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The idea for this came about during a heatwave that lasted about a fortnight... I took to wearing no pants around my house (I was still wearing boxer shorts... honest!) and this song seemed to write itself.

If you like the humour of this then you may like the other funny songs I have done...
"Johnny's little secret"
"Attack of the killer cucumber"
"The Yeti stole my girlfriend"
"Your blog, my bog"

The rest of my audio besides these is either cover songs from the band I play drums in... or heavy metal songs I've done vox for.


I lost my pants the other day
Shook my head, what could I say?
I asked the Lord for another chance
But the very next day I lost my pants again

I asked the Lord "Would it be ok,
If I wore no pants for a couple of days?"
He spoke to me, I woke from my trance
From that day forth I would never wear pants again

I became the man... with no pants
I became the man...
Cue the solo...

If it shits you off when you look at me
Just remember that we're living in democracy
I made my choice and my choice was right
I'll never wear pants for a day of my life again

I became the man... with no pants
I'm the man who wears... no pants
I said no... I said no to pants....

If it shits you off when you look at me
Just remember that we're living in democracy...

The little Mario style "So nice" at the end was picked up on my drum overhead mics... I was really stoked to get the drums spot on after several attempts and it just came out. I probably should've edited it out but I couldn't do it...


Edit 21/11/08 - this is going to sound mental but I've only just realised that this song made it onto the front page... almost a week later! I'm such a moron! Thanks to everyone who's commented... you all rock! I'll respond when I get the chance.

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this song discribes me so well

keep up the good work dude.
the only down side is when i download it my pc keeps deleting it.. but meh.

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

that's coz your pc can't handle the awesomosity


I wouldn't be wearing pants right now but it would give my mom the wrong idea when she walks in on my sitting at my laptop with no pants on.

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

happened to me all the time so i moved out


Your not only a metal god, your a god at FUNNY SONGS TOO!!

That solo was AMAZING! haha!

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

lol... the solo was frikkin wicked to record... i had a mile-wide grin doing it... a lot of fun.
yeah, funny songs... i get a few wtf's from the people who've got to know me as a metalhead... these are just as much fun to make, just different. Glad you liked it :D

lol wtf?

Sounds good for a flash cartoon or something. It's the first thing that came to my mind.

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

for sure


cool just kinda wondering why

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

me too!

Credits & Info

4.77 / 5.00

Jul 17, 2008
8:24 AM EDT
General Rock
File Info
1.8 MB
1 min 56 sec

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Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.