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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 18:27:13


At 6/18/10 06:25 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:20 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:14 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:08 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

And for all you know I may be in Microsoft. How the hell would you know? Go to the list of employees on Microsoft's website and you will see me under Chief Software Lead.
So you're ray ozzie?
Right on sucker! We're still thinking about our next OS, so if you come up with one, then call my extension on my business card and we can talk to each other face to face. However, I am a pretty busy guy, so you will have to schedule an appointment.

Age:17, pretty sure Ray Ozzie is a lot older than 17. You should stop now before you make yourself look like even more of an idiot.


" Let the metal flow " - Chuck Schuldiner

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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 18:28:56


At 6/18/10 11:45 AM, megagrounderx wrote: At 6/18/10 11:39 AM, Scarface wrote
Congratulations. Flaming stupid users is fine, but you're still a noob yourself. Everyone's a noob for atleast a few months. You're pretty mature for your sign up date, though.
I am not a noob I am a newb.Newb is somone new.He is both

Noob is an internet phenomenon that was a purposeful typo of newb which was a short form or slang of newbie which was slang for someone who happens to be new.


I AM THREAD KILLER!

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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 18:33:32


Jeff, come back pleeeasse.


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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 18:34:10


At 6/18/10 06:27 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:25 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:20 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:14 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:08 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

And for all you know I may be in Microsoft. How the hell would you know? Go to the list of employees on Microsoft's website and you will see me under Chief Software Lead.
So you're ray ozzie?
Right on sucker! We're still thinking about our next OS, so if you come up with one, then call my extension on my business card and we can talk to each other face to face. However, I am a pretty busy guy, so you will have to schedule an appointment.
Age:17, pretty sure Ray Ozzie is a lot older than 17. You should stop now before you make yourself look like even more of an idiot.

It's profile age, I do it to look hip. Do you really want me to have my age displaying 52? There's no picture of my face on this site, so I can pretty much lie about my age in my profile. So tell me; who's the idiot now?

Response to Hello 2010-06-18 18:34:59


Well I've never met a Jeff I didn't like.

Hello


Monster Count: 2999 - Countdown to 3000

DO ANY OF YOU BOYS LIVE IN VIRGINIA?!

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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 18:35:55


Omg, are you okay Jeff? Did the terrorists got you? Jeff!? Don't worry Jeff! I'm calling the cops, or the army Jeff! Hang on Jeff!


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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 18:36:04


At 6/18/10 06:27 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
Age:17, pretty sure Ray Ozzie is a lot older than 17. You should stop now before you make yourself look like even more of an idiot.

I seriously hope you are joking.

And, um, hi Jeff. You don't know me, but I've been watching you for a while now, and I just thought I'd say hello, Jeff.


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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 18:36:31


At 6/18/10 06:34 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:27 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:25 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:20 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:14 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:08 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
It's profile age, I do it to look hip. Do you really want me to have my age displaying 52? There's no picture of my face on this site, so I can pretty much lie about my age in my profile. So tell me; who's the idiot now?

Do you really wanna go there? Ok.

Obviously not 52.


" Let the metal flow " - Chuck Schuldiner

GUITARISTS Awesome sig by Tateos.

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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 18:39:29


At 6/18/10 06:36 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:34 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:27 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:25 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:20 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:14 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:08 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
It's profile age, I do it to look hip. Do you really want me to have my age displaying 52? There's no picture of my face on this site, so I can pretty much lie about my age in my profile. So tell me; who's the idiot now?
Do you really wanna go there? Ok.

Obviously not 52.

So you compare me and some random kid on the internet and say that I'm not 52? Well if you can only prove that, but please I do wish to become young again so that I can get that kind of strength so these stupid tough guys can stop picking on me!

Response to Hello 2010-06-18 18:40:57


SPORKLORD, YOU'RE BEING FUCKING TROLLED!

Jesus, did you not know he was trolling?

Response to Hello 2010-06-18 18:41:26


At 6/18/10 06:39 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:36 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:34 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:27 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:25 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:20 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:14 PM, hateyou1 wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:08 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
It's profile age, I do it to look hip. Do you really want me to have my age displaying 52? There's no picture of my face on this site, so I can pretty much lie about my age in my profile. So tell me; who's the idiot now?
Do you really wanna go there? Ok.

Obviously not 52.
So you compare me and some random kid on the internet and say that I'm not 52? Well if you can only prove that, but please I do wish to become young again so that I can get that kind of strength so these stupid tough guys can stop picking on me!

