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chicken humpin'

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It takes all types in this world.

Another mental track by me, The Bard. As with my other retarded tracks, I've played and recorded all instruments myself. That's why they sound so shit.

If you click 0 it's because you hump chickens and didn't want anyone to find out.

I got a story from the farm and it makes a witty yarn
About humpin'
It's a dirty little verse about a habit that's perverse
To do with humpin'

There's a fella by the park and as soon as it gets dark
He's chicken humpin'
There's a man near the lake and after half-past eight
He's chicken humpin'

There's people humpin' chickens all over the world
Gettin' their kicks for free
It's the latest craze so go'n spread the word
But keep that creepy shit away from me... (just like your)

Mother... your mother whose all freaky for your brother
But your brother... your brother he ain't freaky for your mother


There's a man from the sticks doin' crazy shit for kicks
He's chicken humpin'
There's a kid down the street - the weirdest creep you'll meet
He's chicken humpin'
And Johnny's younger cousin - he bangs 'em by the dozen
Chicken humpin'
There's people everywhere bangin' birds without a care
They're chicken humpin'

There's horny fuckers gettin' off all over the world
Humpin' all kinds of shit
If it weren't for the chickens they'd just find another bird
As long as it fits they're humpin' it - the dirty fuckers... (I said your)

Mother... your mother she's all freaky for your brother
But your brother... your brother he's all freaky for your father
And your father... your father he's all freaky for your sister
But your sister, yeah, she's all freaky for your mother and your brother

There's a lotta horny people doing creepy fuckin' shit
Like chicken humpin'

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So this was cool I think you have an idea here and it works well I think you made the lyrics just jump and come alive it's not everyday you hear stuff like this and I'm glad I did check this one out you bring some good needed attitude to the portal so nice job there and nice work here you should make a series out of this whole piece and make more


this is fucking hilarious
i hope you make more soon


good music = good song nice hope you make more like this man

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

maybe when they let me out of prison... who knew chicken humpin was against the law?????

Funny Hick Rock

I like the writing of the lyrics here, but I think that the music did let it down just a little, as you could have done with a more aggressive solo, particularly on the drums. Throw some moves in there from someone like Animal, for example, and see how it pan s out, since the guitars get the idea, when they play the chorus, but the drummer seems to ignore this and carries on at his own pace.

A good song, but a little more work will make it even better.

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TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

cheers man... yeah i did have plans to layer some drum fills over the heavy "incest section" (i'm assuming this is the part you meant by chorus) it really was a shame i couldn't get it to work.

if i redo this song that would be one of the top priorities... that, and to just play better overall!

thanks for the review and positive feedback, you rock!

Funny song

Well, the music here doesn't sound that good as they play only very simple riffs that repeat over and over, but they are only there to back up the voice. And they do this job pretty good. Together with the voice the instruments create a very funny sounding song with lyrics that are funny in a very twisted way.

I especially liked the chicken solo. ^^

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TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

yeah, i should sack the band they really do suck... oh, hang on, that was me!

cheers for the review man... yeah tunes are pretty simple but, as you pointed out, they're only there as an excuse for me to sing about chickens :D

hey glad you liked it and thanks for listening and the honest feedback!

Credits & Info

4.37 / 5.00

Jan 24, 2010
9:12 AM EST
General Rock
File Info
4 MB
2 min 55 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.