At 10/29/09 06:16 AM, scottmale24 wrote:At 10/29/09 05:33 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote: Jacko: Open up the huge purple book first- it's so large something may be concealed within. Or at least a LOT of Kama sutra.This is, by a wide margin, the most terrifying thing you've ever held in your hands.
Eat it.
At 10/29/09 06:27 PM, TheCupcakeArmy wrote: Open to the bookmarked page.
There are no words to describe the terror you are currently feeling in your gut.
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At 10/30/09 06:10 PM, scottmale24 wrote:At 10/29/09 06:27 PM, TheCupcakeArmy wrote: Open to the bookmarked page.There are no words to describe the terror you are currently feeling in your gut.
Jackson: Learn battle technique: tantra tentackels..
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Place the book and gun in your inventory. Also, search the dead info booth man's pockets.
You only heard one shot. Make sure there isn't a second round in the shotgun before taking it. You don't want to blow your own head off.
Then try the blue book with double bars.
Rip out the page and eat it, Learn battle technique
Against your better judgment, your crush up the page and eat it.
As the paper dryly slides into your gullet, you find yourself hoping that he wasn't masturbating to that picture on his time off.
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In what can only be described (in the way these Lovecraftian horrors almost always are) as "indescribable horror", a green light erupts from the ceiling! You feel your skin tingle with magic prowess, or perhaps radiation! You'll have to get that tested soon. Something otherwordly slithers close to your crotch, but you try your hardest to put it out of your mind. Whatever it is, it can probably sense fear as well as it can genitalia.
You learn a new technique: Evard's Molesting Tentacles!
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Leave the booth and look for a victim to test the spell on
At 11/2/09 03:59 AM, scottmale24 wrote: You learn a new technique: Evard's Molesting Tentacles!
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This will come in handy. But for now, place shotgun in inventory and move the bookcase aside. There seems to be scratchings on the floor indicating it has been frequently hinge'd back and forth...whatever could be behind it?
No mate, no.
Use Evard's Tentacles to upgrade your rather weak staff.
I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.
Jackson: Use Evards Molesting Tentacles on body of Info Man, maybe it'll wake him up.
Use your new skill on everyone you can get your hands on.
Hey guys, the plug on my laptop cord shattered, so I'm gone for a few days until the replacement arrives. Just don't go overboard on the comments, I was already working on the next few so I'LL BE BACK WITH A VENGEANCE.
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Haha, this is great, i return after half a year, to find THIS baby still "rolling" (more like jumping trough space and time like a twisted star trek-epsiode). Still lovely man!
Put information booth guy in your inventory.
(Just the skull would be a waste of a perfectly good information booth guy!)
Find those girls that mocked you earlier and molest them to an orgasm-y death.
Pick up the shotgun and plant both your feet on it angling it towards the window and burst forth in a glorious roaring human/stick/english-man-y arrow of rage and rain dea- terr- ...hmm... Rain blood from your left ankle which was a little off and got blownededed off by the shotugn down on the two females who returned!! (Now muscular, scarred and wholly scary) >:O
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This is real, I sware
At 11/3/09 04:00 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Hey guys, the plug on my laptop cord shattered,
Owch. Same thing happened to me, only mine involved a puppy, a metal rod, an exposed electrical wire, a bottle of water and a very sad niece :3
Oopsys! (wait a minute, when the hell did I get the fable II soundtrack?!)
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This is real, I sware
Set fire to the bookcase to reveal a possible secret apssage. there seems to be scratch marks on the floor.
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
The Problems of the Future, by Everyone!
take the shotgun
You grab the shotgun!
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There seems to be one shell left. You don't need to load it. They did that shit for you.
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At 12/6/09 09:20 PM, bl00db47h wrote: Jackson: Try to find a book on Mage spells.
Hesitantly, you reach your arm towards the shelf of ancient grimoires, groping blindly for a book that may not exist, not knowing what you'll find next. You pick out a nice blue one. You like blue. It's no orange, but it's still a nice hue.
Oh, wow. This is like Christmas and your birthday all rolled into one. God, you love the dark arts.
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...This is indeed a disturbing universe... O_o
At 1/9/10 08:20 AM, Weenog wrote: gather a party and venture forth!
a warrior, a archer and a hobo.
At 1/9/10 10:26 AM, HingSock wrote:At 1/9/10 08:20 AM, Weenog wrote: gather a party and venture forth!a warrior, a archer and a hobo.
I forgot to say hi ^^
Hi all
Well, obviously Jackson would have to go through several steps to find a crew:
>Go out
>Search for crew members
>Find hobo
>Ask politeley to join crew
>Find a new ect ect ...
Also, thank you for continuing this!
