At 6/14/13 04:41 PM, Hydex3 wrote:At 6/14/13 04:29 PM, alternativesolution wrote:Granted, but you will not be good at any of them.
I wish for all the skills
I wish for a city where no one dies.
Granted, but it becomes overpopulated and the conditions soon equate to hell
I wish to never need to relocate to a huge city (think: NY) to find my dream job
At 6/14/13 04:55 PM, alternativesolution wrote:
I wish to never need to relocate to a huge city (think: NY) to find my dream job
Granted, but wherever you move that is not a city will be hit by a cataclysm 5 days after you move there.
I wish for a little bit of pure oxygen.
(Just a little)
At 6/14/13 04:24 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for everything.
Granted, but among "everything", there is death as well.
At 6/14/13 06:17 PM, Revo357912 wrote: I wish for a little bit of pure oxygen.
(Just a little)
Granted, but it's enough to cause an explosion and fry you.
I wish I could still watch my chemistry teacher's flaming fails. (Sadly, he's retired)
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 6/15/13 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could still watch my chemistry teacher's flaming fails. (Sadly, he's retired)
You fall in love with her and watch her suffer.
You find the true love of your life.
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
At 6/15/13 10:49 AM, Ericho wrote:At 6/15/13 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could still watch my chemistry teacher's flaming fails. (Sadly, he's retired)You fall in love with her and watch her suffer.
I just said that HE had retired. Learn to read damnit.
You find the true love of your life.
Granted, but I'll kill her.
I wish you could phrase your wishes just like everyone else does.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
At 6/15/13 12:30 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:At 6/15/13 10:49 AM, Ericho wrote:I just said that HE had retired. Learn to read damnit.At 6/15/13 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could still watch my chemistry teacher's flaming fails. (Sadly, he's retired)You fall in love with her and watch her suffer.
Granted, but I'll kill her.
You find the true love of your life.
I wish you could phrase your wishes just like everyone else does.
Granted, but he does it in another language.
I wish for this wish not to be corrupted!
Well you know this signature is useless...
And maybe unoriginal
At 6/19/13 06:48 AM, Marios2 wrote: I wish for this wish not to be corrupted!
Granted, but since you didn't explicitly wish for anything else, it's no use.
I wish (once again) this thread was more active.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 6/19/13 12:40 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish that I can change my level icon picture to whatever I want.
Granted, but you abuse this feature and your account is deleted as punishment.
I wish for a shower.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
At 6/19/13 01:07 PM, infamoss wrote:
I wish for peace of mind.
Granted, but you become so peaceful you end up brain dead and die.
I wish for all the Sour candy in the world.
Wonderful Moments on the BBS:
If a girls nipples are hard they can cause serious injury to the cornea of the eye. --Luis
Titty Sprinkles. I'm out. --exudas
At 6/19/13 01:32 PM, Hydex3 wrote:At 6/19/13 01:07 PM, infamoss wrote:Granted, but you become so peaceful you end up brain dead and die.
I wish for peace of mind.
I wish for all the Sour candy in the world.
Granted, but you completely ruin your teeth eating all of them.
I wish I hadn't just bit my lip.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
At 6/19/13 01:46 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for the same thing as my previous post: god-like powers.
Granted: But your powers are too much for you to handle and you become weak and frail and you die.
I wish no one ever had to be alone.
Wonderful Moments on the BBS:
If a girls nipples are hard they can cause serious injury to the cornea of the eye. --Luis
Titty Sprinkles. I'm out. --exudas
At 6/19/13 02:06 PM, Hydex3 wrote:At 6/19/13 01:46 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for the same thing as my previous post: god-like powers.Granted: But your powers are too much for you to handle and you become weak and frail and you die.
I wish no one ever had to be alone.
Granted, but now people are never alone, and everyone gets sick of each other even more than before
I wish had a few quiet minutes so I can record my instruments in peace
At 6/19/13 08:30 PM, alternativesolution wrote: Granted, but now people are never alone, and everyone gets sick of each other even more than before
I wish had a few quiet minutes so I can record my instruments in peace
Granted, here's your ruler, compass, and scratches of paper.
