At 9/7/14 12:02 AM, Smittytheghost wrote:
I wish for every Black Sabbath album ever released.
Granted. You have every single Black Sabbath album in every format ever made. Metal fans across the world are outraged that their Sabbath material has gone missing, somehow STOLEN from them. MP3's across all devices and storage medias go vanishing...it becomes a tragedy for metal forever ingrained into history and legend, the outcry resounding. So fierce is the sadness and fury from this impossible happening, that people that have never heard Black Sabbath before are now curious...all that remains are covers and scribes of the notes to how the songs of legend go. Ozzy, the spirit of Ronnie James Dio, Tony Iommi, everyone that ever had anything to do with Black Sabbath are either praised as Gods or Shunned as Demons....so there's no real change there, but its just been amplified.
When you are found to possess...EVERYTHING Black Sabbath... the tides of metal come for you. They dance in your blood, and upon your grave, Black Sabbath perform songs devoted to your sorcery. The world celebrates your death, you character vilified and assassinated, you become the most hated man in all of metal.
I wish I was Better and Faster at all of my skills.