Anyway, get me situated here, what do i have to do, when, where, who, etc i was just told to join, and i joined because of this sweet gif Dave made me for my 5,000th post, marvel in its 1337ness

Welcome to the Ngdd Matt!
Your rank will be private for 2 weeks. Then if we feel your a good enough and loyal member of the club, we will give you your real rank based on your voting power. You also can get ranks ups by getting medals. 5 medals = promotion. Be a good member.

Sign up here under forums here:

http://www.thenewalliance.tk/

Ready all the stickies there. By that time i'll verify you. Then on the top right of the page click "usergroups", and sign up for Department of Defense usergroup.

At 1/8/05 09:55 PM, RavenGage wrote: HOLY FUCK MOFO SHIT FUCK DAMMIT!!!

ya this happens in nearly every thread i think.
outsiders always steal milestones.

>_<

You bastard :(

You just stole the first post of page 200. Now you get 2 medals before you're even a full member of the club. You lucky bastard!!!

Fate isn't fair :(

lol.
i would have taken the post but i was playing starcraft and i knew that i would miss the 200th page post if i played, but i couldnt give a damn really.

IDEA FOR MISSION (not actual mission):
First person to give me a bazillion cool points:

First Place- 3 medals
Second Place- 2 medals
Third Place- 1 medal

Whadya say?

At 1/8/05 10:30 PM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: lol.
i would have taken the post but i was playing starcraft and i knew that i would miss the 200th page post if i played, but i couldnt give a damn really.

Lol, same here. Though it wasn't SC. I was reading long posts in the NG Supreme Court, then I couldn't resist and had to post one of my own. All in all I knew I was taking a lot of time, but I couldn't get myself to come here to check >_<

Anyways, more mission ideas:

1) Perfect Video Game!

What do you think would be the perfect game. And I mean totally flawless. Just think of already existing games, and combine them with parts of other games that you think will improve them.

Exapmle: Prince of Persia: Warrior Within, with the following adjustments:
1) More in-air combat, and less vaulting over enemies. That vaulting attack is too cheap!
2) Make it lonegr!
3) Involve the other (secondary) character more deeply into the gameply.
4) More lighter and open areas.

That'll pretty much make the game perfect ^_^

2) Dumbest Life Story
Tell us the dumbest thing you ever did/happen to you.

The saddest most-idiotic story wins ^_^

3) Level Icon ideas

Come up with icons for levels 30-40.

4) Level Icon Creation

Create the winning icons fromn the mission above.

_____________________________________________________

I know, I know!!!

Poor ideas all, but better than nothing!

As some of you already know, in the next few days i will most likely not be able to get on, byt on Monday - Friday ill be able to get on from 5-7 PM Newgrounds time i think possibly, so excuse my abscense for a day or two, dont think i already gave up on you

At 1/8/05 09:57 PM, _matt_ wrote: i joined because of this sweet gif Dave made me for my 5,000th post, marvel in its 1337ness

TheJoe actually topped Dave's .gif by the way:

At 1/9/05 01:45 AM, RavenGage wrote: Lol, same here. Though it wasn't SC. I was reading long posts in the NG Supreme Court, then I couldn't resist and had to post one of my own. All in all I knew I was taking a lot of time, but I couldn't get myself to come here to check >_<

lol. the portal was hellishly slow this arvo (the arvo in my time zone, it was really around 9-11pm ng time), so i went onto battlenet to renew the taste of asskicking... and by that i mean getting my ass kicked. im so shit as those money maps i tells ya... im just crap in general.

Anyways, more mission ideas:

1) Perfect Video Game!

i do the same thing but with NG games:
Devine Intervention meets Mario World: Overrun (or whatever that FUCKING AWESOMELY COOL game is where you defend your castle from sprite enemies).
if there was some way of combining those two games, it would easily be the greatest creation this planet has ever seen.
...IMO....

That'll pretty much make the game perfect ^_^

yes, yes it will.

2) Dumbest Life Story
Tell us the dumbest thing you ever did/happen to you.

The saddest most-idiotic story wins ^_^

yah but you could just make one up. i think votes will have to be held on which you think are true... THEN the most idiodic one wins ^_^

3) Level Icon ideas

Come up with icons for levels 30-40.

***LALALALALALALAAAME!!!*** hahaha, dw i would never come up with anything better.

4) Level Icon Creation

Create the winning icons fromn the mission above.

*blows rasberry* *points thumb downwards* _____________________________________________________

I know, I know!!!

sure ya do.

Poor ideas all, but better than nothing!

extremely true.

