As a Roma fan, I hope Baptista scores a goal or gets a bunch of assists.
So we can sell the useless bastard for a load of money. He's HUGE, but he constantly gets pushed over and loses his balance like he's running on marbles. He can't pass worth a damn, can't cross, can't jump.
All he's got is that damned shot of his, and even then he needs plenty of time to take it properly.
C'mon Brazil, don't be dicks. Pass it to him, then hit the pitch before he fires it.