tell that all you did was image search for a lawyer image. You find that and link it smh

fuck
You smell bad and your mother dresses you funny.
Well, you smell like a whorehouse's outhouse.
Oh, you shallow minded children...how I envy the simplicity of your squabbles.
To be able to invoke such emotion and vitriol through simple words and mannerisms.

Life would be so much simpler if I could confront the unknown with brutish insults, if I could release my anger with childish name-calling. My mind would surely gain true efficiency if I could stop overthinking my emotions.

I envy your simplicity. Your true human nature, unspoiled by the burden of false intellectualism.
That was just... so extra.
You’re profile pic looks like it could be in the movie sausage party
Your whole life is a sausage party.
I’m too young for that. Plus I’m straight.
You're fucking up. Where's the insult? You were supposed to insult me. How could you leave me hanging like that? You bumblefuck!
I'm seriously going to smack both of you.
And then myself for getting linked into the chain.


The chain that you have carried just as Jacob Marley did. You will soon suffer the same fate.


You got dat?

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-15 21:29:00


At 8/15/19 09:27 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:25 PM, JosephStarr wrote:
I'm seriously going to smack both of you.
And then myself for getting linked into the chain.
Oh, just shut up and insult me like you're supposed to be doing.
And this arrived for you:


Driven by you.


You got dat?

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-15 21:31:40


At 8/15/19 09:30 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:29 PM, FelixZophar wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:27 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:25 PM, JosephStarr wrote:
I'm seriously going to smack both of you.
And then myself for getting linked into the chain.
Oh, just shut up and insult me like you're supposed to be doing.
And this arrived for you:
Driven by you.
Damn right I'm driving it! "Serving whining bitches since 1812"
I believe that you qualify for a ride.


A ride that will kill you


You got dat?

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-15 21:32:12


At 8/15/19 09:31 PM, f1shster wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:30 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:29 PM, FelixZophar wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:27 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:25 PM, JosephStarr wrote:
I'm seriously going to smack both of you.
And then myself for getting linked into the chain.
Oh, just shut up and insult me like you're supposed to be doing.
And this arrived for you:
Driven by you.
Damn right I'm driving it! "Serving whining bitches since 1812"
I believe that you qualify for a ride.
I bet you drive it just like in GTA.


Oh sh—


You got dat?

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-15 21:34:07


At 8/15/19 09:32 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:31 PM, FelixZophar wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:30 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:29 PM, FelixZophar wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:27 PM, Dootz wrote:
At 8/15/19 09:25 PM, JosephStarr wrote:
I'm seriously going to smack both of you.
And then myself for getting linked into the chain.
Oh, just shut up and insult me like you're supposed to be doing.
And this arrived for you:
Driven by you.
Damn right I'm driving it! "Serving whining bitches since 1812"
I believe that you qualify for a ride.
A ride that will kill you
That's not an insult, that's a threat. Cool your tits, McGee.


It’s neither


You got dat?

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-15 22:47:18


You're so cheap, I bet you won't click my links.

Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-16 09:33:14


At 8/15/19 10:47 PM, solitonmedic wrote: You're so cheap, I bet you won't click my links.


You're such a link slut, I bet you orgasm whenever someone clicks your links.

Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-08-18 07:11:53


At 8/16/19 09:33 AM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 8/15/19 10:47 PM, solitonmedic wrote: You're so cheap, I bet you won't click my links.
You're such a link slut, I bet you orgasm whenever someone clicks your links.


With that kissing emote on all your posts, what kind of slut are you?


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-05 13:16:14


At 8/18/19 07:11 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 8/16/19 09:33 AM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 8/15/19 10:47 PM, solitonmedic wrote: You're so cheap, I bet you won't click my links.
You're such a link slut, I bet you orgasm whenever someone clicks your links.
With that kissing emote on all your posts, what kind of slut are you?


Ok and who are you are again?

Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-05 13:55:06


At 9/5/19 01:16 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 8/18/19 07:11 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 8/16/19 09:33 AM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 8/15/19 10:47 PM, solitonmedic wrote: You're so cheap, I bet you won't click my links.
You're such a link slut, I bet you orgasm whenever someone clicks your links.
With that kissing emote on all your posts, what kind of slut are you?
Ok and who are you are again?


