At 6/18/10 11:45 AM, megagrounderx wrote: At 6/18/10 11:39 AM, Scarface wrote

Congratulations. Flaming stupid users is fine, but you're still a noob yourself. Everyone's a noob for atleast a few months. You're pretty mature for your sign up date, though.

I am not a noob I am a newb.Newb is somone new.He is both

Jeff wouldn't have argued in this situation.

Good on you, Jeff!

still no sign.....

oh jeff....where are you?

Jeff really, we need you!

We miss you Jeff!

I believe this belongs in a new post on your user page.

At 6/18/10 11:49 AM, Nemesis248 wrote: still no sign.....

oh jeff....where are you?

I believe he's dead.

This is a sad, sad day indeed.

I nominate Jeff for mod.

At 6/18/10 12:52 PM, pigtail101 wrote: I nominate Jeff for mod.

But he isn't here! He'd be like Kid....

At 6/18/10 01:00 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:

At 6/18/10 12:52 PM, pigtail101 wrote: I nominate Jeff for mod.

But he isn't here! He'd be like Kid....

Jeff would like Kid, he was always so nice, that Jeff...

I heard Jeff can outrun a Kenyan!
That Jeff.

At 6/18/10 12:51 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 6/18/10 11:49 AM, Nemesis248 wrote: still no sign.....

oh jeff....where are you?

I believe he's dead.

This is a sad, sad day indeed.

N-NO.... THAT CAN'T BE! YOU'RE LYING! YOU LIAR!

He has got to be alive!

Jeff it's nearly 5am now, I've been staying up all night to hear from you but I'm getting really tired. Hope you are okay. Share your ideas with us soon please?

At 6/18/10 02:35 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Jeff it's nearly 5am now, I've been staying up all night to hear from you but I'm getting really tired. Hope you are okay. Share your ideas with us soon please?

At the moment, I am laughing my ass off.
Thank you Hungarian Supermarket, for being such a fucking retard.
=D

Jeff, we hardly new ye.

At 6/18/10 02:07 PM, AtomicD00M wrote: I heard Jeff can outrun a Kenyan!
That Jeff.

I heard he is planning to take over newgrounds,create and evil alien empire,and become a possible meme!

Hello I am one of the only intelligent users on this site, so if you got any tech problems or if you need a program, feel free to contact me and I'll be sure to fit you in my busy schedule.

At 6/18/10 05:36 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Hello I am one of the only intelligent users on this site,

Fuck you ass. Jeff, Whatever you may decide to do with your life, DON'T LISTEN TO THIS IDIOT! he will use you for personal gain. and he's an annoying angsty 13 year old.

Hey
Hey Jeff
Do you remember uh.. that time we, you know me and you, when we took that alien spaceship into space and disabled their shields, then blew up the mothership and then that farmer guy and the president blew up all the spaceships with the big green laser things?
J.. Jeff? Do.. you remember that right? That was fun, huh? Jeff?

And.. and.. there was that stupid pole dancer chick on the roof, yeah!
And she had that sign, and she thought the aliens were all nice and stuff, and she was all like, "its opening up!" or something and she was all excited, and then she was like FFFF and that big green laser blew her up, and.. and.. New York.. and stuff.

Jeff..?

Jeff..?

At 6/18/10 05:36 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Hello I am one of the only intelligent users on this site, so if you got any tech problems or if you need a program, feel free to contact me and I'll be sure to fit you in my busy schedule.

What?

I'm still waiting to hear the message of Jeff.
As in for right now, I'm starring at the window were the sunset is currently rising. I see my father and my mother outside, doing the farm shores. *Sigh* I close my eyes and I whisper to my self, "Were are you Jeff? Oh were?"

I've had this thread open since it I first saw it.

Oh god Jeff where are you?!!! The only time I've left the computer was to buy this little um... little ring for you.

It has a diamond.

OH GOD MARRY ME JEFF.

At 6/18/10 05:40 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

At 6/18/10 05:36 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Hello I am one of the only intelligent users on this site, so if you got any tech problems or if you need a program, feel free to contact me and I'll be sure to fit you in my busy schedule.

What?

I bet you're on my profile looking at my recent posts, pressing f5 every 10-30 seconds seeing what I have posted. What, you have nothing better to do?

At 6/18/10 05:59 PM, hateyou1 wrote: I bet you're on my profile looking at my recent posts, pressing f5 every 10-30 seconds seeing what I have posted. What, you have nothing better to do?

Shouldn't you be working on that algorithm?

At 6/18/10 05:59 PM, hateyou1 wrote:

At 6/18/10 05:40 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

I bet you're on my profile looking at my recent posts, pressing f5 every 10-30 seconds seeing what I have posted. What, you have nothing better to do?

You posted that a long time ago and I just happened to remember it. Besides It's funny seeing what lies you can come up with.

At 6/18/10 06:01 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: You posted that a long time ago and I just happened to remember it. Besides It's funny seeing what lies you can come up with.

Lies? Pfft... You can't tell what I'm doing because you don't even know me nor can you read my mind. If you think that me claiming to be a software engineer is a lie, then you are dead wrong.

At 6/18/10 05:59 PM, Scarface wrote: Shouldn't you be working on that algorithm?

That project is on hold, along with the other great ideas I had :(

At 6/18/10 06:05 PM, hateyou1 wrote:

At 6/18/10 06:01 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: You posted that a long time ago and I just happened to remember it. Besides It's funny seeing what lies you can come up with.

Lies? Pfft... You can't tell what I'm doing because you don't even know me nor can you read my mind. If you think that me claiming to be a software engineer is a lie, then you are dead wrong.

You also said you worked for microsoft.

And I quote

"Shut the fuck up I'm one of Microsoft's software engineer's and last time I checked they didn't hire anyone with a low intelligence level."

Alright gotta go Jeff, see you in Manny tommorow around 10 ish. xoxo

At 6/18/10 06:08 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: You also said you worked for microsoft.

And I quote

"Shut the fuck up I'm one of Microsoft's software engineer's and last time I checked they didn't hire anyone with a low intelligence level."

And for all you know I may be in Microsoft. How the hell would you know? Go to the list of employees on Microsoft's website and you will see me under Chief Software Lead.

At 6/18/10 06:14 PM, hateyou1 wrote:

At 6/18/10 06:08 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

And for all you know I may be in Microsoft. How the hell would you know? Go to the list of employees on Microsoft's website and you will see me under Chief Software Lead.

So you're ray ozzie?

At 6/18/10 06:20 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

At 6/18/10 06:14 PM, hateyou1 wrote:

At 6/18/10 06:08 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

And for all you know I may be in Microsoft. How the hell would you know? Go to the list of employees on Microsoft's website and you will see me under Chief Software Lead.

So you're ray ozzie?

Shut up guys, you are stealing the attention from Jeff.
So... Jeff, haven't seen you in a while, why don't you reply to my calls Jeff?
Jeff?
Jeff!?

At 6/18/10 06:20 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

At 6/18/10 06:14 PM, hateyou1 wrote:

At 6/18/10 06:08 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

And for all you know I may be in Microsoft. How the hell would you know? Go to the list of employees on Microsoft's website and you will see me under Chief Software Lead.

So you're ray ozzie?

Right on sucker! We're still thinking about our next OS, so if you come up with one, then call my extension on my business card and we can talk to each other face to face. However, I am a pretty busy guy, so you will have to schedule an appointment.