At 7/7/13 10:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish to kill the next guy who wishes for infinite wishes, as that wish appears really way too often.

Granted. There's always a next one. Eventually killing stops being fun.

I wish to take the role of the Doctor when Matt Smith leave this year and be so good at it the viewers don't know I'm American.

At 7/7/13 11:58 AM, stafffighter wrote: I wish to take the role of the Doctor when Matt Smith leave this year and be so good at it the viewers don't know I'm American.

Granted, but the viewers think that you're an animal.

I wish to have infinite amount of rum and epic sport car.

At 7/7/13 12:39 PM, Dawcio510 wrote:

At 7/7/13 11:58 AM, stafffighter wrote: I wish to take the role of the Doctor when Matt Smith leave this year and be so good at it the viewers don't know I'm American.

Granted, but the viewers think that you're an animal.

I wish to have infinite amount of rum and epic sport car.

Granted. You drive when you're drunk, you crash and die.

I wish I won't crash and die.

At 7/7/13 12:57 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/7/13 12:39 PM, Dawcio510 wrote:

At 7/7/13 11:58 AM, stafffighter wrote: I wish to take the role of the Doctor when Matt Smith leave this year and be so good at it the viewers don't know I'm American.

Granted, but the viewers think that you're an animal.

I wish to have infinite amount of rum and epic sport car.

Granted. You drive when you're drunk, you crash and die.

I wish I won't crash and die.

Granted, but you fall down into a hole and die.

I WISH FOR NON EXISTING WORLD! World of derp.

At 7/7/13 01:05 PM, Dawcio510 wrote: I WISH FOR NON EXISTING WORLD! World of derp.

Granted, but you stop existing as well.

I wish Tom posted in this thread.

At 7/7/13 01:47 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/7/13 01:39 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/7/13 01:05 PM, Dawcio510 wrote: I WISH FOR NON EXISTING WORLD! World of derp.

Granted, but you stop existing as well.

I wish Tom posted in this thread.

Granted, but he posted in this thread just to say "FUCK YOU!" to you.

I wish for peace.

You get peace by killing your family because they argue all the time.

I wish for a hot girl with no penis and big tits.

At 7/7/13 02:26 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/7/13 02:17 PM, somespammer224 wrote:

At 7/7/13 01:47 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/7/13 01:39 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/7/13 01:05 PM, Dawcio510 wrote: I WISH FOR NON EXISTING WORLD! World of derp.

Granted, but you stop existing as well.

I wish Tom posted in this thread.

Granted, but he posted in this thread just to say "FUCK YOU!" to you.

I wish for peace.

You get peace by killing your family because they argue all the time.

I wish for a hot girl with no penis and big tits.

Granted, but her vagina was damaged in an accident and can't be used anymore and also she's a lesbian.

I wish someone can give me something.

Oh I hate you, You son of a...nevermind, anyways. Back to the thread.

You get a used condom.

I wish that my girlfriend never had periods.

At 7/7/13 02:38 PM, somespammer224 wrote: I wish that my girlfriend never had periods.

Girls do not have dicks, and you never stop having "periods" from the ass, sorry!

At 7/7/13 02:38 PM, somespammer224 wrote:

I wish that my girlfriend never had periods.

she becomes a 70 year old menopausic woman

wish to see a naked travesty

At 7/7/13 05:08 PM, kakalxlax wrote:
wish to see a naked travesty

Granted, you get to see old Nazi documented concentration camp photos. Every jew pictured is naked and skeletal looking.

I wish every person who denied the holocaust ever happened wind up in concentration camps themselves.

At 7/7/13 09:06 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/7/13 08:44 PM, Phobotech wrote: Granted, you get to see old Nazi documented concentration camp photos. Every jew pictured is naked and skeletal looking.

I wish every person who denied the holocaust ever happened wind up in concentration camps themselves.

Granted, but they end up in concentration camps where they are treated very well, completely the opposite of the WWII camps.

I wish the person who posts below me would get permanently banned from posting.

granted, but the person who just posted below you is an alt.

I vish that Mother Russia vill rule the entire planet.

At 7/7/13 09:16 PM, xXubernoobXx wrote:
I vish that Mother Russia vill rule the entire planet.

Granted, all food sucks now.

I wish that I could make a tasty, smooth Vodka taste like anything in particular.

At 7/7/13 09:25 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 7/7/13 09:16 PM, xXubernoobXx wrote:
I vish that Mother Russia vill rule the entire planet.

Granted, all food sucks now.

I wish that I could make a tasty, smooth Vodka taste like anything in particular.

Granted, you like it so much you only drink vodka from now on, and soon you die of alcohol abuse.

I wish I could win against a Russian in a drinking match.

At 7/8/13 07:35 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, you like it so much you only drink vodka from now on, and soon you die of alcohol abuse.

I wish I could win against a Russian in a drinking match.

Wish granted, you win but later you die because of too much alcohol in your blood.

I wish to have new big house with epic stuff [LIKE IDK.]

