For those who don't know, it's a 3 line poem. The first line uses 5 syllables, the second 7, and the third 5.
I will now go urinate
Right on your mother's big tits
Then shit on her face
Go forth and write haikus!
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister
Haikus are for babies
Phrozonfire is a stupid butt
Fuck this shit I'm out
Some like the design
Some are quite annoyed with it
I think it's okay
This sig is 100% effective protection from all hexes, curses, evil spirits and bad karma. Guaranteed.
I tried to write one
Could not think of anything
Fuck everything
1, 2, 3, Coffee 4, 5, 8, too late
Oliver likes dicks
But he will not suck Stamper's
That's why he gets banned
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister
At 29 minutes ago, Crink wrote: okay but what's a haiku?
Y'all suck at this shit
Make way, for I am the king
The lord of haiku
A beautiful day
Wretched in it's new glory
Only hearkens death.
Mental Music for Thinkers and Doers
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
You all, idiot nuckas
Fuck you all to hell
I deal in visuals,
Poetry is for stupid emo babies,
I'm not even checking to see if this is right.
I am super smart,
I try not to sound too mean,
But I always fart.
screw this redesign
peoples icons are too gay
five more syllables
I've seen this before
But oh well, I will still post
Umm ... chicken-pot pie.
I shaved my pubes
I shaved them with spoons
I am bad at this
I dislike haikus.
They can suck my fucking balls.
Refrigerator.
Seriously, what's the point in them? It's not even hard to make them.
I don't like Haikus
So this line will be nine syllables
Detective Dipshit.
Is this a haiku?
Why, I'm not really sure here.
"You're doing it wrong."
Veritas est index sui et falsi. (Truth is the criterion of itself and the false.)
Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero. (Sieze the day; trust little in tomorrow.)
Redesign sucks butt
Tom Fulp dude, what in the fuck?
Never coming back
Redesignpost2012
Nagger Faggot Dick
Piss Fuck Ass Nagger Dick Fuck
Shit Shit Anal Fuck
I don't like haikus
They are terrible and don't make sense
They're the shit of poems
At 3 hours ago, phrozonfire wrote: For those who don't know, it's a 3 line poem. The first line uses 5 syllables, the second 7, and the third 5.
I don't think that's all there is to it, and this should probably go into the writing forums.
Here's mine:
Hi you, how are you,
I'm leaving now forever
Hope you don't be sad.
cats are very fluffy
except when they are run over
fuck you mr. whiskers
I am a faggot
My ass is full of semen
Please fuck my gay butt
Whisper in the wind
Knife in hand, slip by unseen
Many backs to choose
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water such a
Sweet surprise, cherry pie
Sherlock Holmes is gay
Watson is pretty gay as well
They probably fuck
A little haiku for when someone makes a thread that already exists
Many of these threads
Have already been opened
Use the search next time
My dick is hugely big
Your penis is incredibly small
I banged your mom hard
I totally made that up in like, ten seconds.
We could light this fire
Between us come with me and touch
My Penis
DERPHERP
It ain't no Ralph tho.
What am I doing
Someone get me out of here
I want my mommy
FUNG CHO CHOI
