At 1/28/10 11:51 AM, BetaOrionis wrote:
I see another war is brewing. You Wi/Hters are under the impression that your way is better, and you want to save us by enslaving us.
Enslavement? Not an option, but a decent idea. Thanks for trying, better luck next time.
The tides of an unwinnable war are upon you. No matter how much spam you stamp out, it will keep springing up, unhindered and indefatigable. Eventually, your energy and your valor will be spent. You will be broken and apathetic, and you will quit this fruitless struggle, and flee this mad place in terror.
Ah, you feel that I cannot win. This is where I shall rise above the tides of spam and we shall forge a New Grounds. Much like the god-like eutopic visions of Tom, from when I met him one year ago, there is a chance for General to be great. Throw off the shackles of the oppressive spam and rise up, with enlightenment, you shall be welcomed with open arms.
Not as my slaves, or those indebted to me for this, but as equals. I see Newgrounds for how great it is. Now, I offer you the chance to do the same.
It's as it should be. You're too old for this war, Coop. You and the rest of Wi/Ht. Your energy, if spent here at all, should be spent helping those who freely request it, not forced upon the unrelenting throngs of cockroaches resisting your "cleansing". The concubine of the general forum has made it abundantly clear - they don't want it nor deserve it.
Everyone deserves a chance to change and this would certainly be a change for the better!
Yes, abandon this war now, and scurry back to your aristocratic, well lit Wi/Ht forum, where you will be untouched by General's debilitating influence.
*casts off monocle* Let us not regard this place as a slum, nor ghetto, let us rejoice for what it has given us. When I started here, I was a denizen of General and I have travelled Newgrounds. Now that I return, I believe that together, we can make this place the pride of the BBS.
tl;dr: GTFO for your own good! Live your own life!
I have lived and I encourage you all to do so. Look to your windows (In the walls, not in your PCs), there is sunlight and a whole world outside. Go out, see the sights, then come back and tell us about it!
At 1/28/10 12:42 PM, Auz wrote:
Hahaha taking over the General was even easier than we thought!
We are not done here, yet. We have allies over those hills, Auz. Not just enemies. C&C and Writing already flag to our banners. My scouts report that the Moderators forums rally to our cause as well.
We shall wait a while and make sure that these citizens are well treated and afforded our protection, if only from themselves.
At 1/28/10 12:58 PM, Bahamut wrote:
At 1/28/10 05:33 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 1/27/10 05:49 PM, Ship wrote:
Finally! A cleansing of this God-forsaken place.
That's the spirit. We're going to clean up this forum. You can start by sweeping the floor.
Scruffy?
No, Goldie Wilson from Back to the Future.
At 1/28/10 01:18 PM, Homfrog wrote:
Do not gaze in glad heart now upon the General Forum, a takeover is at hand. Wi/Ht users, I accept ye but not in good faith. For if such a fanciful revolution of hostilities must occur in these gentled walls then so be it; let one man alone to reside in his private General domicile. As for the old users of the General Forum, I ask that you not comply and not resist; if a contradiction like such is a vexation, then I have nothing to declare. Which wars has General Forum fought in? This one for sure if it follows.
This story shall the good man teach his son; And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remember'd; We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition: And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
Henry V, 4.3