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NG Department of Defense

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Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-05 03:44:22


At 1/4/05 05:34 PM, Dave wrote: *runs*

*Runs after him and shoots him in the leg* TELL ME BITCH >:)!

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-06 10:36:15


You have probably heard, but the SS got screwed over for mass voting.

http://newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=214962&page=1

I hope no one in the group is doing anything like that.


I'm your average Afro-American fetus. For example: I enjoy basketball, I'm rather good when I play too, but I'm much too busy scratching my horrific cracked skin these days.

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Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-06 11:18:11


At 1/4/05 05:34 PM, Dave wrote: *runs*

I can start doing the list if you want Dave i'll start after the next one just as long as everyone makes it known when thet get medals..........

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-06 17:50:19



-Not Dave

.............

http://thenewalliance.tk/

Check for the new memberlist there to. I posted it there under NGDD section - Memberlist.

Damn your Bonus. >=[ . You get 1 medal for this.


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-07 09:24:41


At 1/6/05 05:34 PM, BonusStage wrote: Didn't Gregosan announce "leaving" aka barely ever posting, but not truly leaving, so no new veterans spaces :)

WTF?! U ARE A POOP SIR! Gregosan went away to a military training saying that he was going away for 3 months, so why is he kicked out then?!

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-07 12:10:25


At 1/6/05 03:32 PM, BonusStage wrote: Tom please do, i bet Dave would get a huge weighted lifted if you did, and maybe you could get SEX OUT OF IT, well only if you want ;)

Il will if he wants me too, after the next list so i can start ' afresh' , however if but seck is involved i might well have to start running.

At 1/6/05 05:34 PM, BonusStage wrote: January 6th:

Bonus will you be doing the list from now on or can i take it over? its up to you..... and Dave of course.....

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-07 16:49:47



Bonus will you be doing the list from now on or can i take it over? its up to you..... and Dave of course.....

Nah, i'll be doing it. If i'm away i'll tell you to though.

Bonus's sig
Nice coloring eh?

lolgayfag


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-07 16:59:56


At 1/6/05 05:50 PM, Dave wrote: .............

http://thenewalliance.tk/

Speaking of that, how come barely any of you post there? Especially Dave, dude you're a mod there! At least go abuse your mod powers every once in a while ;)

And also related to that, QuikFox is leaving the internet for a while. He's joining that Amry. You can find details on the "QF has joined the dark side" thread".

Anyways, have any of you played that Game America's Army? It came out a long time ago but I still haven't gotten it. It's suppose to be a video game designed and funded by the army in order to get new recruits.

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-07 17:46:31


At 1/7/05 04:49 PM, Dave wrote:
Bonus will you be doing the list from now on or can i take it over? its up to you..... and Dave of course.....
Nah, i'll be doing it. If i'm away i'll tell you to though.

ok you can catch me on msn if you need me. tomscott411@hotmail.com

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-07 21:15:23


At 1/7/05 07:25 PM, BonusStage wrote:
lolgayfag

i hear that.

coloring does not make someone gay

Just ... OPEN TO TRY THINGS :o

you're a liar and we all know it XD hahah.

oooo a new member list :) *looks at it*
nice :)

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 01:00:16


MISSIONS:

I don't have any uber-vreative ideas right noe, but I do have some ok ones. So here goes:

1) Remember that Never Give Dave Dildos thing? Well the same mission, but instead of using NGDD, ise NGBBS.

2) Come up with a new name for the USA. And "The Big One" doesn't count ;) (I got this from Michael Moor)

3) Get more perople to join The Alliance. It is this club's forums after all.

4) Come up with 5 new rules that could (in your opinion) the improve NG BBS.

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 03:28:27


At 1/8/05 01:00 AM, RavenGage wrote: MISSIONS:

first off, good idea bonusstage... are you in a soho? i havent looked at that new member list yet ... *awaits beating* :(

I don't have any uber-vreative ideas right noe, but I do have some ok ones. So here goes:

they're better than what i would come up with.

1) Remember that Never Give Dave Dildos thing? Well the same mission, but instead of using NGDD, ise NGBBS.

no, i cant say i do remember that thing.

2) Come up with a new name for the USA. And "The Big One" doesn't count ;) (I got this from Michael Moor)

i'll say Bonerville, curtousy of Bart Simpson (i cant spell...)


3) Get more perople to join The Alliance. It is this club's forums after all.

lol, ive recieved a few emails about that place... havent posted there yet *awaits second beating* :'(

4) Come up with 5 new rules that could (in your opinion) the improve NG BBS.

1: BAN RAVENGAGE
2: BAN BONUSSTAGE
3: PERMANENTLY RENAME RAVENGAGE TO 'I_SPAM'
4: PERMANENTLY RENAME BONUSSTAGE TO 'BONERSPAM'
5: MAKE MEH KING OF TEH SIGHT
</ranting that will incur beatings>

well, i think that they are pretty good ideas.
i think i have a most original plan though:
'try to make your profile numbers as big as you can'.
oh... wait... we're doing that every day ^_^.
lol, looks like im fresh out.

