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"We need to talk"
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"Oh god, just how pregnant are you?" Yes, even if it's a boyfriend.
"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"
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I'm just a dreamer.
When I say "something has come up." It only means we have to talk about something seriously dealing with our relationship and how it's going or we haven't seen each other much. I could also mean I'm disappointed in you and you did something wrong.
The people that say that in text sounds so pathetic.
I mean I would say it in a cell or telephone, or better yet in front of him.
At 2 minutes ago, Ecstasy wrote: "something has come up."
"we need to talk" ._.
"But how can we talk if my dick's halfway down your throat? I feel like it'd be a one sided conversation, but alright, if you really wanna hear how my day went...."
"Wait, before you start, I just want to say that I'm breaking up with you. Now, what did you have to say?"
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Oh lawdy what have I done to deserve this cruel treatment?
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"lol fuck you."
That's probably what I'd say if I thought she was trying to dump me. Might even thrown in a bitch at the end.
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You can talk from the kitchen, right? Well finish this conversation while you're making me a ham and cheese sandwich.
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At 2 minutes ago, bman200 wrote: You can talk from the kitchen, right? Well finish this conversation while you're making me a ham and cheese sandwich.
You did not just say that.
HEY BOO!!!
I hope it's not about that time I raped your puppy.
At 12 minutes ago, Shade wrote:At 6 minutes ago, Ecstasy wrote:Apparently he did, the quotes right there and everything.At 2 minutes ago, bman200 wrote: You can talk from the kitchen, right? Well finish this conversation while you're making me a ham and cheese sandwich.You did not just say that.
Well I hope a herd of women decapitate his head.
Both of them.
At 3 minutes ago, Ecstasy wrote: Well I hope a herd of women decapitate his head.
Both of them.
Wow, you must really hate sandwiches.
"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"
At 3 minutes ago, Ecstasy wrote:
Well I hope a herd of women decapitate his head.
Both of them.
Comments like this make me wonder how long you have actually been on the internet.
''Haha, yeah, we need to 'talk' alright. Do you want to 'talk' in the kitchen? Last time we 'talked' pretty hard in there ;)''
Fine, break up with me. But now you'll never find out where I buried my treasure
At 2 hours ago, Wegra wrote: Your boyfriend/girlfriend just sent you that text. And we all know that means bad news. Quick now's your chance to make a smartass comeback to hopefully make this breakup less shitty! GO GO GO!
Fuck this just happened to me last saturday...
I fucking love the "you don't say meme"
"Whenever my parents say that we need to talk, it ends up that they really just wanted to hear their own voice, and they're just having me sit down and listen to their ramblings so they don't seem insane by talking to themselves. Luckily, since you have mildly interesting things to talk about and you don't take me for pausing you as a personal insult, I'll be more willing to sit down and pretend to care about whatever random crap you feel the need to tell me about."
At 58 minutes ago, Ecstasy wrote:At 12 minutes ago, Shade wrote:Well I hope a herd of women decapitate his head.At 6 minutes ago, Ecstasy wrote:Apparently he did, the quotes right there and everything.At 2 minutes ago, bman200 wrote: You can talk from the kitchen, right? Well finish this conversation while you're making me a ham and cheese sandwich.You did not just say that.
Both of them.
Bro, chill, I was just being sexist. What's so wrong with that? It's not like there're women on the internet anyway.
Oh wait...
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I was just about to tell you I had something important to say to your face,but I guess I can just say it right here.
I had some girl suck my dick last night, I enjoyed it so much that I'm going to let her do it to me again.
Fine, break up with me. But now you'll never find out where I buried my treasure
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