Fist her.

UNCLE OZCAR!

I'd go for it, man. Then again, I'm a bit fucked up, but you never know before you try

This thread is hot

At 7/19/12 03:36 PM, Ozcar wrote: This is her...

I feel like doing my move tonight after work >:)

Hellooooooooo nurse!

Go ahead and do it. Oh and you might as well get your sister, mother and aunt out of the way too, fuck it, include all of your female family members.

Check out her internet history. If she's google'd things about cousin sex, then you're golden.

At 7/19/12 03:36 PM, Ozcar wrote: This is her...

I feel like doing my move tonight after work >:)

For the love of god do it.

So... Did you put it in her ass last night?

You sound like George Michael Bluth.

At 7/19/12 09:35 PM, SolidToad wrote: So... Did you put it in her ass last night?

I am ashamed and I feel neglected.

At 7/19/12 01:06 PM, MrRager wrote: you should send discreet sexual messages, like sucking a Popsicle for a long time. Or eating a banana in a whole bite.

I don't think it is physically possible to eat a banana in one bite.

At 7/19/12 05:06 PM, JakeDesuDesu wrote: You caught my attention now. Please continue.

Key word: Autofellatio

;)

Oh, so your cousin is hispanic, I guess?

Latina :3

At 7/19/12 05:30 PM, Razz wrote: Holy shit I miss your posts.

I'd miss Newgrounds <3

Well, here we are...

She's here, cutting her toes nails... And I'm ready >:)

At 7/19/12 03:36 PM, Ozcar wrote: This is her...

I feel like doing my move tonight after work >:)

take a shower get hard on walk out in front of her

At 7/19/12 11:14 PM, Ozcar wrote:
She's here, cutting her toes nails... And I'm ready >:)

I hope everything goes well, and I wish you the best of luck.

At 7/19/12 01:06 PM, MrRager wrote: you should send discreet sexual messages, like sucking a Popsicle for a long time. Or eating a banana in a whole bite.

I'm sure that'll work, in the unlikely case that she's a horny transsexual.

Your cousin looks, well...ugly...at least, I hope, in the photo.

At 7/19/12 11:14 PM, Ozcar wrote: She's here, cutting her toes nails... And I'm ready >:)

8 hours ago

I want a reply from Uncle Ozcar when he comes back online.

At 7/20/12 07:55 AM, Gimmick wrote: I want a reply from Uncle Ozcar when he comes back online.

Long story short: She put me in the friendzone D:<

After I turned off the laptop, I got in her bed (Her bed and my bed are in the same room) while she was fixing her toe nails. We started chit-chatting and she asked for a beer, so I went to the fridge and grabbed a can for her. When I got back, she had her pajamas on (She was wearing pants when I left the room to get her beer) she dran the beer can, I drank a coke can and suddenly we were in her bed hugging each other, her face so close to mine that I could smell her sweet breath... I kissed her on the cheeck, she kissed me back, I kissed her on the nose, she kissed me back...and when I was about to kiss her on the mouth she said: âEUoeOzcar, I love youâEU that was so sweet! My heart was beating hard (aswell as another thing in my pants) she stared me on the eyes and with a little nod I said âEUoeI love you tooâEU but before I could finish, she said âEUoeYou're my best cousin. The person I trust the most, like the brother I never hadâEU

That gave me the creeps... She's 23 years old, but I'm her oldest cousin... I've known her all my life, I taught her how to ride a bike... all was so fast, that when I found out, she was sleeping in my arms... I waited for a couple of minutes more and looking at her face, I moved to my bed, turned on the laptop but I didn't feel like doing nothing...I found myself on loneliness and turned it off...

At 7/20/12 11:50 AM, Ozcar wrote: ...I found myself on loneliness and turned it off...

Hey, we all saw that coming anyways.

At 7/20/12 12:05 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: Lol looks like you failed buddy

Yeah... Failure was an option, and I took it >:/

At 7/20/12 11:50 AM, Ozcar wrote:

At 7/20/12 07:55 AM, Gimmick wrote: I want a reply from Uncle Ozcar when he comes back online.