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 04:18:06


At 1/8/05 03:28 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: first off, good idea bonusstage... are you in a soho?

Yes he is: Brigadier General: --Deleteted--4, BonusStage 7

i havent looked at that new member list yet ... *awaits beating* :(

*provides beating*

1) Remember that Never Give Dave Dildos thing? Well the same mission, but instead of using NGDD, ise NGBBS.
no, i cant say i do remember that thing.

Come up with a new meaning for NGBBS.

Sad example: New Gangesters Become Big Sex-addicts

i'll say Bonerville, curtousy of Bart Simpson (i cant spell...)

lol, nice.

It's better than United States of America. Seriously, how can anyone come up with such a boring name? o_O

lol, ive recieved a few emails about that place... havent posted there yet *awaits second beating* :'(

Well you should. If you ever feel like spamming or just calling QuikFox a whore without getting banned, that's the place to go ^_^

1: BAN RAVENGAGE

no

2: BAN BONUSSTAGE

yes

3: PERMANENTLY RENAME RAVENGAGE TO 'I_SPAM'

no

4: PERMANENTLY RENAME BONUSSTAGE TO 'BONERSPAM'

yes

5: MAKE MEH KING OF TEH SIGHT

no

</ranting that will incur beatings>

yes

*provides more beating*

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 04:57:25


At 1/8/05 04:18 AM, RavenGage wrote: Yes he is: Brigadier General: --Deleteted--4, BonusStage 7

stupid sneaky memberlist... my brain keeps forgetting about it!


*provides beating*

*gets into phoetal position* (again, cant spell)

Come up with a new meaning for NGBBS.

ah, now i understand.

Sad example: New Gangesters Become Big Sex-addicts

Sad indeed.
*provides beating*.
:D

lol, nice.

oh yeah.

It's better than United States of America. Seriously, how can anyone come up with such a boring name? o_O

think of English people being on a boat for a while, finding that empty place.. what would you call it?
haha. keep in mind that the English were.... well, they were English, that just about does it, eh?


Well you should. If you ever feel like spamming or just calling QuikFox a whore without getting banned, that's the place to go ^_^

you forgot to provide mah beating! *severly beats raven i mean I_SPAM*
lol, im going to go to the alliance forums, copy what you wrote, and then just go 'quikfox, you are a whore'... and NEVER post again!
MUHAHAHA I BEH TEH EVIL!

no

yes

yes

agreed

no

yes

yes

agreed


no

yes

yes

*provides more beating*

*cries in the pheotal position* (for the third time... cant spell).
BLEH!

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 05:53:52


At 1/7/05 07:25 PM, BonusStage wrote: NOT, i mean a new mission should be, THINK OF A GOOD MISSION XD

That does sound like Bonus this new comp you've thought of should give the club the kick up the ass it needed.

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 07:03:24


At 1/8/05 05:53 AM, Tom_s00 wrote:
At 1/7/05 07:25 PM, BonusStage wrote: NOT, i mean a new mission should be, THINK OF A GOOD MISSION XD
That does sound like Bonus this new comp you've thought of should give the club the kick up the ass it needed.

boo ya dude, that sounds just about right.
we needed something to get the club going again a little bit, this just might do it :)

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 07:22:40


We can only rename them that, if we change Marcus' name to Wanker. All in favor, say aye.

Howdy hoes. Sorry I'm not posting much. I've been really busy lately for the christmas season, with digitial cameras, and my girlfriends boobs.. and .. .. yeah. Did our first big buy yesterday, split half/half on an Xbox and bought a second paddle and halo 2. I never got to play it though, I was flipping through the channels at her dads house and this sexy documentary called Hitler: The Rise Of Evil was on. He was very well protrayed in there. By the time it was over, I had to go, so I just left the xbox there for her sister and her to play.

Has anyone else seen other movies made by the same guy who makes Theodan Horsemaster? They're so fucking funny.. Haha..
I think his names _Mithander_ or something. But hes really funny.

Now some random MC lines to diss Marcus

1-2-3 to the 4.. Here comes pain knocking on Marcus' door
Scared to even look? I'm back you little whore
You open your goddamn mouth, I'll knock you to the floor~

Lots of love Marcus. ;)

~Rain

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 10:09:46


Make Dave a sig. o.O

Abusive review contest. (How would be keep track of that) XD

I like this one:

Treasure hunt.

I'll name some stuff, and youll have to find it on this site. First one to find it, provide a link, or text. Wins that round. And there will be serveral rounds.

Sorry im a dry well. I've did about everything. :(


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 10:37:50


At 1/8/05 10:09 AM, Dave wrote: I'll name some stuff, and youll have to find it on this site. First one to find it, provide a link, or text. Wins that round. And there will be serveral rounds.