At 1/8/05 09:51 PM, _matt_ wrote: /me joins
CrimsonRainNG: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=121837&page=199
CrimsonRainNG: join

~Welcome to the NGDD im sure you will enjoy your membership here, just keep it clean participate in comps and the members list is once a week. Good luck

At 1/8/05 10:30 PM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote:

At 1/8/05 09:55 PM, RavenGage wrote: HOLY FUCK MOFO SHIT FUCK DAMMIT!!!

ya this happens in nearly every thread i think.
outsiders always steal milestones.

ahhh but he 's not really an outsider, but a new member!
:) and what better way to cap a milestone page that fresh new recruits. It's a good thing for the club to be growwing!!

You just stole the first post of page 200. Now you get 2 medals before you're even a full member of the club. You lucky bastard!!!

Fate isn't fair :(

yea, fate isn't fair, but at least Matt was joining, not spamming!

Wellcome to NGDD!!!

and sorry to everyone else for being online so little, I've been working shifts for the holidays and life still isn't back to normal :(

*shows up

congrats with page 200 guys

*leaves again

At 1/9/05 08:21 AM, BonusStage wrote: Also SN'S remember cool points are only a legend, but this mission isn't,

REVISED MISSION IDEA:
First person, starting from now, to succesfully pass a Flash submission of their own. And that's harder than it sounds. Those users patrolling the portal 24/7 are real jerks. ***Looks around... Oh... uh... whoops***.

come on, you don't want to be a Marcus do you <,< >.>, not that i'd consider that a BAD thing ;)

Nope. : )

At 1/9/05 08:21 AM, BonusStage wrote: WELL LOOKIE HERE, Ravengage went and thought of some actually ideas, and Marcus decides again to provide nothing but idiotic criticism. As if i don't expect though :)

:D :D :D
*smiles broadly*
whats wrong with letting off a bit of steam on the internet ?! haha.

Also SN'S remember cool points are only a legend, but this mission isn't, come on, you don't want to be a Marcus do you <,< >.>, not that i'd consider that a BAD thing ;)

:D.... :).... :|.... :(..... :'(.... :@
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omfg new mission idea, put down as many smileys you can think of, hahahaa!

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omfg new mission idea, put down as many smileys you can think of, hahahaa!

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Winner: Dave.

At 1/9/05 07:14 PM, Dave wrote: Winner: Dave.

lol, just wait till i have 2 whole posts taken up of them XD....
and no, i shall not be doing it now, haha.
---
for that cool points mission,
i just saw a protection movie thingo...

'You're the saviour! You are one of a number of people who have helped keep this entry in the Portal!

Your experience points have been deposited already today. Thanks for doing the overtime!
'

At 1/9/05 07:19 PM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: 'You're the saviour! You are one of a number of people who have helped keep this entry in the Portal!

lol, good for you. But you got bad timing.

We're not doing the mission yet, it was just an idea. A SOHO dude has to start the mission :()

yeh i know i know, but i just thought id run it by everyone, because i rarely see those movies due to my time zone (no ones around to vote on flash, so movie are UJ for up to 2 hours before they receive 200 votes)...
it sucks.

At 1/9/05 08:03 PM, BonusStage wrote: Meaning he COULD, but still all missions should go by dave before anything else, i mean i was checking with his sexy self throughout my making of the COME UP WITH MISSIONS ... mission :o

ya, i know i know. but all of these 'ideas for missions' have to just be sitting around for another 5 days before any of them is ACTUALLY put into action, and people start forfilling the mission.
oh, and i just saw the blam movie.
'BLAM!!! Your vote caused that movie to go below the Portal's "quality threshold", and it has been deleted as a result.

Your experience points have been deposited already today. Thanks for doing the overtime! '

fate sux.

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFOMFFOMGOMFOMGOMFOMGOMFOMGOMFOMGM!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHH !!!!

"You gave this entry a 0, lowering its score to 0.67!
BLAM!!! Your vote caused that movie to go below the Portal's "quality threshold", and it has been deleted as a result.

Your experience points have been deposited already today. Thanks for doing the overtime! "

NOT BUT TWO SUBMISSIONS LATER I SEE THE BLAM MOVIE AGAIN! BAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FKN MURPHEY'S LAW!!
Gah... guhh....beh...bah... bleh...
damnit!!

At 1/9/05 09:44 PM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFOMFFOMGOMFOMGOMFOMGOMFOMGOMFOMGM!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, that happened to me too.

I've only seen the blam movie 3 times. Two of them were within 5 minutes of each other. :O

At 1/9/05 11:30 PM, BonusStage wrote: OMFG Marcus j00 lose i once got 3 save movies IN A ROW *wins* I M TEH CHAM PEEN ):<

i was actually conceeding defeat in a way when i said that, because if i wanted to see thsoe blam/save movies i would have liked it to be in a weeks time damnit!
and i know about your 3 saves in a row, you bitched about it to gfox coz he had seen 2 in a row before :P :P

At 1/9/05 09:44 PM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFOMFFOMGOMFOMGOMFOMGOMFOMGOMFOMGM!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, that happened to me too. The only thing better is an orgasm :P

At 1/9/05 05:57 PM, wondereyes wrote: *shows up

hi

congrats with page 200 guys

thanks

*leaves again

bye

At 1/9/05 03:29 PM, bila wrote: and sorry to everyone else for being online so little, I've been working shifts for the holidays and life still isn't back to normal :(

It's just good to see you showing signs of life now and again bila.

