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I Can't Watch Straight Porn
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At 3/7/09 03:04 PM, Crusher117 wrote:At 3/7/09 02:55 PM, THEJamoke wrote:I like to imagine myself as the couch.At 3/7/09 02:24 PM, EmoNarc wrote: I guess I can understand how some people can imagine themselves as the guy, but why would you?I like to imagine myself as the girl.
"Aww yea, check this out. You wont believe what 2 people did on me earlier"
I like to imagine I'm the person watching the video... yes, I have a very poor imagination. That's what happens when you watch too much porno.
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At 3/7/09 04:16 PM, NeverHundred wrote:
I like to imagine I'm the person watching the video... yes, I have a very poor imagination. That's what happens when you watch too much porno.
I like to imagine myself as the guy holding the camera. Seeing so many chicks nude and getting paid for it.
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At 3/7/09 04:28 PM, JKMonkey wrote: ^^ i know right, its like all the guys in porn get their haircuts from the same barber
it wouldnt surprise me
You think that barber trims the bush with the same pair of scissors?
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At 3/7/09 03:04 PM, TacoFreak wrote: What I hate is blowjob scenes in porno films, I don't want to look at some dick get sucked. Major turn off.
Yeah, same. I usually skip forward so I don't have to see someone giving a guy the Blowjob, I skip right into the part where the girl finally gets fucked.
At 3/7/09 02:24 PM, EmoNarc wrote: Don't get any ideas. I prefer to watch girl-girl and solo-girl.
I think that straight porn is very disgusting. The guy is typically extremely grotesque, and the girl gets obscenely demeaned by this grotesque man. I guess I can understand how some people can imagine themselves as the guy, but why would you? This guy is a morally inept, disgusting person.
Am I the only one who thinks this or am I just insane?
Thats why I watch On Demand porn from time warner, 10x more turn on'erer? And NO DICKS! YAY
OMG LMFAO!!! Everybody step out of your box right now and go ahead and read what you wrote. It's clear that we as "people in general" are sick. lmao
I'm a closeted gay. When I first started out I enjoyed the occasional guy on guy stuff, but I haven't got off at porn in a long time, a year or so. I have sex with my girlfriend more often than not. I don't find her disgusting, I don't find her sexually appealing either, but still. I imagine most males are afraid of men in straight porn because they are scared that if they watch them long enough they will turn gay.
Don't worry guys, if you are straight now you are straight forever. Just thank God you aren't gay because it's ten times harder than being straight. I have to constantly hide my gay tendencies and I plan to continue forever lol.
And if you're wondering the reason I have a GF is cuz I really do care about her and she is so beautiful and down to earth. I'm not gonna lie though, it does help in hiding my sexuality.
what the hell is this?
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Yeah I really don't like straight porn, especially if you see the guys face.
At 3/7/09 05:27 PM, Basspro55 wrote: I dont watch any of it try topping that! Seriously porn is so low budget maybe if they made one that is comparable to the dark knight id watch.
Porn > Batman
At 3/7/09 02:39 PM, k14pc wrote: I'm the opposite. I can get horny from watching girl on girl or solo girl but I never get off to that. I usually time my orgasm to the cumshot in a guy on girl porno.
Exactly this.
At 3/7/09 05:27 PM, Basspro55 wrote: I dont watch any of it try topping that! Seriously porn is so low budget maybe if they made one that is comparable to the dark knight id watch.
Watch 'Pirates' or 'Pirates 2'. High def, high budget, good quality cinematics, great set-pieces, decent CGI imagery, famously the most high-budget porn ever made.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_(20 05_film)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_II:
_Stagnetti%27s_Revenge
At 3/7/09 05:11 PM, dasismahleg wrote: I imagine most males are afraid of men in straight porn because they are scared that if they watch them long enough they will turn gay.
Or it's because the men in porn are fuck ugly.
I find straight/vanilla porn humorous.
Things I hate in porn:
Blowjobs and handjobs.
Man making any kind of noise.
Ugly women.
Too many shots of the man.
Now I can get off to a lesbian vid or a solo vid, but only if it's a little rough, cuz if it's simply a video of a girl rubbing her clit and that's everything, or it's just two girls eating each other out with nothing more, than I'm turning that shit off and finding another video. What I'm saying is that there had better be dildoes involved if it's lesbian/solo porn and there had better not be 10 minutes devoted to a blowjob during a 20 minute video.
At 3/7/09 05:11 PM, dasismahleg wrote: I'm a closeted gay
Dude, it's not good to hide that. If you're gay, just flaunt your rainbow. You'll feel much better. In fact, I recommend that you paint your dick rainbow and walk outside naked. That's what I would do.
And if you're not sexually attracted to your girlfriend, I'll be more than happy to take on that part of the relationship, so that you can continue to love her without having to make love to her :P
At 3/7/09 05:27 PM, Basspro55 wrote: I dont watch any of it try topping that! Seriously porn is so low budget maybe if they made one that is comparable to the dark knight id watch.
Would you fap to the Dark Knight? If so, than you're a sick, twisted, man, who also happens to be gay since you're fapping to the image of a man.
But I loled at the thought of a porn with special effects, like laser cocks and a way to somehow make Cytherea's squirt resemble the output of a firehose. (even more than it already does, I should say)
At 3/7/09 03:11 PM, andhination wrote:At 3/7/09 03:04 PM, TacoFreak wrote: What I hate is blowjob scenes in porno films, I don't want to look at some dick get sucked. Major turn off.I agree with this.
Seriously, who wants to see cock, and only cock?
Gina and bewbs plz.
You also see the woman's mouth, face, and boobs bouncing back and forth against her body as she slides the manmeat down her throat.
Agree. I'm one of those guys who only enjoys it if I know the girl is getting off and thats my main priority :P so I only enjoy porn if it's real haha
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I agree with you 75%
Dunno how to explain it, Im tired as shit
Ill make a picture to go here later.