I like that one could be fun, if you don't win that could be a contest as well.....

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 12:01:44


1. A photo shop contest of some sort, or maby simply a picture contest like ' draw some of the NGDD members'

2. A recruitment task to get more useres intrested in the NGDD, or the alliance forum.

3. Or a give newgrounds a new logo contest.

Thats all i have for now i know they suck alot and are alot about drawing/photoshopping, but their seem to be alot of users intrested in that sort of thing.

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 15:02:09


At 1/8/05 01:41 PM, BonusStage wrote: Only problem is, a few users myself included don't have a good picture making program :(

Me included........

Doesn't matter until next week though, but keep your mind on it until then ;)

Im sure i will come up with a few more ideas later on.......
_________________

Almost page 200 wewt !
_________________
Got round to making a retrogade account today finally.........

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 17:46:00



Almost page 200 wewt !
_________________
Got round to making a retrogade account today finally.........

I saw "Tommy"

First post on the page 200 gets 2 medals. :D (Don't spam)


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 17:55:14


At 1/8/05 05:46 PM, Dave wrote:

Almost page 200 wewt !
_________________
Got round to making a retrogade account today finally.........
I saw "Tommy"

First post on the page 200 gets 2 medals. :D (Don't spam)

haha hopefully there will be no spam on the way to the 200th but then again these things always seem to happen around a milemarker. Happy 200th none the less NGDOD

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 21:16:29


At 1/8/05 05:46 PM, Dave wrote:

Almost page 200 wewt !

yeh thats true.

Got round to making a retrogade account today finally.........

eh, i like rg and all with its money system and stuff... but i dont have time for it.

I saw "Tommy"

mine is MARCUS coz you cant have ' - ' things.

First post on the page 200 gets 2 medals. :D (Don't spam)

w0000!
hopefully ill get it! boo ya!

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 21:30:35


That mission making mission isn't over is it?

New idea for a mission:

THE COOL GAME!!!

Firt to get 100 cool points wins. You get cool points by doing one of the following:

- Calling QuikFox a fugly slut - 1 cool point

- Getting 10 (9+ words) posts - 1 cool point

- being the last person to BLAM a mcie and seeing the special blam flash - 2 cool points

- being the last person to PROTECT a mcie and seeing the special savior flash - cool points

- pw3ning a n00blet - 1 cool point

- pw3ning a regular - 3 cool points

pw3ning a mod - 5 cool points

- pw3ning an admin - 1496037294 cool points

- worshipping RavenGage as your ultimate master and god - 100 cool points
_____________________________________________________

So how about it? ;)

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 21:37:56


At 1/8/05 09:30 PM, RavenGage wrote: That mission making mission isn't over is it?

it goes for a week.

New idea for a mission:

THE COOL GAME!!!

oh god no.

Firt to get 100 cool points wins. You get cool points by doing one of the following:

- Calling QuikFox a fugly slut - 1 cool point

- Getting 10 (9+ words) posts - 1 cool point

- being the last person to BLAM a mcie and seeing the special blam flash - 2 cool points

how can you tell people arent cheating.

- being the last person to PROTECT a mcie and seeing the special savior flash - cool points

read above, and how many cool points do you get for that, you left out the number.

- pw3ning a n00blet - 1 cool point

- pw3ning a regular - 3 cool points

pw3ning a mod - 5 cool points

define pwn3ing, and define on what basis this must be done.

- pw3ning an admin - 1496037294 cool points

*punches ravengage*

- worshipping RavenGage as your ultimate master and god - 100 cool points
*punches ravengage*
So how about it? ;)

you're an utter idiot.
---------------------------
i have no ideas. im not the most creative person...
plus my brain is in holiday mode...

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 21:50:10


you're an utter idiot.
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Looks like someone needs to learn a lesson on Sarcasm.


I'm your average Afro-American fetus. For example: I enjoy basketball, I'm rather good when I play too, but I'm much too busy scratching my horrific cracked skin these days.

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Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 21:51:28


/me joins

CrimsonRainNG: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=121837&page=199
CrimsonRainNG: join

^Recruitment at its best^ :D


XBL Gamertag: Dr Lipschitz /// Steam ID: Zippomatt /// League: Zippomatt

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Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 21:55:33


At 1/8/05 09:51 PM, _matt_ wrote: ^Recruitment at its best^ :D

HOLY FUCK MOFO SHIT FUCK DAMMIT!!!

>_<

You bastard :(

You just stole the first post of page 200. Now you get 2 medals before you're even a full member of the club. You lucky bastard!!!

Fate isn't fair :(

Response to NG Department of Defense 2005-01-08 21:57:41


At 1/8/05 09:55 PM, RavenGage wrote: Fate isn't fair :(

'Twas meant to be, my son...

Anyway, get me situated here, what do i have to do, when, where, who, etc i was just told to join, and i joined because of this sweet gif Dave made me for my 5,000th post, marvel in its 1337ness

NG Department of Defense


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