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the yeti stole my girlfriend

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I originally created this song using a Ukelele but recording it got tricky so to recreate a similar sound my guitar has a Capo up on the 12th fret. It's high. And stinky.

Sometimes I regret writing this song...


The Yeti has stolen my girlfriend.
I wonder what he'll do with her, my girlfriend?
She did not believe in them, my girlfriend...
but now she's been kidnapped by one of them.

Yeti... where did you go?
Yeti... I really got to know.
My girlfriend... I miss her.
I hope that I will see her again coz I really want to kiss her.

But my girlfriend was kidnapped by the Yeti.
He snuck up and snatched her, the Yeti.
I heard her as she screamed at him, the Yeti.
It was really mean of him, that Yeti.

Yeti... where did you go?
Yeti... I really got to know.
My girlfriend... I miss her.
I hope that I will see her again coz I really want to kiss her.

I found them together, my girlfriend (and the Yeti)
I caught them two kissing, my girlfriend (and the Yeti)
I could not believe that she would go for him (that fuckin' Yeti)
The Yeti had stolen my girlfriend.

Yeti... what have you done?
Yeti... you made me so glum.
My girlfriend... I thought she was the one...
but now instead I gotta try again coz my girlfriend was stolen by the Yeti.

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Haha funny dude!

the contrast in your voice from your other stuff is quite big, haha! At first i thought that this wasn't you singing. I love all your silly funny songs!


TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

yeah... i used a lot of eq on this one to get that crusty effect... almost like singing through a telephone or something. But also, as you said... very different. It was meant to be highpitched, whiney, and gay... i think i pulled it off!


Random, funny and catchy^^

I love you're musik. This was a great song though I agree with others that you could improve the middle section a bit^^ But besides that it was a KICKAXE song!!

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

yah, really i should delete this one and totally redo it. My understanding of the recording process has come along way and i'm (slightly) better at guitar.

thanks for listening!


i lov al ur music.ur awsom at singing .funy songs to

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

haha... thanks man

Nice One J5

Although you are sounding a little like the guy from Jebediah, nice work bro!!! I am very sorry to hear that the yeti stole AND kissed your girlfriend, life can be tough like that. Most impressed with your song production capabilities, awesome!

Look forward to further genius from you...

PS it is a pain signing up to an account on this site but I'm glad I did so I can tell you how much you rock :)

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

thank noonaa!

I like this.

Your voice is comical in a rockish sort of way. I like this song, but of course, remember my always advice, COMPRESS and MAXIMIZE. It makes a difference. Oh, and search the web for a rectifier VSTi. It makes things a lot better.

Cheers, FCDX

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

hey, thanks for the review and the advice!

yeah, the dBs of the song definitely dip in the middle but I kind of wanted it that way for the contrast. It sounded ok played loud but when i listened to it on a public computer with low volume the middle almost dropped out entirely! not great... might need another tweak.

Credits & Info

4.92 / 5.00

Jun 14, 2008
4:02 AM EDT
File Info
2.4 MB
2 min 36 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.