I wish I could read all the books on my shelf and in my kindle without wasting away behind bedroom doors.
My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.
At 6/19/13 08:33 PM, Tankdown wrote:
I wish I could read all the books on my shelf and in my kindle without wasting away behind bedroom doors.
Granted, your parent's decide to take away your bedroom door.
I wish I had the attention span to reach 5,000 posts.
At 6/19/13 10:10 PM, Psycho666 wrote:
I wish to start a clique.
Granted, but it must meet in the same place as the most backwoods KKK in the deep South.
I wish I could browse the internet with my mind.
At 6/19/13 10:40 PM, thataddkid wrote:At 6/19/13 10:10 PM, Psycho666 wrote:I wish to start a clique.Granted, but it must meet in the same place as the most backwoods KKK in the deep South.
I wish I could browse the internet with my mind.
Granted, but you can't control it, you are forced to suffer centuries of stupid memes, and Facebook garbage.
I wish I could play Dancing mad from FFVI on organ perfectly.
At 6/19/13 11:18 PM, infamoss wrote:At 6/19/13 11:03 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:I wish I could play Dancing mad from FFVI on organ perfectly.Granted, but you'll have to leave the internets and go practice.
I wish for hot gay sex.
Granted, but it's only a dream
I also wish for hot gay sex.
I wish this thread would get locked and never be unlocked for all eternity.
At 6/20/13 11:09 AM, VinnyXY wrote:At 6/20/13 10:58 AM, Mimilop wrote: I wish this thread would get locked and never be unlocked for all eternity.Granted, but another one like this immediately gets made and also reaches over 1000 replies before long.
I wish to know the true nature of reality itself.
Granted but then reality collapses on itself taking everything with it.
I wish that Family guy and all shows like it would get cancelled, stay cancelled and nothing like these shows or world would be created ever again polluting the minds of the youth.
I wish that Family guy and all shows like it would get cancelled, stay cancelled and nothing like these shows or world would be created ever again polluting the minds of the youth.
Granted, but every episode of all those shows are printed in every bodies minds, including yours.
I wish that this wish does get granted.
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
At 6/20/13 02:10 PM, darkjam wrote: I wish that this wish does get granted.
Granted.
I wish that only good could come from my wish.
At 6/20/13 02:22 PM, NeverHundred wrote:At 6/20/13 02:10 PM, darkjam wrote: I wish that this wish does get granted.Granted.
HA! You couldn't corrupt it! You lose and this thread is now pointless thanks to you!
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
At 6/20/13 02:34 PM, darkjam wrote:At 6/20/13 02:22 PM, NeverHundred wrote:HA! You couldn't corrupt it! You lose and this thread is now pointless thanks to you!At 6/20/13 02:10 PM, darkjam wrote: I wish that this wish does get granted.Granted.
...or maybe that was my wish all along.
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
At 6/20/13 02:34 PM, darkjam wrote:At 6/20/13 02:22 PM, NeverHundred wrote:HA! You couldn't corrupt it! You lose and this thread is now pointless thanks to you!At 6/20/13 02:10 PM, darkjam wrote: I wish that this wish does get granted.Granted.
As It can be corrupted and I will do it. Granted, however one second later it becomes undone.
As It can be corrupted and I will do it. Granted, however one second later it becomes undone.
But you didn't do my wish, so it's not corrupted. PARADOX ALERT!
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
At 6/20/13 03:14 PM, darkjam wrote:As It can be corrupted and I will do it. Granted, however one second later it becomes undone.But you didn't do my wish, so it's not corrupted. PARADOX ALERT!
Your wish was that Splashwoman's wish got granted so by in grant her wish your wish was granted as well.
Your wish was that Splashwoman's wish got granted so by in grant her wish your wish was granted as well.
But, she un wished.
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
At 6/20/13 03:26 PM, darkjam wrote:Your wish was that Splashwoman's wish got granted so by in grant her wish your wish was granted as well.But, she un wished.
which was how your wish got corrupted. You wish for splashwoman's wish to come true. However, you never said for how long and in that lies the corruption of the wish.