At 7/8/13 09:45 AM, Dawcio510 wrote: I wish to have new big house with epic stuff [LIKE IDK.]

Granted, your new big house is filled with epic stuff, but lacks anything that could be of use.

I wish for a new big house with useful stuff.

At 7/8/13 01:34 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for cake.

Granted, but it's a lie.

I wish I could have thought of some funnier joke.

At 7/8/13 01:54 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/8/13 01:34 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for cake.

Granted, but it's a lie.

I wish I could have thought of some funnier joke.

Granted. But it's the only joke you will ever know how to tell, and it will get shitty after the 3rd time.
I wish that I could be best friends with Wade Fulp.

I wish for a cake that's not a lie.

Granted. The cake is made of shit and old diapers.
I wish that I could have a full set of Newgrounds Staff action figures.

At 7/8/13 02:18 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

I wish for a cake that's not a lie.

Granted. The cake is made of shit and old diapers.
I wish that I could have a full set of Newgrounds Staff action figures.

Granted, but they are made out of dried shit and old diapers.

I wish to have all the fish I could eat.

At 7/8/13 02:55 PM, 4ChanKitty wrote: Granted, but they are made out of dried shit and old diapers.

I wish to have all the fish I could eat.

Granted, they eat you first before you got to eat them.

I wish for universal honesty. No one can tell a lie.

At 7/8/13 05:27 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 7/8/13 02:55 PM, 4ChanKitty wrote: Granted, but they are made out of dried shit and old diapers.

I wish to have all the fish I could eat.

Granted, they eat you first before you got to eat them.

I wish for universal honesty. No one can tell a lie.

Granted. But then nobody can handle the truth very well, and everybody starts to hate each other for their honesty.

I wish Tallahassee could find a Twinkie in the zombie apocalypse

At 7/9/13 04:39 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote:
I wish Tallahassee could find a Twinkie in the zombie apocalypse

Granted, but trillions die in the zombie apocalypse.

I hope you're happy.

I wish diabetes was curable.

At 7/9/13 04:56 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 7/9/13 04:39 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote:
I wish Tallahassee could find a Twinkie in the zombie apocalypse

Granted, but trillions die in the zombie apocalypse.

I hope you're happy.

I wish diabetes was curable.

Granted, they'll find a cure for it after you die.

I wish I was less sadistic.

At 7/9/13 08:55 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I was less sadistic.

Granted, you meet a wonderful lady who manipulates you into becoming a pussy.

I wish I could get back to work on that webcomic in "What do you enjoy on your sundae"

...in fact, fuck this...300 posts to go until my next landmark. I'm going to make it count.

At 7/9/13 02:03 PM, Phobotech wrote: .

I wish I could get back to work on that webcomic in "What do you enjoy on your sundae"

...

granted. It becomes so popular that merchendise and convention apprences become your primary income. Then one day Darthdenim shows up at a convention and says to your face that it's not a real job and when your fans beat him to death his blood gets all over your merchendise!

I wish to play d&d with Vin Diesel.

At 7/9/13 05:07 PM, stafffighter wrote:
granted. It becomes so popular that merchendise and convention apprences become your primary income. Then one day Darthdenim shows up at a convention and says to your face that it's not a real job and when your fans beat him to death his blood gets all over your merchendise!

I wish to play d&d with Vin Diesel.

Wish granted but It crashes all the time

I wish There was VVVVVV Song "Potential for Anything" in Megaman 8 Bit Deathmatch when playing in "Spaced Out" map

At 7/9/13 05:27 PM, chirag01 wrote:

At 7/9/13 05:07 PM, stafffighter wrote:


I wish to play d&d with Vin Diesel.

Wish granted but It crashes all the time

I was thinking table top but I didn't specify so, well played.

I wish There was VVVVVV Song "Potential for Anything" in Megaman 8 Bit Deathmatch when playing in "Spaced Out" map

Granted, but the music licencing fee drives the price up so that so many people pirate the game that the developers abandon it until it glitches into unplayable hell.

I wish for the following TABLETOP game of D&D to happen. Me, VIn Diesel, Rick Burlew (writes order of the stick), Spoony, Bender and Felicia Day

At 7/9/13 05:38 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I wish for the following TABLETOP game of D&D to happen. Me, VIn Diesel, Rick Burlew (writes order of the stick), Spoony, Bender and Felicia Day

they start fighting about which of them will bang felicia, and during the commotion, someone throws a figurine to your eye and you die. no one bangs felicia and they decide to take turns on your corpse instead

At 7/9/13 05:43 PM, kakalxlax wrote: suff

forgot to way mine

to have sex with an elf without sexual diseases

At 7/9/13 05:45 PM, kakalxlax wrote: to have sex with an elf without sexual diseases

Granted, you made love to a keebler elf. He's not that good. He feed you bunch of cookies before, during, and after the one nighter. It left your stomach in pain, and you waist a few inches bigger. Worst of all, you won't stop calling you and telling all his friends.

I wish to have good book to read.