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Theres not enough women on here >:(

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We need to do something about this before this place becomes even more of a sausage fest.Anyone have suggestions on how to get them on here?


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 19:38:46


You rang?


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 19:41:06


Option A. We force women to come on here
or
Option B. We all become huge fags and jerk each other off, like everyone else....


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 19:41:09


At 9/13/11 07:38 PM, steph2568 wrote: You rang?

Girls go on the internet? NO WAY!


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 19:45:49


At 9/13/11 07:38 PM, daethdrain wrote: Post more big meaty cocks. I hear women like those.
The rules must be rewritten.

i know! more cock pictures.


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 19:47:04


At 9/13/11 07:36 PM, Wegra wrote: We need to do something about this before this place becomes even more of a sausage fest.Anyone have suggestions on how to get them on here?

You could put up a bunch of yaoi crap on this site.

EW

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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 19:49:01


At 9/13/11 07:48 PM, Addict wrote: You shouldn't whine about this Wegra.

Remember, this is NG.

and ng stands for no girls


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 19:53:05


I don't think girls want to read about boys' masturbating habits topics.


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 19:59:01


We could give half our users a sex change operation. That'll increase the girl count to 3!

Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 20:09:14


I vote we just abandon the idea and turn this place into a total circlejerk. Who's with me?


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 20:14:44


LOL DEFINE WOMAN. (men posing as women or men who became women?) LOL this is newgrounds remember? im just kidding guys :)


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 20:18:07


Found one.

Theres not enough women on here >:(

Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 20:26:49


At 9/13/11 07:53 PM, StarvingGamer wrote: I don't think girls want to read about boys' masturbating habits topics.

I don't think ANYONE does.

Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 20:30:16


Newgrounds - Men
Facebook - Hybrid
Any online game that's girly - Womenz.

So shut up and move to the third place, BIATCH!

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 20:33:17


We need pictures of the men of Resident Evil, mainly Chris and Wesker. Girls flock to see pictures of them because they can't get a real man.

Here, I'm helping to draw females in.

Theres not enough women on here >:(

Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 20:58:53


HOW ABOUT WE MAKE NEWGROUNDS A PAGE ON SOME SITE DEDICATED TO FLOWERS N SANDWITCHES N PERFUME.

That'll do the trick.


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 21:03:38


At 9/13/11 08:58 PM, Suprememessage wrote: HOW ABOUT WE MAKE NEWGROUNDS A PAGE ON SOME SITE DEDICATED TO FLOWERS N SANDWITCHES N PERFUME.

I second all but the sandwiches. Even then, though, women would still not find it suitable here because of all those cock jokes.

Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 21:04:49


At 9/13/11 08:18 PM, sharingankakashi13 wrote: Found one.

Here's another.

Theres not enough women on here >:(

Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 21:06:33


At 9/13/11 09:03 PM, EDylan wrote:
At 9/13/11 08:58 PM, Suprememessage wrote: HOW ABOUT WE MAKE NEWGROUNDS A PAGE ON SOME SITE DEDICATED TO FLOWERS N SANDWITCHES N PERFUME.
I second all but the sandwiches. Even then, though, women would still not find it suitable here because of all those cock jokes.

Maybe they would get turned on by all the cocks, you never know...


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 21:22:11


At 9/13/11 09:06 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 9/13/11 09:03 PM, EDylan wrote:
At 9/13/11 08:58 PM, Suprememessage wrote: HOW ABOUT WE MAKE NEWGROUNDS A PAGE ON SOME SITE DEDICATED TO FLOWERS N SANDWITCHES N PERFUME.
I second all but the sandwiches. Even then, though, women would still not find it suitable here because of all those cock jokes.
Maybe they would get turned on by all the cocks, you never know...

wouldnt we all eventually leave i wanna see the chicks plan for this if we all leave i dont like this cock plan very much


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 21:24:21


The problem is that this site is severely lacking in tampon dispensers and free copies of Eat Pray Love.


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 21:28:47


At 9/13/11 09:24 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: The problem is that this site is severely lacking in tampon dispensers and free copies of Eat Pray Love.

Yeah... We don't even have a woman's restroom.


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 21:38:39


At 9/13/11 07:36 PM, Wegra wrote: We need to do something about this before this place becomes even more of a sausage fest.Anyone have suggestions on how to get them on here?

Women aren't sad enough to use internet forums.

To busy cleaning or getting there back doors smashed in.

Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 21:41:17


Well I'm a woman and this is my opinion:
- Get rid of all the bronies
- Get rid of all the furries
- Get rid of all the idiots
- Get rid of all the assholes

wait...

Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 21:58:26


once again I'm unnoticeable


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 22:00:00


At 9/13/11 08:33 PM, majormario wrote: We need pictures of the men of Resident Evil, mainly Chris and Wesker. Girls flock to see pictures of them because they can't get a real man.

Here, I'm helping to draw females in.

No they like Leon.

Theres not enough women on here >:(

Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 22:04:58


At 9/13/11 08:25 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote: Be careful what you wish for.

MY EYES! WHAT IS IT?!!!


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 22:10:56


Way too many girls on here and the whole internet these days, if you ask me. I don't know if you guys have had different results, but the rise in female internet users has NOT caused a rise in pics or tits. What the hell, ladies.


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Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 22:40:28


At 9/13/11 07:37 PM, voidnull wrote: The only way for that to happen is to start putting more computers in the kitchen.

LOL.

Response to Theres not enough women on here >:( 2011-09-13 22:43:11


Girl! Internet? What the hell is this nonsense?


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