Back when Jamoke was modded he confirmed this. also

http://joeycentral.newgrounds.com/

But I pretty much proved my point here so now I will give my attention to Jeff.


" Let the metal flow " - Chuck Schuldiner

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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 18:45:34


Okay Jeff, they're on to you Jeff, whoever is in charge of the terrorist group that kidnapped you is screwed, it's manhunt Jeff!, total manhunt Jeff! :'D

I'm so happy right now Jeff, you're saved Jeff. :') I'm crying right now Jeff.
Se you later Jeff.


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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 19:18:09


At 6/18/10 08:43 AM, jeffreyfrog wrote: Hi i am jeffrey. Glad i joined this community and hope to share some ideas with you.

I'm positive that all of those "ideas" are nothing but bullshit


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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 19:19:11


noob begone!!

Response to Hello 2010-06-18 19:20:51


It's so lonely without you here Jeff... your pillow is cold.

Response to Hello 2010-06-18 19:22:08


At 6/18/10 06:46 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: Jeff, who the fuck is a jeff? I didn't get this kind of welcome when I joined this piece of shit of a site. JeffTheFrog, it's not too late. Leave! Don't post! RESIST THE TEMPTATION! THESE PEOPLE ARE LOSERS WHO YOU WILL NEVER MEET. JUST AVOID THIS SITE! IF YOU ARE SMART YOU WILL DO WHAT I HAVE JUST SAID!

No!
Jeff has ideas! IDEAS!


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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 19:23:22


Jeff's dead.


PSN ID/Gamertag: KittensWithBeer

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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 19:37:56


Well, I guess that's that Jeff. Goodbye Jeff.

Now.... Who wants bacon!?... Jeff!?

Hello


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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 19:57:50


At 6/18/10 06:39 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Whine

Well if it isn't the next Twilight. Now that he's improved his posts, someone has to fill in.


Anyone who has the ability to take action, has the responsability to take action.- paraphrased from the Declaration of Independance.

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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 20:04:25


At 6/18/10 07:57 PM, To-Kash wrote:
At 6/18/10 06:39 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Whine
Well if it isn't the next Twilight. Now that he's improved his posts, someone has to fill in.

Meh, Thilight wasn't THAT bad... This is guy is just a troll.


Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness.

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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 20:57:17


Jeffrey...it's been a day. Please come home. We need you Jeff. P-please, *sniff* come home, COME HOME JEFF, COME HOOOMMME! *sobs* THIS ISN'T FAIR, THIS ISN'T FAIIIIRRRRR OHHH *sobs*

JEEFFF, WHY JEFF, WHYYYY?

*sniff* oh well, back to my own life, that didn't have Jeff in it. Where are you Jeff....

Response to Hello 2010-06-18 22:03:43


Jeff, we need to talk. It's about time we had an intervention...


Derp.

Response to Hello 2010-06-18 22:26:51


Jeff is alive! Jeff you son of bitch we all thought you were dead! Please come back to this thread Jeff we need those ideas!

A link.


Even as I walk through the shadow of the Valley of Death, I shall fear no Evil. Semper Fidelis

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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 22:46:06


Please Jeff! Please, Newgrounds needs your ideas. Come back -- what are we going to do if we can't get your ideas to improve the site? Jeff, you must not think of yourself; with great ideas comes great responsibility. Jeff, we need you!

JEFF!!!


I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing

Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.

-- ee cummings

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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 23:00:51


I am desperately seeking Jeff, we need to organise a search party. DON'T WORRY JEFF, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!!! Oh, I hope he can here that.


Let me kill your thread for you, it wasn't all that interesting anyway.

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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 23:03:40


At least before now Jeff had 2 posts, now he's gone back down to 1!

I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 23:39:45


At 6/18/10 11:32 AM, Scarface wrote:
You signed up three months ago, dude, you're in no position to call anyone a noob.

*cough* Sign up date doesn't matter.

As long as the account is '09 or earlier.

The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.

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Response to Hello 2010-06-18 23:40:39


At 6/18/10 10:26 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: Jeff is alive! Jeff you son of bitch we all thought you were dead! Please come back to this thread Jeff we need those ideas!

A link.

Jeff isn't in that thread. And when he was, it was posted just minutes after he made this thread. OH JEFF WHERE HAVE TOU GONE.

Response to Hello 2010-06-19 00:26:27


This is the latest picture of Jeff, during an Ice Cube concert.

Hello


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Response to Hello 2010-06-19 00:31:53


Best thread ever.