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What do YOU think is best in life?

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Let me tell you a little about life. You jump out of your moms vagina, your parents raise you, you go to school, you get picked on, you have fun with friends, you work your ass off nearly everyday, you grow older, you go to high-school, you get a crush, you stare at girls boobs, you get your ass kicked, you get a girlfriend, you go to college, you work even harder and then you graduate and might study even more. Oh, and then your parents die and your friends gets killed in some way. And then you marry some woman, then have sex, then have kids, then you grow old and die.

Is it really worth it?


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Uh oh, someone is having their mid-teen life crisis.

It'll pass.


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You're supposed to enjoy the ride


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At 3/7/09 09:41 AM, KevinHR wrote: Is it really worth it?

Not if you have special life, not the lame one you mentioned.

I'm going to be an adventurer! And I'm going to fuck animals!

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It's what happens between all those things you listed, that matters. Of course that may be some routine that we might eventually take some day, but you've really got to live it to the fullest. By living, I mean doing crazy stuff with friends, picking up some drunk bar chick for a one-night stand, and maybe even crashing your parents car. That's why it's worth it.


*xin laugh*

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At 3/7/09 09:41 AM, KevinHR wrote: Let me tell you a little about life. You jump out of your moms vagina, your parents raise you, you go to school, you get picked on, you have fun with friends, you work your ass off nearly everyday, you grow older, you go to high-school, you get a crush, you stare at girls boobs, you get your ass kicked, you get a girlfriend, you go to college, you work even harder and then you graduate and might study even more. Oh, and then your parents die and your friends gets killed in some way. And then you marry some woman, then have sex, then have kids, then you grow old and die.

Not always true. What if your parents abuse you (for whatever reason)? What if you can't get far in school? What if you flunk out? What if you somehow can't get a girlfriend? What if you die in a car wreck?


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If you're using a sniper rifle, it's called sniping. When you're NOT using a sniper rifle, it's called camping.

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The only good thing about life... is death...

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Life is about having an affect on others.it's how you chose to represent yourself through actions, thoughts, and words.You could be living by yourself in the forest but what you personally experience is what defines how you choose to live and what you do with your life.Or if you choose to live in society, you have the option of making it better or worse depending on your ideas.Life matters if you choose that it matters.

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Of course. Because it's not the big things that make up life, it's the little things. A lovely candlelit dinner with your lover. Walking around town in the summer while watching the sun set and feeling the breeze. Laying in bed listening to tunes and reflecting on life. That's what makes up lifes.

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That lazy I don't have anything to do feeling when I'm hangin' around with a friend playing his SNES with him that i desperately wish I had as of now.

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That was an extremely brief and extremely disordered synopsis on life. Especially because you failed to mention the fun parts.


You have to know your name.

LOOP

One day you'll all miss me.

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At 3/7/09 09:41 AM, KevinHR wrote:

Let me tell you a little about life. LOL, exactly how old are you to be telling people about life.
You jump out of your moms vagina. Correct
Your parents raise you. Correct
You go to school. Correct
You get picked on. Incorrect
You have fun with friends. Correct
You work your ass off nearly everyday. Incorrect
You grow older. Correct
You go to high-school. Correct
You get a crush. Correct
You stare at girls boobs. Correct, Frequently
You get your ass kicked. Incorrect, Never, 8 Black Belts
You get a girlfriend. Correct
You go to college. Incorrect, Unnecessary
You work even harder and then you graduate and might study even more. Incorrect, again unnecessary
Oh, and then your parents die. Incorrect, still waiting
And your friends gets killed in some way. Incorrect, No friends have died yet! Yet! And then you marry some woman. Correct
Then have sex. Correct, many times
Then have kids. Correct, just one though, ones enough
Then you grow old. Correct
And die. Correct, Eventually

Is it really worth it? YES ABSOLUTELY, but you forgot to mention the, become a millionaire at 18 and retire a multi-millionaire at 35. But you cant all have my life.

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At 3/7/09 09:41 AM, KevinHR wrote: Let me tell you a little about life.

Everything you poorly described has nothing to do whatsoever with the one I'm living.


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Do you know that when you look at a planet and you see that light that planet's not even there? That's just a light. That's just your neighbor shining a flashlight right into your yard, looking for

coons. And he says, what are you doing in my backyard with that flash light? And I told him I'm shining it. I'm shining it in the window so I can teach your son about the universe. He said get out of my yard and why are you communicating to my son? Why are you in all black, behind my bushes shining a light into my house? And I said I'm teaching your son about the universe. I'm shining a light. I'm shining a light right in there and exploring his room as he's looking out and exploring the universe. I turn the light off and I see your son go to bed and I turn the light back on and I do swirls on the wall like a comet's tail.

I do this every night with your son.


I'm your average Afro-American fetus. For example: I enjoy basketball, I'm rather good when I play too, but I'm much too busy scratching my horrific cracked skin these days.

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At 3/7/09 10:31 AM, life wrote:

This man is why threads about people's lives or something that changed their lives is horrible. Except for the one about life-changing poop, I laughed at it.

The moderator life has won the internets.

Oh and the best thing about life is living you dumbass.

gorp

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At 3/7/09 09:41 AM, KevinHR wrote: jump out of your moms vagina

live fast.
die young.


the picture/information posted above; is at least somewhat relevant to this topic.

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