Long story short: She put me in the friendzone D:<

Was quite obvious even before this post. You said you guys were in her bed talking, and then cuddling.
That's a gay move, fyi.

At 7/19/12 12:44 PM, Ozcar wrote: Oh God she 's awesome... she's cute, a nice girl and we can talk about anything... But she's my cousin god damn!

And since she had a problem with her parents she's been living in my place. These 2 weeks I've been so close to hell and heaven :3

Anybody else getting a sense of deja vu here?

At 7/19/12 03:36 PM, Ozcar wrote: This is her...

2/10 would not bang.

For some reason this thread reminds me of this:

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  Ozcar: A Love Story

  by f0d

  Ozcar reveals his darkest secret to his girlfriend... with terrible results

  Movie

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  (Ages 13+)

At 7/19/12 12:44 PM, Ozcar wrote: Oh God she 's awesome... she's cute, a nice girl and we can talk about anything... But she's my cousin god damn!

And since she had a problem with her parents she's been living in my place. These 2 weeks I've been so close to hell and heaven :3

OK, SO this is a bit of an issue, and believe it or not, wiips36 nailed it, square on the head. There's going to be people that think you are absolutely atrocious for your interest in your cousin, AND there's going to be people that YOU think are absolutely atrocious for their suggestions. Your issue, is that beyond all of the opinions, YOU have to develop your own judgement. Also, (and rather or not any of them will admit it...) there are posters out there that have "beyond platonic" attractions of some kind to near of kin. I'll admit it, I DO, and she is a female cousin, an extremely attractive one at that. Anyone can convince themselves that they KNOW what self-control and inhibition is, but it's up to YOU to prove it to YOURSELF. If you have to release sexual tension by pleasuring yourself to her, THEN DO IT. DO IT as much as you want or AS YOU NEED TO. When it boils down to it, you love your cousin as an inherent responsibility or otherwise, and mixed with the lust that you have for her, [the mix] can be extremely volatile. You are at a point in your relationship where you need, more than anything, to practice restraint. If you can manage to, than you guys can become closer than any sexual partners would ever be. Instead, use your sexual attraction to her as a ballast, a sort of boundry, if you will. Every time you catch yourself having sexual fantasies about her, go about yourself in a private manner, and find somewhere to relieve yourself, even if you're spending time with her. If you expose your feelings about her to her, you could completely obliterate your relationship, ESPECIALLY only if you THINK that you "know" that she has lusty feelings for you, and you really, REALLY don't want that. MORE IMPORTANTLY, DO FOR HER AS YOU WOULD DO FOR YOURSELF. If she tries to make a pass at you, allow her the opportunity to restrain herself, to allow her the same liberty that you would yourself. Speaking as someone who has immense experience on the topic, dude; I wish you the best of luck, really.

At 7/20/12 11:25 PM, reverend wrote: For some reason this thread reminds me of this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/348155

hahahaha XD

Consuela! D:

At 7/21/12 12:19 AM, pinhead-larry wrote: I wish you the best of luck, really.

Thanks man :) I'll keep it in mind...

At 7/20/12 11:50 AM, Ozcar wrote:

At 7/20/12 07:55 AM, Gimmick wrote: I want a reply from Uncle Ozcar when he comes back online.

Long story short: She put me in the friendzone D:<

Unfortunate as hell. I had high hopes for you Ozcar.. She's hot as hell, I would of done the same thing given your circumstances.

Also, does she have an ass?

At 7/21/12 12:32 AM, DarkShadowblade wrote: Unfortunate as hell. I had high hopes for you Ozcar.. She's hot as hell, I would of done the same thing given your circumstances.

I won't give up just yet >:)

Mwahahahhaha!

Also, does she have an ass?

I don't feel like sharing it on Newgrounds XD

At 7/21/12 12:50 AM, 24901miles wrote: Resist.

I'm a young man with a hot girl in my house... It's "harder" than it sounds XD

You should go into Round 2, hopefully the odds will be in your favor.

If you like it, put a dick in it.