What are the instruments that only douchebags play?
I'd give my vote to the bass guitar.
Instruments only douchebags play.
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Acousitc Guitar.
Yeah I know there are great guitar players who are some of the coolest and nicest guys you'll ever meet, believe me I'm friends with a few. However there are just some douchebag guitar players who think that Pink Floyd is the greatest band that has ever walked the Earth.
Drummers. Fucking trust me on this one. I've had way to many bad experiences with them.
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At 7/2/11 10:23 AM, HighWay wrote: Drummers. Fucking trust me on this one. I've had way to many bad experiences with them.
This. Also OP, bass guitar? The fuck? Probably the quietest people in the band.
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My vote goes towards the triangle players. You guys think you're so fucking fly with your dings and tings, well fuck you I have have twang and clank with my Piano and Guitar.
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Oh yeah, and keyboard/piano players are probably the most badass.
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At 7/2/11 10:26 AM, levusbevus wrote: My vote goes towards the triangle players. You guys think you're so fucking fly with your dings and tings, well fuck you I have have twang and clank with my Piano and Guitar.
I second this, i think electric guitarists and piano players are badass.
At 7/2/11 10:27 AM, simon wrote: Oh yeah, and keyboard/piano players are probably the most badass.
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At 7/2/11 10:28 AM, Newgrundling wrote:At 7/2/11 10:26 AM, Bees wrote: heh @ people who believe highway is a girlWhy post-wipe?
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There is a kid in my neighbourhood that always plays with drums in the morning. He steals my sleep.
At 7/2/11 10:32 AM, Asandir wrote: There is a kid in my neighbourhood that always plays with drums in the morning. He steals my sleep.
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At 7/2/11 10:23 AM, HighWay wrote: Drummers. Fucking trust me on this one. I've had way to many bad experiences with them.
I second this notion. Whatever you do, do NOT let a drummer in charge of a mix ever! Holy fuck drummers why do you guys always wanna be so loud in the mix?!
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At 7/2/11 10:32 AM, Asandir wrote: There is a kid in my neighbourhood that always plays with drums in the morning. He steals my sleep.
Have you considered putting badgers in his bed?
At 7/2/11 10:35 AM, Rummy0 wrote: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
But Rummy, that's no instrument only douchebags play ...
At 7/2/11 10:30 AM, levusbevus wrote:At 7/2/11 10:27 AM, simon wrote: Oh yeah, and keyboard/piano players are probably the most badass.Amen to that!
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I agree on drummers and acoustic guitar players. Since girls eat up guitar players, they tend to get a bit douchey and narcissistic. I bet they get a boner from just holding the guitar. And drummers, for some odd reason, the drummer is almost always the one who is fucking up a band/leaving over some bullshit.
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At 7/2/11 10:25 AM, simon wrote:At 7/2/11 10:23 AM, HighWay wrote: Drummers. Fucking trust me on this one. I've had way to many bad experiences with them.This. Also OP, bass guitar? The fuck? Probably the quietest people in the band.
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At 7/2/11 10:40 AM, Gimmick wrote: Triangle. Trust me on this one.
I like my triangle, it is so shiny and cute!
At 7/2/11 10:36 AM, simon wrote:At 7/2/11 10:30 AM, levusbevus wrote:Hell yeah.At 7/2/11 10:27 AM, simon wrote: Oh yeah, and keyboard/piano players are probably the most badass.Amen to that!
I get incredibly jealous of these kind of keyboard skills whenever I see it. Maybe in 5 years I'll be this good.
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That B.C. rich guitar in the Guitar center that kids who think they are so metal play. You know, the one who plays open triplets, power chords, and crems himself when he taps the 12yh, 15th, and 17th frets over and over again at excessive volumes? Yeah, that guy.
Also, Pianists are usually shitheads.
At 7/2/11 10:45 AM, levusbevus wrote: I get incredibly jealous of these kind of keyboard skills whenever I see it. Maybe in 5 years I'll be this good.
If you train your skills frequently enough, then I am sure that you will be that good.
At 7/2/11 10:47 AM, streetbob wrote: Am I the first to think of this? Really? The damn BAGPIPES! I have Scottish in me and I still hate them.
They are pretty loud, yes. But I find them okay.
Ya know, I've had a few drummer friends in the past, but now come to think of it, they were indeed pretty much all a bunch of asshats. I think they think since the drums are a challenge that they are automatically the smartest and most gifted people around and should be treated as such.
Oh and as far as those cheap acoustic guitar players with their $20 aviators and their replica Led Zeppelin concert shirts, I just yell Freebird and leave it at that.
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Fuck, i play drums and acoustic guitar
At 7/2/11 11:05 AM, FairSquare wrote: Fuck, i play drums and acoustic guitar
It is fine, when you don't do that, when I sleep in the morning, Fairsquare.
At 7/2/11 10:19 AM, Lorkas wrote: What are the instruments that only douchebags play?
I'd give my vote to the bass guitar.
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Everybody here who said drummers are douchebags better have a good life insurance. My VicFirth drumsticks are quite good ones to beat you with.
At 7/2/11 11:08 AM, Asandir wrote:At 7/2/11 11:05 AM, FairSquare wrote: Fuck, i play drums and acoustic guitarIt is fine, when you don't do that, when I sleep in the morning, Fairsquare.
No, i will play softly to you when you want to sleep and sing a lullaby :3