Villain, I have done thy mother.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-06 14:43:41


At 9/5/19 01:55 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 9/5/19 01:16 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 8/18/19 07:11 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 8/16/19 09:33 AM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 8/15/19 10:47 PM, solitonmedic wrote: You're so cheap, I bet you won't click my links.
You're such a link slut, I bet you orgasm whenever someone clicks your links.
With that kissing emote on all your posts, what kind of slut are you?
Ok and who are you are again?
Villain, I have done thy mother.


You automated bolt-brains! You let that blasted blue beast escape! Brainless buffoons! Don't just stand there, Get that HEDGEHOG!

Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-07 02:58:15


At 9/6/19 10:29 PM, JosephStarr wrote:
At 9/6/19 02:43 PM, SkumoMcbee wrote:
At 9/5/19 01:55 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 9/5/19 01:16 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 8/18/19 07:11 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 8/16/19 09:33 AM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 8/15/19 10:47 PM, solitonmedic wrote: You're so cheap, I bet you won't click my links.
You're such a link slut, I bet you orgasm whenever someone clicks your links.
With that kissing emote on all your posts, what kind of slut are you?
Ok and who are you are again?
Villain, I have done thy mother.
You automated bolt-brains! You let that blasted blue beast escape! Brainless buffoons! Don't just stand there, Get that HEDGEHOG!
You seem like the kind of person that would go to the zoo just to virgin shame the pandas.


You seem like a Crooked Politician.


"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-07 03:43:07


At 9/7/19 02:58 AM, Belthagor wrote: You seem like a Crooked Politician.


You like chess. YOU...are indeed...a nerdgeek.


Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-07 05:50:17


At 9/7/19 03:43 AM, Dreamcoat wrote:
At 9/7/19 02:58 AM, Belthagor wrote: You seem like a Crooked Politician.
You like chess. YOU...are indeed...a nerdgeek.


You're just jealous you lack the brain capacity for chess.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-07 05:57:57


At 9/7/19 05:50 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 9/7/19 03:43 AM, Dreamcoat wrote:
At 9/7/19 02:58 AM, Belthagor wrote: You seem like a Crooked Politician.
You like chess. YOU...are indeed...a nerdgeek.
You're just jealous you lack the brain capacity for chess.


I bet DamnedByFate here is just a chess poser- I bet I could beat him without ever moving my King.


-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-07 22:10:30


At 9/7/19 05:57 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 9/7/19 05:50 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 9/7/19 03:43 AM, Dreamcoat wrote:
At 9/7/19 02:58 AM, Belthagor wrote: You seem like a Crooked Politician.
You like chess. YOU...are indeed...a nerdgeek.
You're just jealous you lack the brain capacity for chess.
I bet DamnedByFate here is just a chess poser- I bet I could beat him without ever moving my King.


I guarantee your King is not as big as my King.


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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-07 23:05:28


you're probably a really nice person and i respect you for posting your opinions on here and hope you have a good day



lol

Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-08 05:41:54


At 9/7/19 11:05 PM, willemjoseph wrote: you're probably a really nice person and i respect you for posting your opinions on here and hope you have a good day


You are a wimp.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-08 10:58:22


At 9/8/19 05:41 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 9/7/19 11:05 PM, willemjoseph wrote: you're probably a really nice person and i respect you for posting your opinions on here and hope you have a good day
You are a wimp.


You are a gimp!

Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-08 16:09:45


At 9/8/19 03:45 PM, FreedomMagnum wrote: Pingus!


Figgy fag


You got dat?

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-08 18:58:24


At 9/8/19 04:09 PM, FelixZophar wrote:
At 9/8/19 03:45 PM, FreedomMagnum wrote: Pingus!
Figgy fag


stinky homophobe smh


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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-08 19:02:36


At 9/8/19 06:58 PM, HBaguette wrote:
At 9/8/19 04:09 PM, FelixZophar wrote:
At 9/8/19 03:45 PM, FreedomMagnum wrote: Pingus!
Figgy fag
stinky homophobe smh


You’re looking in a mirror sweetheart.


You got dat?

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Response to Insult The Person Above You! 2019-09-09 06:19:22


At 9/8/19 10:27 PM, FreedomMagnum wrote: Johnson


Boris.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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