Slay the information stand guy and steal his getup.
Then impersonate him.
I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.
Smash the info man on the head with your staff, steal his clothing and drain his blood into your snazzy glasses.
At 7/18/09 10:15 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Smash the info man on the head with your staff, steal his clothing and drain his blood into your snazzy glasses.
Err, on second thought, rummage through your knapsack to check what your current inventory is.
Leap over the info counter and torture the guy into telling you where you are.
the image on that flag looks strangely familiar
Ask the info man what kind of information he gives
Ask the info man what the red dragon on the emblem means, then slay him before he tells anyone you were being nosy.
Save points are for quitters.
go into the town and try to find an internet cafe. then download a virus onto it.
PLEEZ STEEL MY SIGNICHUR
hur,hur.
magically muss with the glasses to form telescope and see what's in yonder castle. you ignore the information desk because the man is actually a toothless hairless woman and smells of elderberries. and you cannot read.
Ask the info man where the hell you are then kill him with a magic fireball and search for items on his room
Do i get a cookie?
Throw your glasses at the info man, and show him some real knowledge!
"People could care less about you, what people really care about though, is the image of you. The idea of you."
At 7/23/09 03:55 PM, DooLeYcRiB wrote: random shit
lol, it wasn't necessary to take a photograph of yourself.
Jackson: Walk up to info-man and kindly inquire for some information on the castle, it's inhabitants and local points of interests.
Seriously, what's with all you homicidal maniacs?
At 7/24/09 10:38 AM, MeMB wrote: Jackson: Walk up to info-man and kindly inquire for some information on the castle, it's inhabitants and local points of interests.
Seriously, what's with all you homicidal maniacs?
Admit it, when you play Grand Theft Auto, you don't drive properly or try to act decently, you attack civilians and do crazy impossible aerial stunts and blow up random things.
Best take advantage of a world where being a homicidal maniac has no immediate or major repercussions.
I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.
At 7/24/09 11:04 AM, Kurofelis wrote: Admit it, when you play Grand Theft Auto, you don't drive properly or try to act decently, you attack civilians and do crazy impossible aerial stunts and blow up random things.
You can actually attack civilians? Gah, what a horrid game, I will never play it again.
look up sarcasm in the dictionary
At 7/24/09 11:04 AM, Kurofelis wrote: Admit it, when you play Grand Theft Auto, you don't drive properly or try to act decently, you attack civilians and do crazy impossible aerial stunts and blow up random things.
Best take advantage of a world where being a homicidal maniac has no immediate or major repercussions.
I must say, I actually tried that once...
It turns out it is ridiculously hard in that game to follow simple traffic rules. Your brakes are terrible, and the traffic lights will just turn red without any warning.
NEVER LOOSE FAITH IN MANCUNT
Haha, yeah I know. I used to do that too sometimes, but other cars insist on ignoring traffic rules and running into you for no reason. It's so easy to get out and use your baseball bat to club them to death, so needless to say, alot of people died that day...
At 7/24/09 02:13 PM, MeMB wrote:
look up sarcasm in the dictionary
Don't worry, I was just screwing around.
It's sort of funny how you never have a reason to be good in any video games; the rewards are good enough to risk getting chased by the law, since they aren't very persistent.
I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.
use your collectable cups to hear through the door
at the end of this we should make it into a flash... or webcomic... or somerthing
aaand you hear the giant metal jerk talking or something
Simple.
Jackson: Walk up to the Info-Guy and ask him what particular castlles i this is. If he refuses to talk cast a spell on him, that will make force him to say it.
At 7/25/09 10:05 PM, Zoidz wrote: Simple.
Jackson: Walk up to the Info-Guy and ask him what particular castle this is. If he refuses to talk, cast a spell on him, which will force him to say the information.
Ooooops. Now fixed.
Jackson, inquire where you are at the info desk.
:race LIZARD GUY
:class CHOSEN ONE (HOBO)
:color HOBO RED
:str 99999
:dex 99999
:con 99999
:int 00000
:wis 88888 (much exp in the way of the hobo)
:cha 00002
i think this is dead... or in the process of slowly dying.... perhaps its best if we all just STOPPED POSTING OUR BLOODY IDEAS!!! our artist obviously has better things to do at the moment than post pictures for this. also he must have a life, we dont all go on newgrounds 24/7. besides, he hasnt posted in days, weeks even. perhaps we should just leave it?
At 8/13/09 07:26 AM, BoonChild wrote: perhaps we should just leave it?
Perhaps HE shouldn't have made such a great thread.
No mate, no.