You look fucking old for a 15 year old Bonus, not what i expected you to look like.

At 1/10/05 04:30 PM, BonusStage wrote: OMG DAVE MAED TEH BEST WON EBAR

Cowboy BonusStage pwns j00 !!!!!

At 1/10/05 04:30 PM, BonusStage wrote: OMG DAVE MAED TEH BEST WON EBAR

(Actual size)

2 Medals To Bonus Stage for the 6000th post.

At 1/10/05 04:37 PM, Dave wrote:

At 1/10/05 04:30 PM, BonusStage wrote: OMG DAVE MAED TEH BEST WON EBAR

(Actual size)

2 Medals To Bonus Stage for the 6000th post.

I suppose I have to whip up a new something for Bonus. hmmmmm
I'll be drawing it out. Sorry for not being around much, aside from work I've picked up three freelance logos to make. I R TEH BUIZY! Award will be up soon congrats BonusStage.

Me no have photoshop :(

My mom did something to the PC. No idea what, just that a bunch of files were deleted and my dad spend the entire day fixing it >_<

Now I'm left with no photoshop and no Rome: Totaw War. I hate moms >_<

At 1/10/05 03:50 PM, BonusStage wrote: OMFG FORGOT TO MENTION

holy shit dude, you make me look like im 10! hahah. when did you start shaving for christ sake? and when did you turn 15?! hahaha.
o well, im prob still taller...
unless your 6 ft :P

UNFAIR TAT BONE US STAGE GOT TWO MEDAL FOR 6KTH POST...
do i get one medal when i get 3000?
what about a medal for 3,000 reviews?
a medal for 10,000 blam protect points?
ANYTHING?!

i ain't happy, i'm feeling glad
i got sunshine, in a bag
i'm useless, but not for long
the future is comin' on
i ain't happy, i'm feeling glad
i got sunshine, in a bag
i'm useless, but not for long
the future is comin' on
it's comin' on
it's comin' on
it's comin' on

yeah...ha ha!
finally someone let me outta my cage
now time for me is nothin' cuz i'm countin' no age
now i couldn't be there, now you shouldn't be scared
i'm good at repairs, and i'm under each snare
intangible, bet you didn't think so i command you to
panoramic view, look i'll make it all manageable
pick and choose, sit and lose
all you different crews, chicks and dudes
who you think is really kickin' tunes?
picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
like you lit a fuse, you think it's fictional?
mysical? maybe. spiritual, hearble
what appears in you is a clearer view
cuz you're too crazy, lifeless
to know what the defnition of life is, priceless
for you because i put you on the hype shit
you like it? gunsmokin' righteous with one token
psychic among you posess you with one go

i ain't happy, i'm feeling glad
i got sunshine, in a bag
i'm useless, but not for long
the future is comin' on
i ain't happy
i'm feeling glad
i got sunshine, in a bag
i'm useless, but not for long
the future is comin' on
it's comin' on
it's comin' on
it's comin' on

the essence the basics, without it you make it
allow me to make this, child, like in nature
rhythm, you have it or you don't, that's a fallacy
i'm in them, every sprouting tree, every child apiece
every cloud you see, you see with your eyes
i see destrucction and demise
corruption in disguise, from this fuckin' enterprise
now i'm sucking to your lies, through russ
though not his muscles, but the percussion
he provides, with me as a guide
but y'all can see me now 'cuz you don't
see with your eye, you perceive with your mind
that's the inner, so i'm gonna stick with russ
and be a mentor, with a few rhymes
so motherfuckers, remember where the thought is
i brought all this, so you can survive
when law is lawless, feelings, sensations
that you thought were dead
no squealing, now remember (that it's all in your head)

i ain't happy, i'm feeling glad
i got sunshine, in a bag
i'm useless, but not for long
the future is comin' on
i ain't happy, i'm feeling glad
i got sunshine, in a bag
i'm useless, but not for long
the future is comin' on

At 1/11/05 09:04 AM, RaindropsRed wrote: Gorillaz: Sunshine In A Bag

Wow, pointless. No?

Wow, pointless. No?

It's all superficial. I make a pointless post displaying a song that I enjoy, and you make an equally pointless post depicting my post and ultimately going under the nine word posting limitation that we established here three months ago. What a wonderfully pointless circle. :)