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Aug 29, 2008 | 9:54 PM EDT
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2.1 MB
2 min 19 sec
3.09 / 5.00

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Rated 3.09 / 5 stars
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Author Comments

A song about relatives... if you like the humour of this you may also want to check out some of my other songs... in particular "lost my pants", "the yeti stole my gf", "your blog, my bog" and "attack of the killer cucumber".


I've got something to say to you... but you sure ain't gonna like it.
My papa, my father, my daddy... he's an alien.
My mama, my mother.... she's an alien.
My sister, my brother, my cousin, my daughter, my granny, my family...
They're all aliens.

And now... now you're gonna die.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I see it.

You were just tying to distance yourself from your family.
Alienate them, one might say.

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

exterminate!!! exterminate!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Who would have thought that such short lyrics would go on for 2:19, just unbelievable. When i read the lyrics and saw the length of the song i thought u must have repeated the the lyrics.


TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

haha... i thought the same thing, when i typed it, eh? didn't seem like enough words for the song i'd been singing on my backporch. it was one of those wtf moments.

cheers man!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


It makes me think of T. Rex. It's good and trashy sounding. Not to sound like an ad, but maybe you could listen to a few of my songs and see what you think?

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

whoa, sorry dude... this review totally passed me by!!!

ads are ok... i'll come and check your gear out soon, eh?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

good god

This is the most obnoxious most amazing song ever

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

hahahaha.... that's frikkin awesome man. Cheers for the review :D


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Very catchy and well presented, but I wanted it to be longer.

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

yeah... i ran out of relatives to alienate.

cheers all the same!